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@seanvt as requested. Once again, I made this. Don't steal it, you cretinous urchins
Bonus: anus canon
Previously on Imgur: http://imgur.com/gallery/ZRT77
BrianM943
What a time to be alive.
corey8084
OMG, I haven't laughed this hard in quite a while. you are magnificent, OP!
UpvotesForCalicos
It...it held direct eye contact to assert its dominance.
CaptainMooregan
+1 for cretinous urchins. I don't mind being insulted when it's worded so eloquently.
InfantHands
*There
SpasticWalrus81
Get that smirk off your face while staring at me
TheOxytocin
NSFW that shit
InfiniteSynapse
HOW IN THE WORLD
DavidAttenboroughsSultryVoice
You had me at "Bonus: anus canon"
Kalekus
And the unsung hero of the .gif: he doooooooooooooooooo
jtu26
Here's my fire for ya...
YungPal
That's beautiful :^)
Dodekahedron
Possibly the only besieged post I will upvote.
imadummass
I Ejaculate Fire - Dethklok. Go listen.
Ishouldbemoreprivate
It's not even 9am here and I'm done with Imgur for the day.
BarnabasWizardcock
OMG I'm crying from laughing at this.
palkintosika
dat ass cannon
tuqueo
This is getting out of hand.
ps238principal
I can't help but think this is a superhero concept for an Alan Moore comic I haven't read yet.
GandalfTheUltraViolet
http://media.oglaf.com/comic/lonely-mountain.jpg Warning, everything on Oglaf is NSFW.
upsetpeanut
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Doodle210
Did not see the cannon coming...
ruferto
i met a girl once that came so hard she pooped a little. just thought you'd wanna know
ISpiltCoffeeOnMyPhone
fun
GimmeYoSandwhich
*Did not seeman the cannon cumming
Dodekahedron
If you have firedick, its time to go to the doctor.
specialpasta
I like my firedick lifestyle and don't think that I need a doctor
funke377
"If your firedick persists for more than 29 minutes, consult a physician immediately."
BingleyBingleyBeep
I was already dying, but then the ass-cannon finished me off! You earned this. +1
gggggggggggggggggggggg
rip
Isweartogodthecatmademedoit
Sounds like my last date.
TheColossalTitan
I laughed so hard when I read this.
MaybeGrapes
Ever cum so hard you fire a cannonball out your keister?
BIastTyrant
shit's on fire yo
tezuma
haha anal
CrowZoneMan
Taytay21
So is my mixtape
BIastTyrant
do you wanna exchange mixtapes? I have many sources saying that mine is also on fire?
DemiXIII
Piss' on fire, yo.
BIastTyrant
wait till the end of the gif, mu' fucka' be shittin fire and bricks
ImgurCritic
@seanvt
Raziya
:)
Slim617
What happens before you can poop
nation543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Q1LwEXC1U8
GilaMonsieur
btw, what program do you use to record
seanvt
It's everything I hoped it would be!
MisterGod
@seanvt sees his username mentioned and be like
LordFusion38
More like
notashittyusername
AHHHH IT HURTS
MechaNinja
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7W35dyPTh6o -- just gonna leave this here. I don't think it is NSFW, but I don't know your boss.
TheSpanishInquisitor
This is the most metal thing I've ever witnessed. Kudos!
DrToastyPants
What.
HairyPethoer
terribleentrepreneur
I think you could just assume that anything with "ejaculate" in the title is NSFW.
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Huh
itsmeV
Definitely IS NSFW hence why I forwarded to every single of my friends. All 5 of them.
SophiaLemonGrenade
Wat did I just see....
StanfordPines
The best STD prevention ad ever?
RavenEatsPixels
That's amazing. The ass cannon really seals the deal
CarolGerber
Man, if I had a nickel for every time I've heard that....
Hexofin
I wouldn't say seal per say haha.
danielsdesk
That's what he/she said
Isweartogodthecatmademedoit
Yeah... it really seals the deal. but when I do it i'm "Gross" and have to "go wipe myself"
RavenEatsPixels
I laughed way too hard at that.
curiouscorruption
I EJACULATE FIRE!
ToucherOfButts
This was a risky click.
CorwinMacGregor
Brutal!
HairyPethoer
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curiouscorruption
The show Metalocalypse xD
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curiouscorruption
Ahh, it's such a great show :'D
upsetpeanut
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