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Tangentbordskrigare
Love that poorly drawn family guy comic
GingerLaird
#1 Bada-bing bing bada-boom!
Shelest
"Because I'm Batman!"
Kaliff
Jesus H. Christ, Marie!!! They're minerals!!
TheNihilistsParadoxicalWashingMachine
An age ago I worked at a factory cutting plastic packaging to size many sheets at a time. The static discharge was scary thunderbolt level.
intaglioguy
I serviced a place that custom-cut rolls of plastic for different applications. They had warnings about static discharge all over.
aMotleyFool
The funniest part is, you don't make much money from winning races. The real money comes from but from breeding winning horses.
intaglioguy
Betting takes less investment.
TooMehToCare
Isn't Flash a tiny bit faster than Superman? So, if he was in the back, how far did his head go up Superman's ass?
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
He used to be about the same, it power escalated and he could just run slower.
theelectricwizard
#1 reminds me my time in Japan. My ex and I had 1 futon each and we put them next to another to make a large common bed. When ever she got
theelectricwizard
#3*
theelectricwizard
.... mad, she took her futon and would sleep by herself in the opposide side of the room.
SharkShanker
That last one would be a good family guy joke. They don’t have the balls, though.
OakForestAudioGuy
Right fkn o, I'd love to see it play out
sinbinrugger
Their balls are in peters chin
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
I mean, the head kinda looks like one...
SirBenningtonPennyworth
You don’t F with Nickelodeon
ShowMeYourWienerDog
They already made a joke how he got his shape. He jumped too high on the bed and hit his head on the ceiling shaping his head like that.
liesmyparentstoldme
They also implied lois got knocked up during a porno by the cave man pizza guy.
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
Not like cartoon characters can't have multiple origin stories ...
DrMephistoFromSouthParkColorado
#1 I loved the Static Shock cartoon make the guy with that a little more badass looking
valen00
The God of static shocks certainly gets a lot more action
koops
BatmanOSX
DocHerb87
Real woman right there...mmm.
ionlysaydeleted
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imotikhannnnnnn
Let me assess the situation, she just experienced and explosion and she is turned on by it, annnnd cue Freud.
InfinitusEquitas
Fun fact, if this is BvS she is pregnant there already.
FuckingTurtleBear
Sorry bout that. It's guest a good clip
konelhft
That's just a bonus for people with things for preggers chicks.
PaulVolcker
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
Mmmmm this definitely makes my dick wiggle
nolyininbed
if superman is the front and flash is back wth is robin supposed to be
DevinCastellucci
Part of the team!
RandomlyAppointedNSAAgent
It's his dick
renecealegria8
Robin is the jockey.
SweetVermillion
The jockey
Phonster
On top !! everybody know that robin is a topper :D (sorry... i mean, wasn't I supposed ?)
RayzorHero
Do u know sly fox
coelhoduracell10
Robyn is the jockey riding the "horse"
KlaraGold
The jockey
SilentMic
The guy having the most fun in the Eiffel Tower
alicefreak47
The Lucky Pierre.
aPokal
lenonymes
#7 Fun Fact: Corn is a fruit, a vegetable, AND a grain.
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
And grass!
DrunkSideOfTheMoon
Was that a RiffTrax reference?
lenonymes
well, all cereal grains are grass, so yeah lol.
astrangehop
Milk is a food
majorkira9
One loaf of milk please
Khandosii
DrFartstheTRex
Intelligence is knowing tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in your fruit salad.
JMassHysteria
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
kitnoki
Isn't that just Salsa?
shaunalmighty
Unless it's a salsa.
GingerLaird
Someone put points in Charisma.
OthisismyhappyfaceO
Found the bard
Billy2sweet
Thats not fun, thats annoying.
SpikeWolfwood
Well, maybe annoying you is fun for him.
lenonymes
SchrodingerMil
Does an immortal goddess who has youth for thousands of years still ovulate and never go through menopause?
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
Judging by how many dark futures involve her kids, I'd say she does.
nonCanadianGoose
The same reason she shrugs off attacks
BrokeMyFunnyBone
She was also sculpted by clay...so perhaps that function wasn't baked in?
Voltair
Not a Goddess yet. But I can see Amazons not ovulating because they don't breed in the first place.
LordTacoHatTheThird
Hell man the better question is if you turn invisible do glasses still work? Get bent.
Ketheres
I feel sorry for her.
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
Why is superman buff when he clearly doesn't get his strength from muscles?
BrokeMyFunnyBone
He does get his strength from muscles. It's just that his muscles are solar powered.Better question is how is he buff without heavy weights?
lenonymes
I mean, he basically does though (mostly...depending on that particular incarnation's actual powerset anyway).
TheWombatStrikesAgain
Under certain circumstances women can stop menstruating, e.g. very low body fat. Wonder Woman might qualify for that. And then there are (1)
TheWombatStrikesAgain
several contraceptives that have the same effect. Although due to her not being a normal human, none of them are guaranteed to work. (2)
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
Lets assume the DC universe has super-science "No period" pills.
xKittyPrincess
Well there is a pokey thing u can get all 3 months and you wont bleed. At least in germany.
dutchtreat
Or another type of pokey thing you can get once a year and not bleed for nine months at a time.
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
Neat.
AreThoseMyPants
Normally women have a limited amount of eggs. About 90% of them are gone by around the age of 30.
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
Yes, but waiting till your forties to have kids is still fine. Adam Ruins Everything - You Can Still Have Babies After 35
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9ryP0UyO5U
AreThoseMyPants
I'm not arguing against that. But SchrodingerMil asked about "thousands of years", which is a bit longer than 35+ years.
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
Hmm, women technically have a 'limited' number of eggs, but if her healing powers and strength also affect these cells of her body, she
hr0nk
Women have around 300,000 at puberty and only ovulate around 300-400. But yeah totally limited numbers.
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
You see, the fact that you can put a number on it means it IS limited. Also, those eggs, since they're already present since birth (closer
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
Or over a million), but already fall to 300k, means they grow older and sometimes die. It's not as if at menopause there's 299.700 eggs left
otherJeffsarefalseJeffs
Also, iirc, the older a women gets the more likely multiple eggs were released in one cycle.
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
Could technically keep on menstruating periodically for all those years.
VesselOfHate
Sure, but is she known to *heal* or *regenerate*? Closing a slash wound is different from growing back a finger.
MrNlceGuy
Hehe periodically.
SkutFarkas
But then every time she wants to bone, she gets deflowered. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
PerkyPervertedPet
Doesn't she keep her power by staying a virgin?
kenta89
What? I thought she was created by some bdsm-loving threesome-having guy. Why would he make her virginial?
ObsLamprey
And some dude has to jam his poor dick through a near-impenetrable hymen each time.
ebonyfaery
Pop a tampon in first. Job done.
attofreak
If she wants, she can basically cock-block a dude with her hymen...is that what that Republican politician was talking about?
Hellfirefighter
She might help the brave dudes by enjoying anal.
SkeletonsNeedLoveToo
It's like king Arthur's sword, except that challenge is putting it in not taking it out.