Hey Imgur. help me name my new cat!

The backstory

My friend's mom owns a couple cats; one outdoor, and one indoor. She feeds the outdoor one outside and she noticed that her outdoor cat would usually bring a stray cat with him whenever he came home for his meals, so she started laying out food for both of them and before she knew it she had made a new friend.

Yes I know, I know, feed a cat and they'll keep coming back, but before you get your pitchforks ready, hear me out...

This cat was very malnourished, had worms, and didn't have any tags.

My roommate and I were looking for a cat for some time now, but since we just moved into our new place earlier this month, money has been tight. So naturally when we got the text from my roommate's mom about how she had a new friend that she didn't want to keep and was going to send to the animal shelter anyways, we jumped at the opportunity to scoop her up and give her a new home!

So after having her dewormed and getting all the essentials (food, kitty toilet, etc..) we were finally ready to welcome her into our home as our newest addition, and now that she's here, we need your help!

Chill bro

We've been struggling on a name for her for quite a while now. We want her to have a name that is human-like such as George or Sheryl that also captures her personality.

She's very chill (as you can tell in the pictures), she spends a lot of time sitting in one spot just lounging around when she's not on the prowl for some pets or some foods. and her eyes are shaped like sideways 'D's so she always looks like she's kinda scowling all the time. She loves naps and attention and she's always meowing if someone is ignoring her (she's very spoiled). We've bounced around a couple names until my roommate's brother suggested we named her Cunt because when we first got her all she would do is meow for attention all the time at all hours of the night and this seemed like the best fit at the time and still is the most 'fitting' name to describe her given her constant resting bitchface and her spoiled attitude, but we've decided that it'll be our last resort if we couldn't come across a better name within the next week.

So this is where you guys come in, we need your help in deciding a name, best non-troll comment that we also think is appropriate wins! Don't let this kitty live the rest of it's life named cunt!

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