MagnumSandpaper
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We had to preform a C-section a little early but i think she'll make it
Isn't life beautiful
Jun 16, 2017 9:21 PM
MagnumSandpaper
97232
1550
47
We had to preform a C-section a little early but i think she'll make it
Isn't life beautiful
ghostking108
CONGRATULATIONS! Now try not to die.
OfficialMonsantoPR
Baby Boomer. Get it? Cause it's gonna explode and burn down OP's house.
Kainih
Stab it. Go boom.
swatz
Yeah, I have a different battery issue, but I'm done with Lenovo! Fuck'em
Aethers
We advise against continuous tapping of your laptop.
nipplepanties
If that ruptures it's gonna fuck blaze dude. Get it out of there. Put it somewhere fire safe.
GadenKerensky
Get rid of that. Now.
BreakfastOfChampionsBacon
You got unlucky and insanely lucky at the same time. Impressive.
WIllieWonkerz
ActuallyJabbaTheHutt
run
Taleboblen
When you watch to much porn with the laptop on your lap.........
StealthArcherAssassin
My friend doesn't understand what's going on. Could someone explain it to him like he's 5?
Chepoqo
He left two laptops on top of each other inside a cabinet, then nature happened.
Rivalyn
It was a battery, now it's a bomb.
moosehortons
Those batteries when ruptured or damaged like that catch fire or explode. OP is lucky it did neither in their house
Czarcasmm
"preform"
BubblesSayingDecent
Lenovo is so shit. I bought an a tablet and its software was a complete liability from the second it was out of the box. Never again
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Lenovo doesn't make the software though. All the PC manufacturers do this shit now. Just uninstall anything you don't want.
RazerFired
Your bundle of joy needs to be in a bucket of sand
Cheomesh
@OP as a quick fix, just jab a knife into it. It'll vent the gas and go back to normal.
Thewolf1083
leftovernoise
That's why you have to wash your hands before going back in to clear your browser history.
AerinRavage
Congratrulations your little bundle of joy didn't incinerate your house!
Rivalyn
It's a beautiful baby Li-ion battery bomb.
slawteren6
I know I'm late on this but watching this I almost screamed; I did scream internally. Ppl don't know the fire hazards of lithium batteries
Sm9yCg
yet
Fairdinkums
TalosGuideUs
Jack Jack!
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
I heard the "Eh?"
MoopBread
You win.
QuadrumanousCuddler
Oh, look! He's got his father's gut!
killyourconscience
HIT IT WITH A HAMMER
OhLookSquirrel
This post and the comments make me feel like I should invest in a fire extinguisher for my apartment.
wellthatescalatedquickly
I worked for Sprint as a Technical Consultant , saw MANY batteries come in like this.
bringbakfirefly
Had something similar happen with an iPhone 3GS.
IronicUsername
This was actually pretty common with those and Apple refused to acknowledge it or recall. Used to refurb 'em, saw it a lot.
bringbakfirefly
It only happened 3 years later after it was dropped several times by my son. No loss to me. I just never seen a battery explode before.
Mrmannnn
Oh its gonna be a motherboard too bad the father board isn't around to see this
Mrmannnn
Does anyone here remember when father boards were a thing?
cheaplowqualitygifs
That's what you get for wacking off with it
apparentlysethrogen
Dude......is that how that happens?
helpusdrzaius
That is exactly how that happens
apparentlysethrogen
Well that explains my new iPad
mieuu
YOU NEED TO REMOVE THAT FROM THE INSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE LITERALLY IMMEDIATELY
MoooCow
PLEASE UPVOTE THIS.
mieuu
IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING WE ARE TALKING FLAMES SHOOTING SEVERAL FEET. PLEASE.
mieuu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTbUP0sGQT8
mieuu
HELLO @OP I CAME TO CHECK ON YOU PLEASE POST IF YOURE STILL ALIVE PLEASE I AM WORRIED
reginlieff3
He's dead Jim.
mieuu
OH GOD
Nwardi
AZRAELSBLADE
Always upvote Kenzi
Lesbiansass
What a dame.
NeneJPhilly
Kenzi!
raptordirt
What is this from?
bassdriverr
Was wondering the same thing
ShyNynaeve
Pretty sure that's from a show called Lost Girl. Character's named Kenzi. Played by Ksenia Solo?
AnonymusSurfr
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Kamunari
Nailed it.
hiroprotagonistdeliverator
Todd
sanchezxviii
Correct.
thefatlonelyjew
"pretty sure"
ShyNynaeve
Honestly not sure if that particular clip is from the show or not; however, it seemed very much in character for the show, so I ran with it.
ShyNynaeve
Wanted to pepper in the modicum of caution in case I was wrong, as it's been forever since I've seen that show.
MistressLyda
Your laptop should be carried outside, very carefully, or put into some sort of metal container. The birth can become explosive.
Beelsebooob
preferably a metal container filled with sand.
ChromeBadger
Bucket of sand
subject626
We have a box at work full of old batteries. I'm scared for my life whenever I put an old battery in there.
TedTheMan
CanIGetAnyOfUCuntsADrink
HO-LEE SHIT
MistressLyda
Boom goes the dynamite!
Thewolf1083
Xplode441
Shits volatile yo.
ConflictedOnTheUserName
What is it?
KiwiAsBrew
Li-polymer battery, Lithium ion ones don't explode but still contain hazardous fumes / chemicals.
noelleo21122000
It's what everyone his in their pocket every day.
Bliffity
And everyone eats chlorine every day. You're not breaking down your salt and aren't stabbing your cell phones in their batteries.
owlfrog
Lithium Ion battery
MisterLemons
Lithium Polymer* Ion is pretty stable, but can only be made so thin and has to be square. Polymer can be THIN/any shape, but they explode...
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
So, serous question, how do you dispose of this? Call the fire department?
DrFartstheTRex
We have special sand we can throw a battery into if it looks like it's about to do this.
TripUpStairs
I was once awakened by my teenage daughter telling me the stove was on fire. I grabbed the baking soda to put it out. It had aged into a>>>
TripUpStairs
>>>brick. I ended up using water to put it out. The air intake fan had caught too. It was all really fast and scary.
MistressLyda
What kind of sand?
redcell6
Special
StealthArcherAssassin
Nicodemusthefirst
Shepard what do you see with your special eyes?
AerinRavage
MY BRAND!