My laptop is pregnant

Jun 16, 2017 9:21 PM

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We had to preform a C-section a little early but i think she'll make it

Isn't life beautiful

CONGRATULATIONS! Now try not to die.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Baby Boomer. Get it? Cause it's gonna explode and burn down OP's house.

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Stab it. Go boom.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I have a different battery issue, but I'm done with Lenovo! Fuck'em

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

We advise against continuous tapping of your laptop.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If that ruptures it's gonna fuck blaze dude. Get it out of there. Put it somewhere fire safe.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Get rid of that. Now.

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

You got unlucky and insanely lucky at the same time. Impressive.

8 years ago | Likes 366 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

run

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When you watch to much porn with the laptop on your lap.........

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My friend doesn't understand what's going on. Could someone explain it to him like he's 5?

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

He left two laptops on top of each other inside a cabinet, then nature happened.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

It was a battery, now it's a bomb.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Those batteries when ruptured or damaged like that catch fire or explode. OP is lucky it did neither in their house

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

"preform"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lenovo is so shit. I bought an a tablet and its software was a complete liability from the second it was out of the box. Never again

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Lenovo doesn't make the software though. All the PC manufacturers do this shit now. Just uninstall anything you don't want.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Your bundle of joy needs to be in a bucket of sand

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@OP as a quick fix, just jab a knife into it. It'll vent the gas and go back to normal.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's why you have to wash your hands before going back in to clear your browser history.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Congratrulations your little bundle of joy didn't incinerate your house!

8 years ago | Likes 896 Dislikes 1

It's a beautiful baby Li-ion battery bomb.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I know I'm late on this but watching this I almost screamed; I did scream internally. Ppl don't know the fire hazards of lithium batteries

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

yet

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 162 Dislikes 0

Jack Jack!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I heard the "Eh?"

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You win.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Oh, look! He's got his father's gut!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

HIT IT WITH A HAMMER

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This post and the comments make me feel like I should invest in a fire extinguisher for my apartment.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I worked for Sprint as a Technical Consultant , saw MANY batteries come in like this.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Had something similar happen with an iPhone 3GS.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This was actually pretty common with those and Apple refused to acknowledge it or recall. Used to refurb 'em, saw it a lot.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It only happened 3 years later after it was dropped several times by my son. No loss to me. I just never seen a battery explode before.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh its gonna be a motherboard too bad the father board isn't around to see this

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Does anyone here remember when father boards were a thing?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's what you get for wacking off with it

8 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 0

Dude......is that how that happens?

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

That is exactly how that happens

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well that explains my new iPad

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

YOU NEED TO REMOVE THAT FROM THE INSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE LITERALLY IMMEDIATELY

8 years ago | Likes 130 Dislikes 6

PLEASE UPVOTE THIS.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING WE ARE TALKING FLAMES SHOOTING SEVERAL FEET. PLEASE.

8 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 4

HELLO @OP I CAME TO CHECK ON YOU PLEASE POST IF YOURE STILL ALIVE PLEASE I AM WORRIED

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He's dead Jim.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

OH GOD

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

v

8 years ago | Likes 147 Dislikes 6

Always upvote Kenzi

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What a dame.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kenzi!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What is this from?

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Was wondering the same thing

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure that's from a show called Lost Girl. Character's named Kenzi. Played by Ksenia Solo?

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Nailed it.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Todd

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Correct.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"pretty sure"

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Honestly not sure if that particular clip is from the show or not; however, it seemed very much in character for the show, so I ran with it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wanted to pepper in the modicum of caution in case I was wrong, as it's been forever since I've seen that show.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your laptop should be carried outside, very carefully, or put into some sort of metal container. The birth can become explosive.

8 years ago | Likes 414 Dislikes 2

preferably a metal container filled with sand.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bucket of sand

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We have a box at work full of old batteries. I'm scared for my life whenever I put an old battery in there.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 104 Dislikes 0

HO-LEE SHIT

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Boom goes the dynamite!

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Shits volatile yo.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What is it?

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

Li-polymer battery, Lithium ion ones don't explode but still contain hazardous fumes / chemicals.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's what everyone his in their pocket every day.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

And everyone eats chlorine every day. You're not breaking down your salt and aren't stabbing your cell phones in their batteries.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

Lithium Ion battery

8 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

Lithium Polymer* Ion is pretty stable, but can only be made so thin and has to be square. Polymer can be THIN/any shape, but they explode...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So, serous question, how do you dispose of this? Call the fire department?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

We have special sand we can throw a battery into if it looks like it's about to do this.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I was once awakened by my teenage daughter telling me the stove was on fire. I grabbed the baking soda to put it out. It had aged into a>>>

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

>>>brick. I ended up using water to put it out. The air intake fan had caught too. It was all really fast and scary.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What kind of sand?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Special

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shepard what do you see with your special eyes?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MY BRAND!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0