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Not sure if this is a re-post, but it made me laugh...
Source: dorkly.com
Th3V4nguard
Love the bat symbol in the sun in the final pane.
MotherflippersThinkEverythingIsAMotherflippingJoke
It is in the final 2 frames.
Th3V4nguard
It's hazy in the second to last one, but very clear in the last one. But you're right that it is there.
Inthecornerofyourroomlaughingatyouwhilecrying
If you read comics. Batman already beat Superman.
BabbidyBoopy
The face on Superman in the last pic lol
imkyungmi
만약! 슈퍼맨 , 오른쪽 이 바보 되지 않을 것 ?
LonelyLonelyLuke
His skull melting. +1
Durzaka
Must be something crazy special about kyrptonite to be able to cause such an effect to radiate from the sun from mass the size of a skeleton
TheScarlettSpeedster
The fight really comes down to who would break the "no killing" rule first, which in my eyes is Bruce every time.
freegummybears
No way. Superman always kills someone in situations like this. That's Batman's one rule.
RandyRandleton
Superman lets his emotions take the lead much more than batman ever does. Superman would totally kill first
NukeJuice
TECHNICALLY superman is killing himself, he was the one that sent Bruce to the sun soooo...
AidenLeftHome
Couldn't superman just fly far into space for a week??. I mean come on.
anangelusfallen
superman is powered by the sun. To be far away would mean he lost his powers
AidenLeftHome
But he has flown back to where krypton used to be. He has flown through space before. Ours is not the only Yellow sun.
reyzaburel3000
Awrsome
lnsaneWolf
But why batman didn't just send the kryptonite in the Sun instead of put it in his bones?.... That just make no sense
moxymox
Failman. Heh.
SirDukeFillion
Poor super family.
DonLentile
Wait isnt it only long time exposure to kryptonite will kill superman? And it only slowly takes away superman's powers
Justingagda
Well, if there was a lot of kryptonite in Bruce's blood,and the sun is emitting the rays, I'm sure its enough to speed up the effects.
Justingagda
Bone marrow* duh.
Rifneno
One day I'll find a fan story that acknowledges the fact that kryptonite is carcinogenic to humans. One day...
Talse
Already happened. Lex Luthor, cancer, Died, cloned, came back as his "son".He had a red beard and hair. Supergirl was sleeping with him too.
turnip001
How could Superman defeat Batman? Superman isn't real.
scotchscotchbourbonbourbonwhiskeywhiskyyumyumyum
Out dicked by a dick...a big black dick
NiceLegsDaisyDukesMakesAMAAANOUTOFYOOOUUUU
The biggest, blackest dick.
ReallyGoodBee
But again, that assumes Superman has no morals. Which he totally does, which is why he doesn't just kill Batman's face off.
pancreas
He killed Shazam's face off in Injustice
ReallyGoodBee
That was because he had gone completely off the deep end, and saw Shazam as a huge threat to the security he was trying to maintain.
pancreas
I'm just saiyin
anangelusfallen
Injustice is a whole comic dedicated to how dangerous superman is. The only thing protecting the world from superman is superman
CosmoTFantastic
How the eff do you inject a ton of kryptonite into your bone marrow?
mattiasww
melt it -> inject it -> success..
captbigmansteve
With a needle.
razor1379
A very large needle at that.
LegoK9
Be rich.
revaro
And not give a shit.
startrekreference
Very carefully.
LorTheMighty
Be Batman.
orpheon
It would be very painful..
nothinglikealurker
You're a big guy
nerdyvet
One can place specialized needles into the cavity of long bones. You can administer certain drugs/fluids, take samples, etc...etc...
YouSufferWithCognitiveDissonance
How did Bruce Wayne manage to get the sunlight to the dark parts of the Earth?
NipplesInAJar
Yes.
frjackhackett
the earth rotates
YouSufferWithCognitiveDissonance
Sunlight does not illuminate 100% of the Earth surface at all times
frjackhackett
that's also true, yea
aleister94
How do you mean ?
YouSufferWithCognitiveDissonance
If Superman stays on the dark side of the Earth, how will it get the kryponite rays from the sun?
FeyLily
Sunlight reflected off the moon. Same way he can use his powers at night normally
Pyrohawk
I mean....Superman could just take a vacation outside of our universe for a week....
DarkestKink
Im guessin the kryptonite affects his ability to fly
TheUltimateChimera
I don't know man. His head started melting pretty quick...
InvadingYourSpaces
Superman isn't good at reading. Took him a while.
soupiswhatitsoundslikewhenyoueatsoup
Or he could hide in a lead-shielded room, or cover himself in lead-based paint, or wear blue kryptonite for a week.
Zepidreus
No he couldn't, the kryptonite takes away Superman's powers, by time he read the letter it was too late...
MaladaptedMedic
It takes ~7 minutes for photons from the sun to reach Earth... Superman could be well beyond the kryptonite effect in that time easily
igottadem
Okay but do you see that his face is melting off right after he reads the letter?
UncomfortableTruths
Unless he knew about Batman's plan ahead of time, he couldn't have known to get out of the solar system before then.
Zepidreus
That's the thing that I've wondered though, can superman actually achieve FTL speeds? The Flash can perceive light, and he's faster then SM.
DragonLordG
Yes; he flies to other solar systems and back in noticeably shorter time periods than 40 years
Zepidreus
Than*
Zepidreus
You also have to keep in mind that batman may have instructed Alfred to deliver the message after a few minutes have already gone by...
Zaayl
Injustice didnt really seek to answer that though, sure bats and supes are at odds, but the end fight is Superman vs. Superman. Superman won
Th3V4nguard
The difference between what actually reading the comics can reveal as opposed to just riffing off of the premise.
Zaayl
Comics? The comics have some nice moments, but overall are meaningless, I was being literal, thats the end fight of the game. Supe vs. supe.
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
I never would have guessed that. I would have assumed it was Superman that won, not Superman.
RatsbaneHastey
The injustice series isn't finished yet. That's just the shitty game version.
Zaayl
The Injustice series is a prequel bro, the game IS the canon ending.
Zaayl
I get how people get confused cause 9/10 times its comic then game/movie, but the comic was made for the game this time.
RatsbaneHastey
I don't think that's right.... There are no alternative universes in the comics. And they start the same way
EnhanceEnhanceEnhance
Totally. Except you know, when Dr. Fate takes Mockingbird to an alternate universe where Green Arrow is still alive...
scizorrr
Marvel fan, are you? Black Canary, not Mockingbird.
Zaayl
The reason you haven't seen the alt. universe is because its a prequel, they don't cross universes until the game.
Zaayl
Afraid it is, these comics were made for the game. Down to using the exact costume designs seen in the game.
RatsbaneHastey
Also not disputing the comic came from the game. It's the same writers.
RatsbaneHastey
How much of the comic have you read? The story is completely and utterly different, green lantern dies, there's a bunch of shit telling me 1
RatsbaneHastey
That you haven't even read the comics past the first year at least.