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Jun 15, 2016 2:20 PM
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missastromccluskey
Poor you !
rubbarz
Thats the "crying while laughing" emoji. ????
batmansrevenge
Has that same reaction when I used poison ivy to wipe by mistake in the woods. Hospital & steroids.
TheLivinLegend
I'm sorry https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWWwM2wwMww
shutuppayoufaceyoustupidaguy
Had it on my penis once. Thing swoll up like the Frankenstein monster.
mylastaccountwasntallowedtocomment
#1 has braces no piercing #3 no braces piercing
GahBluh
I'm so happy we don't have anything like that in Norway!
InAPedoVanDownByTheRiver
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8o5TuBu4EXI
PowerThruInsanity
FUCK IT! CUM ON HER FACE!
donnathedead
Oh herro.
Melondwarf
Domo arigato Miss Ching Chong
DangerMeme
Her name is Amy. "Ok Sushi"
morganza
ayy lmao
GleamingTurd
I like how scrubs is on.
yikesaroni
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that's some dank kush
Killertomato84
So you turn asian?
goddammitnappa
I have had this exact thing happen. Also how I found out I was allergic to poison ivy. @OP I'm glad you were able to smile through that.
Munchman347
The urushiol oils don't bother me, I'd tear poison ivy out bare handed, then work at the burger joint. Boy, people were allergic to burgers.
tcgl
Oh man, I had this happen when I was a teenager, but on my whole face. My lips swelled so much they cracked and bled. It was horrible.
mardonious
thats why you wash iut off with technu
tusig1243
As a guy who is severely allergic and has had it at least 10 times. I truly feel your pain. That shit sucks so much
IceColdGangsta420
This is my new fetish.
GnrGruntfuttock
OH HARRO
TheManFromIdaho
Wow, it's just like on Malcolm in the Middle!
and0ne
i.imgur.com/GjavAXy.jpg
JobbyJabber
You become a 90yr old Chinese lady?
dougpeck
And/or a dragon priest
aStupidTaco
GeorgeStobbart
You mean 40 year old?
BillWeenus
B3N5ON
Thispostisaboutacat
Why you no go to doctor yet?!?!?
marvelboy
She'll bring honor to us all
angusman161
why you no doctor yet?
fSociety001
I wouldn't mind having Poison Ivy on my face...
itsakidsbooksantiago
PorfZilla
I think I'm turning Japanese ????
wadenelson1
I really think so....
LannistersSendTheirRetards
brockleskank
I like that wookie
happyjuly29th
After they pop
drewby05
Whatever you do, don't stare.
EatsThingsForMoney
Ol' Butthole Eyes was this characters name, was it not?
LikeTotallyNotTheNSA
Doug loves movies!
TheLetterF
I thought it was SphincterLids
LannistersSendTheirRetards
I have no idea how I knew her name was maz kanata when I googled it for the pic haha
FlyMojo
I think your turning Japanese I really think so
theHarlequin
[song intensifies]
WhatAGinger007
I want a doctor to take your picture, so I can see you from the inside as well.
TotallyReliable
That's deep...
WhatAGinger007
It's a song lyric. (The Vapors - Turning Japanese)
CuntingtonFuckley
Love that line
WhatAGinger007
Did you know that song is about masturbation?
SometimesISayDumbShit
how the hell does someone get poison ivy ONLY on their eyes though? I am baffled
DasJediWay
I'm allergic to it. If I'm anywhere near it, immediately I break out, shits awful 1/2
SherMattLockSmith
Gloves, then touching your eyes.
SometimesISayDumbShit
yeah that's the best hypothesis that I could come up with in a different thread. and she did it for fake internet points I bet
ChickenVegetas
My younger brother had a similar experience with a jalapeno pepper and his crotch, he handled the pepper then relieved an itch. Fire crotch
flippywizgig
I accidently initiated sexy times with hubby after chopping chilis. It was memorable.
nousernameisirrelevant
I've never seen someone get it on the palm of their hand. So with that knowledge, I would say she touched the plant and then rubbed her eyes
SometimesISayDumbShit
in other posts about this, she is using her phone while her eyes are all swollen so I think that kind of eliminates it being on her hands
SometimesISayDumbShit
oops, this is the post where she is using her phone. and in the first pic her hand is WAY too close to the affected area
HazyKitten
I had it in one eye in high school. We had cats. Cats run through it and get the oil on their fur. You pet them, then rub your eyes.
SometimesISayDumbShit
hmmmmm I suppose that's a feasible theory. but then you'd have to assume that she rubber her face on an animal
HazyKitten
No that was just my experience. Just saying that the oil can be on anything and if you rub your eyes afterwards.....boom. Poison ivy eyes.
SometimesISayDumbShit
fair enough. I guess we'll never really know.
DasJediWay
2/2 sometimes you don't notice you've touched it until you've already touched your face
SometimesISayDumbShit
but it doesn't look like she has any on her hands, she's using her phone. It appears to be ONLY on her eyes which is weird to me
DasJediWay
Yeah that's actually weird. It's almost like she shoved her face into the plant
SometimesISayDumbShit
maybe she rubber her face with poison ivy whilst wearing some sort of hand protection for fake internet points!
DasJediWay
r0xj00
The skin around the eyes is sensitive, and maybe it got into the mucosa of the eyes themselves. Just a guess.
SometimesISayDumbShit
yet another one of life's mysteries that will most likely go unsolved.