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So I ended up going to this Halloween party I was invited to and it turns out I was the only one who dressed up in a scary costume. Everyone else dressed up as a slutty this or a goofy that. On the bright side, my costume scared one of the other party guests.
cousteau
Isn't it scary to be the only one who doesn't fit in? If so, then everyone else succeeded in the "scary costume" part.
nooowhaaaat
isbs
"Get in loser, we're going shopping"
HiratioVelvetine
Happened to me couple of years back, my advice OWN IT and keep dressing scary!!!
RobBobertyYT
This doesn't seem embarrassing at all. At least other people were in costumes.
Xitaris
the Title makes this
OhThisGuyAgain
ONE! YOU SCARED ONE! HAHAHAHAHAHAH
eponra
To be 100% honest, i like if there are all kinds of costumes on a party. For me Halloween is about having fun, not about judging others.
tininacan
Pretty sure you're Lindsay Lohan
ElectroOMan
And you win!
Drunken77
my own costume is a chaotic pimp, so u wanna say my creation sucks? cmon bruh, im gonna stick a banana up ur bump and sing gangstas paradise
RXJ235231
I'm not going to lie that does sound terrifying.
srslydude
Okay, but have you seen the variety in women's costumes? For Captain America, I could either have footed pj's or a miniskirt.
Thorslax
Pics or it didn't happen.
SomeDetroitGuy
Bottom should have been red, too.
DeathDealerJP
Any pics of your costume @OP ? What were you dressed as?
KreatorX1
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ImGonnaRickRollYou
You are literally Lindsay Lohan in Mean Girls.
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
But are you baymax?
THEcheesewire
FUCKING NORMIES! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
rabbiebabbie
What this site basically becomes on Halloween
TheSevvy
That scary, huh? Did you dress up as Trump's 2nd term in office or something?
RXJ235231
I said scary not terrifying.
ManMashine
You're the hero Halloween needs, OP. A person with integrity who doesn't use Halloween as an excuse to dress up like a slut.
hoopinghannah
They could be making it up for points. No pics for proof
MarkoFromTropoja
That's a scary mask, bro.
Smashlynrawr
THANK YOU
stonebrood
bad use of awkward penguin. that just makes everyone comparatively less rad than you
Hellboy86
That happened to me in uni. I was a scary clown with blood running down my face, everyone else were cats and sexy devils and shit like that
lauraInternetJunkie
Happened to me once, in the US. People looked at me weird and scared. The only people dressed scary were French. Never have I done another
lauraInternetJunkie
Halloween party in France were people did not respect the scary theme.
CatInARedBox
Good for you subvert whoreoween
EditImgur
People enjoying their time and not putting hours into their costumes? Gotta be whores! Classic Imgur
CatInARedBox
Point is if your gonna dress up at least put in some damn effort even a little makeup is fine but just using it as an excuse to dress trashy
CatInARedBox
Is just kinda sad kinda feel like i should be posting the damn puffin meme here
LordDownvote
Look, dress how you like, but I am friends with many women and it's a known fact that a lot of women go slutty for Halloween and like to be
LordDownvote
Gawked at. I know that to be true, and someday you'll meet some women and they'll say the same thing. Not whores, that's harsh, but its 100%
LordDownvote
Just an excuse to dress slutty and pick up guys for a lot of women.
aiuta219
I'm nearly 42. I went out with my 20something stripper friends on Saturday and wore a brown sport coat and a Pedobear hat.
TogepiOmelette
Bob from Bob's Burgers?
DranksAndDragons
Oh hi Jim.
rabbiebabbie
This is...what?
aiuta219
It might be scary depending how weird you think a middle aged guy hanging out with a bunch of college-age girls is.
rabbiebabbie
I'm in college and if my female friends told me they were hanging with a 40 year old I'd think he was a creep and they're fools
aiuta219
I know. I actually agree. It's a joke for all of us. I and my friends are basically nerds and we get along in spite of the age gap.
aiuta219
And there's a long history of people who will vouch for me being a decent guy, which probably also helps a lot.
UmmonPrime
It's up there...
spattr
It's weirder that they let him hang out. He's either rich or hung. Both probably.
aiuta219
Not either, really. It is a weirdly wholesome story that is not going to work in 140 character chunks.
LordDownvote
You're not hung? I feel that-i mean, I feel for you. A friend of mine is only 6 inches, 4.7 around. Gets laughed at. Hurts a lot...he says..
SansAandAnguS
What was your scary costume?
Tinkrr
That guy from House of Cards, it was a party for the kids while the parents mingled.
Megarith
gluten i bet
UmamiMama
Haha, I was going to say a vegan
Camelspotting
Student Loans
zadian
LordDownvote
He's answered other comments but not yours or any others asking what his outfit was. I'm betting this is a made up story.
sadquesadilla
No, he said he went as a goblin in a tunic with blood on his mouth
Bfoliage
He went as himself
Applepotamus
that's so fetch
foxfire1112
i saw a dude the other day at a party and thought he was dressed as a serial killer. Nope, just himself lol
ElbowdeepinElmo
If I may note, he may have been both.
ChloePrice
A senior requiring help with a computer.
TheDoctorCrankenstein
NotTheMamaNotTheMama
soejmud
Thank you. It's not your fault, just due to accidentially clicking your comment I managed to make gifv work. Well, this once.
citizenkayt
Mithi
Aaaaaaaarrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh!
Chickendew
Said the stable boy...
StalkerMagnet
Scary costumes are the best costumes
ImmortalAzrael
I personally believe scary costumes are the only way to go. Halloween is about the scares.
TheMightyKibbless
Or what I do: sexy version of something not sexy. As a 6 ft overweight man, it gives me an excuse to wear booty shorts.
cyberpunxie
You could go as Rose Quartz next year.
StalkerMagnet
I really hope you didn't do a sexy version of Steven Universe but your username raises some concerns
TheMightyKibbless
Good idea for next time. Three years ago I was a sexy cat (because I put it off until 5 minutes before our party), last year I did (1/3)
TheMightyKibbless
sexy Murderface (from metalocalypse), and this year I did a sexy trucker. It is very freeing to walk around in booty shorts (2/3)
TheMightyKibbless
and it is always a delightful introduction to people who have never met you before. (3/3)
fartboxtonguepunch
when i dressed up as braveheart, the only people asked me was if i was commando under the kilt. i had to prove it.
Andricus
That's when you lean in close and whisper: "I'm always commando."
Althox00
TIL William Wallace's name was "braveheart"
ElRadis
ballsinaheatwave
Ahh noice I also dressed a braveheart. I got cold
Mockingbirb
MalucFieri
“Going Commando” isn’t for kilts. The term is “going royal” - source: I wear kilts at ren fair all the time.
FlamingoKick
I approve of this imagery :)
pitsigogos
So you wore a scary costume too
Erythrotrichophile
My go-to answer for What do you have on under your kilt? Lipstick.
ButterMyButt
My husband does living history and occasionally wears a kilt. He and his friends go to local biker bars and it never fails that he'll...
ButterMyButt
feel his kilt flutter, sense a draft, hear a high-pitched manly scream, then see free drinks placed in front of him multiple...
ButterMyButt
times throughout the night.
SuspiciousCharacter
Were you?
fartboxtonguepunch
Yes. weird how it was only the dudes at the party that wanted to see
AluminiumFalcon
Because only like 4 chicks have seen Braveheart and they don't get the reference.
ImHereToPissPeopleOff
I don’t think you have to watch the movie to know you’re supposed to go commando with a kilt
CheshireCad
Dude, you were so close to several, consecutive brojobs. You really dropped the balls there.
cousteau
Well I've never mooned, nor have been mooned by, a female. Must be a guys thing.
YeahDaddySpinOnMyAss
Mate you did it wrong, you scream “freedom” and then you kill as many English as you can. I do it every time I go to London. Good times.
AbstractBettaFish
Gotta give it a try when sacking York. It's a great time I hear
blahblahghost
"Du I get ta keel the english?"
asm80dfa8sdfj
I've only dabbled in tea, maybe I should try the Scottish approach.
kevinlo1
You would think you would be put on a watch list for that
RXJ235231
I thought he would be put on a watch list for that username.
AgolfHiller
You'd be surprised about what slips through
cerberus63
Takemyupvote.jpeg +1
YeahDaddySpinOnMyAss
I am on watch list but who says anyone’s watching it?
RyanGiggs11
Nah, it's just "part and parcel of living in a big city" as the current major would say.
ihaveaprettylargeamountofnothing
weeeery neice comment +1