Iamkaeysersoze
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Childhood fears!
They still don't make any sense to me!
Jun 23, 2016 2:15 AM
Iamkaeysersoze
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They still don't make any sense to me!
krapmyself
Oh? Try pulling one out of your butthole, then we'll talk.
ItsMyFaultYouAreDumb
I had a metal bar impale me through the cheek almost 20 years ago. I still have the scar.
MakeMeInk
I still have skull dents..
Chefboyrdeeznutsbig
Anal beads???
satisfiedbadger
September 17th 1996... Darkest day of my life
CorneliusCornwall
I don't remember these but the more I look at the image the more the back of my head hurts.
ThikLikeOatmeal
Are these those Ben Wa balls I keep hearing about?
philosorapstar
flashback
jbilly90
I hated these
Hecter94
I once fell out of a large tree and landed nuts-first on a wooden sawhorse.
Cypheri
At least it was wood and not steel.
MsMimue
These things always went for my knuckles and eyes.
lindabelchersfirstcousin
Or the top of your ear.
what047
It wasn't the first time you got hit in the head with colored balls
TheMadDalek
We don't say colored anymore, its "African American".
surfboardt
SpecsAvery
Hah. A joke about black dicks.
WolfNugget
well that's why Bolas are a thing
BangstickMagnum
....The memories come flooding back...
rxse7en
I caught my dick in a zipper putting on footie pjs when I was little. I still remember the pain 40 years later.
MmmCookiePoops
I caught the front of my vachinko with a zip once...reminded me to wear panties with zippy pants.
IsItWrongToProstituteGoats
To this day I refuse to wear anything but button up levi's. For that sole purpose.. My wife does not understand my. It told her to 1/2
IsItWrongToProstituteGoats
Let me staple her vagina together she said no.. So I said shut the fuck up ..
ShowMeYourButtonhole
That happens ONCE in a man's life. ONCE.
ballsackinzipper
Yes, I can verify. Once is enough.
rxse7en
I wish it was just the sack.
ShowMeYourButtonhole