Edible Detergent Pod Recipe

Jan 13, 2018 11:06 PM

farmerlesbian

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NOT HELPING!

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...Nah man. The others still look better. -dies.-

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

... why?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hand these out at Halloween

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

What the hell is it with the tide pods

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

or you could just not

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

One mix up away from being on the evening news.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Got to be fake.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm at a point where I don'T understand humanity anymore

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Okay but how about the recipe for the fake tide pods

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Just eat some gushers or something jesus

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

perfect now ill use these in the machine and eat the reel ones later

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When i was a kid we had to drink the chemicals under the kitchen sink, like animals. Technology is amazing.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Why would you want to eat detergent pod !?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Om nom nom

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh... Make jello shooters instead of regular jello to fill them with! Serve at parties.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Seriously, don't encourage these morons who eat detergent with this shit.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I've never wanted to eat a tide pod, but the cell diagrams in biology look juicy.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Then buy one of those detergent pods, empty the bag, replace them with the edibles, walk around in public just munching on them.

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 3

Don't know why you were downvoted. This is the only reasonable thing to do with them.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Do it like the jelllybeans beanboozled....is it jello or tide

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How to kill kids 101

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

if you are the one feeding them this. sure. otherwise its darwinism.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol there needs to be more natural selection nowadays

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I still like to feel a sense of danger, so I fill a bowl with half these and half the real thing. It's the little things...

8 years ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 2

Turn your clothes blue without jeans and then end up in the emergency room!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

American Roulette?

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Washin' Roulette. May the odds be forever in your favour!

8 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

THIS DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH UPVOTES

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

*flavour

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Next: fill antifreeze jug with Gatorade.

8 years ago | Likes 161 Dislikes 3

Eat vanilla pudding out of a mayonnaise jar in public on a hot day.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Antifreeze isn't a poison until your body metabolizes it. Gatorade is, was, and always be a poison.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

wait.. you mean that's not what gatorade is made from in the first place?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lil Jon and then already used to drink Crunk Juice from a gas can

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that like purple drank?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Probably?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Red bull & Hhennessy according to Urban Dictionary..

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Terrible idea, the antifreeze can leach out of the plastic into the Gatorade in theory

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Print fake labels, put on cleaned vegetable oil jugs. No one is going to be looking that closely...

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Just put vodka in it too, problem solved

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

they will when you've caught their attention. THAT SHIT AIN'T NORMAL.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's the point though.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh, the pranks you could play.

8 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 1

Tide pod roulette! One in six is a real pod!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm doing a Tide Pod group cosplay in a couple weeks. We're making these to carry around and eat on the con floor.

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 9

Do you feel good being a degenerate?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And yes.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Detergent*

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm following you just so I can see when the pictures hit front page. Don't let me down.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

So far we have a Naru-tide, two Tide Pimps, a Nurse Tide and a Tide Chan. I'm pretty stoked.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Please post pictures! I'm following you but, just in case some idiots don't upvote your post, could you please tag me so I can still see it?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sure haha. Now I just have to remember to post in 2 weeks.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oooh! Edible jello-shots!! Shooters on the go!

8 years ago | Likes 308 Dislikes 0

Fuck fuck yes

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yeah this whole thing just tells me that people really are just hungry for some jell-o.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Would the alcohol mess with the "plastic"?

8 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

Probably

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Nice username. You should hook up with @ICumOnMyOwnFace

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Excellent question. We need Alton Brown!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Use less than 10% and I'd add glycerin to the wrap for pliability

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Thank you kind sir/madam

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Alcohol probably wouldn't given that ive used very strong alcohol in jello shots and they've held their springy jelloness at room temp. but

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

given how thin they are supposed to be, they'll be so fragile that if all the jello inside isnt completely solidified, it could burst

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Damn it, Jim, I'm a drunk not a s scientist!

8 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 0

Damn it, cat, I'm a scientist not a drunk!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You win the comments as far as I'm concerned

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I love that humanity has come to the point we are going out of our way to make edible things look like poisonous non-edible things.

8 years ago | Likes 1133 Dislikes 4

Downvoting for the children.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Not you specifically but the post in general.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

To be fair, these things sound delicious, tide pod-esque or not

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I never knew people were eating these till I saw vid about it. I always used them to wash my clothes. They work. Will I eat them? Fck No!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It’s evolutionary hard mode!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My friend gave me jello shots in big seringes. I'm very confused and intrigued.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People have been making weirdly shaped objects out of food since forever.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Regardless, I'm totally going to make this sometime. +1 OP

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 3

Clean out a laundry pod container. Thoroughly, can't stress that enough. Put edible pods in container. Walk around in public eating them.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You know that powder you use to clean pots and pans? I loved the smell of it and can't say I'm not curious if it was tasty.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dish soap?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No like Comet powder

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

fuckin put a bit on your tongue, it'll taste like shit, you won't have that feeling any more.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought it was the opposite: we are trying to make poisonous non edibles into edibles.

8 years ago | Likes 125 Dislikes 4

He’s referring to making the jello (edible) look like detergent (not edible).

8 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

And they looked at it the opposite way. There are two views.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

So is the other guy, just from a different perspective.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1