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Tis the Season to DUMP
HAPPY HOLIDAYS IMGUR
XxxAziexxX
My family sneaks in whole bags of fast food in the female members' purses. Drinks and everything.
Yakofalltrades
I knew this girl in hs. Pregnant first semester of freshman year. December rolls around and she wore that coat.
suburbanhyena
I found R400 (<$40) on the ground the other day. I used it to by weed
UncleFester11
ireallydontlikeplayingthisgame
You forgot cotton candy body spray and regret
coolguy4206969
Harvey Quinn makes me mildly uncomfortable
BannedAdviceForLife
Me too, but multiply that by 211
BionicRanga
My mate and I always take a hip flask of bourbon each to the movies . . .
WalterWhiteWalker
Always bring bourbon too.
Zirze
Had to look up blood orange...
NZSheeps
Spoiler: It's an orange, but it's red!
HolyHellJezebel
I actually know someone who had that baby phat coat. She did get pregnant in HS.
ZebraCockSandwich
i 100% thought someone had drawn a cat using spaghetti noodles on the back of a coat and did not at all understand.
Tientchik
Things that my wife and I have snuck into a movie theater: Burger King meals, milkshake, Chinese food, cheesecake, and a puppy
respondswithgifs
Whenever I see the word therapist now all I can see is "the rapist" due to the analyst and therapist combo.
pineapplewalrus
As a grad student studying for finals...I really needed this laugh. Thank you stranger
capnthunderpants
Goof Luck man!
caeymoor
''Twas a good dump
olofire3017
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theHammr
I agree with gaydicks420.
yeoldefrog
TheLastBillyBumbler
Me too! Then it made me cry.
VeryMoistTowelettes
DoctorWh0m
This is literally in every single imgur dump.
JediJitsu
Poor poor Sandys dad
TheVakarian
#1 And what is your spaghetti policy at this theatre?
tortillaboy
degenerator
#1 Is your cob-eating mom Sonia Sotomayor?
LannistersSendTheirRetards
In college, I set the smoke detector off once before I even put the food in the oven and was so confused. Now I realize there was probably
LannistersSendTheirRetards
something that fell to the bottom of the oven that was causing the smoke while it preheated lol
TheDarkLordOfTrees
Maybe hotboxing the room also had something to do with it?
LannistersSendTheirRetards
Haha my college was so strict I'd have probably gotten kicked out before I even started.
BBOMB1998
#7 That guy is from Alabama
UmbralEntity
#29 I've had to do this a number of times. Catastrophe adjusting storm team set-up. We go in during/before Hurricanes. That drive is surreal
Ae3qe27u
How fast do you get to go?
UmbralEntity
Normal speed. I was always in a company truck or car and there were always either power company rig convoys or police/fire/emt racing past u
Ae3qe27u
Huh. What do you do when you get there, anyway?
HelaSisterOfThor
Lol #1 when we saw Jason Bourne, we snuck in burritos from Chipotle in my purse.
dandeman321
We brought a big bag of taco bell in once and got weird stares from people sitting around us.
TheDarkLordOfTrees
The price of two burritos can almost get you a piece of candy from the theater store.
doodybird
I bet the people sitting near you thought somebody had some wicked swamp ass.
animatic
Hehe, chipotel sucks.
Flollop
Is this an unusual thing to do in other countries? In Australia most people bring their own snacks and/or takeaway and/or alcohol.
HelaSisterOfThor
We're not supposed to take ANY outside food or drink to theaters. Which is a big "challenge accepted" to movie goers.
HelaSisterOfThor
We sneak in stuff at this point I think to see what we can get away with.
FeckItImAubreyPlazaNow
American theaters get most of their revenue from concessions.
roselushies
I liked this dump
capnthunderpants
I like you
wooshheeyonnn
Pigeon definitely blowing lines
wherearemydragonflies
What is under her chin?
yourownpersonalsanta
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AnAnarchoSyndicalistCommune
Food she's going to eat
AukyOH
WHY HAS NO ONE ANSWERED THIS.
GTimgur
The giblets.
Raileks
Mom's spaghetti
animatic
I'm going to stop looking for answers now. Thank you. The curse is at an end.
SuperSneakyNinja
In a previous post someone commented that it was a fashion statement. It's actually squid/octopus tied with a rope atached to her ears.
wherearemydragonflies
Good that she is going to eat...
wherearemydragonflies
*Food
Novirtue
Laminatedweasel
Seriously is that Cthulu?
Flyndaran
C'thulhu. Why is it so hard to spell the monster that shall devour us all making way for the... umm interesting fictional stories?
TigerTheCat
I think it's a nude color choker with a bow tie in the front but it looks like that because the color is very similar to her skin tone.
TheDarkLordOfTrees
Bow tie
emptykeg
That's her gobbler
rockettbabe
THANK YOU!!! This perplexes me as well!
RIPSlurmsMckenzie
The pregnant in high school coat is so god damned spot on!
Definitelynotabee
Can people stop using the word antisocial wrong
Surrenadee
Why are you being so antisocial right now?
BostonPond
#1 my first day working at the local theater I found a corn husk....
ratfaceddog
The husk?
BostonPond
The outside kind of wrapping on corn! At least I believe that's what it's called? Someone correct me if I'm wrong.
ratfaceddog
Weird.
SweetrollTheif
thats what my family always called it.
JohnnyTubs
http://img.mp.itc.cn/upload/20160509/feb2916b693747639424a81e1af2d2b6.jpg
ewww21
Why is every video or gif like this with Asian people?
hoboranger
when we dropped that bomb... it changed them
TheUnnster
What a waste of corn
ClitKicker87
Why is this jpg moving
AdmJota
Did any of that end up in his mouth, or was it all just sprayed around the room?
nickylmac3
That's the most metal way I've ever seen corn eaten.
Dargan
aaronth07
sauce
themexicanstaringfrogofsouthernsrilanka
That doesn't loook cooked so it might be real
themexicanstaringfrogofsouthernsrilanka
It looks dried. Not not cooked, sorry.
aaronth07
What a great way to grind your teeth off!
getrektucheekycunt
how many of those are teeth?
MessageMeYourCats
Yes.
SDtrashpanda
HtownFreethinker
Reminds me of the poor young girl who tried this stunt and failed badly!
2000boxes
you mean the one that ripped her hair out?
HtownFreethinker
You are dammed right!
2000boxes
This one to be exact? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcvJd1_O83Q
indigoroyalblue
#2 holy shit! He married the crazy!
burgerandy
If that's crazy.. I done slipped off the spaceboat and fell into a black hole.
JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
Look at how proud of herself she is....
Favri
And a very unattractive crazy at that...
reux
She could have just flipped the breakers
QuziOG
indigoroyalblue
Holy shit that's the funniest thing I've seen today!
theirrisponsiblecaptain
Glutton for punishment.
degenerator
Stuck your dick in it? Now you own it!
AllHailTheCritbow
Boi, he put his DICK in the crazy!
indigoroyalblue
Slippin' some dick we can forgive, but slippin on a ring!!!!
naturalbornchiller
Corn wouldn't be my first choice of smuggled snacks, but there aint nothin wrong with wanting to eat somethin other than candy at the cinema
SoiledFool
Wrong image, dude xD
naturalbornchiller
But still
sheapet
I often sneak in steak and potatoes, ribs, things like that. I dont really enjoy candy all that much anymore. Just chocolate
naturalbornchiller
I've brought an arrangement of cheeses, crackers, pickles and chutney.. some veggie sushi rolls, 2 sparkling bevs, and chocolate. 1/2
naturalbornchiller
I'm also always stoned
sheapet
LOL
sheapet
Best is when you pull it out, everyone can smell it. And its like a moment of clarity
BurntRamen
Take the same food you knew some character would eat, take it out during that scene and everyone smells it and is like, WOW SMELL-O-VISION!
SluntBiggums
Like, there's a button you can press to test them that makes them go off.
Felineoverload
When I was about 10, my dad used to wake us up by pressing the test button.
LiamNeesonOfficial
It's not her job to think things through.
annibe11e
Lol I thought you meant to test women to see if they're crazy!
RichPurnellisaSteelyEyedMissileMan
If only...
Quantumkitty
You don't test that unless you have extra appendages to spare.
TemporaryUzername
that's a battery test, not a sensor test. maybe she's contemplating burning that mawfukka in his sleep to finally get his attenzioné
Cannonberry
...but it works
TemporaryUzername
depends on what her real intention is :P
IsThisAlreadyChosen
She looks so affended that you photographed her eating her corn on the cob in the cinema.
butiwannausenumbers
She should be pissed shes trying so hard to be healthy and gets ridiculed by her own family.
Flyndaran
She's violating the rules and could legally be kicked out without refund. She does not have the moral high ground here.
itsthesciece
but what is their spaghetti policy
GarlicOS
I'd be offended too if someone took pictures in a movie theater with the flash on
onerepmax
I mean corn on the cob is fucking delicious, fuck that i'll go with their mom next time.
WKBetafiggit
Perhaps because they took a picture with a fucking flash at the fucking cinema?
TheDarkLordOfTrees
Heathens.
Falos
UNCULTURED SWINE
jake0519
Honestly that was the first thing that came to my mind.
Melichior
Between the daughter's photo session and the mom smacking her corn the people around them must have been livid.
hereforcake
I don't like the corn they have here. It's too crunchy.
LateNightBunnyParty
Came to reply the same thing. You beat me to it.
ValadirPutin
Shes offended by your fucking spelling
IsThisAlreadyChosen
This is a picture comment section not a fucking spelling bee.
Flyndaran
She's offended by your lack of apostrophes. ;)
yankeejoe
*offended
digitalutopia
*e-ffended
happyadams
I've been negatively offected by this comment.
FranticHalibut
This is bothersome
Swiftninja
This also vexes me
crunchyintheory
Yes it is quite bathersome
Flyndaran
This thread has a sickly ador.