One year, I remember dressing my youngest daughter as a witch. My oldest daughter and her two friends, all 9, did their own costumes. They were so proud of their fake boobs. My wife dressed our son as a pirate. He certainly wasn't scary. But the younger girl had Daddy do it. Molded a pointy nose and warts from face putty, then the green grease paint. She fussed a little, but I asked her if she wanted to win a prize. She nodded, I finished, and of the 5 kids we took, she won.
God damn it I hate that I’m in this timeline, and being the one to sour a very lighthearted post, but we’re past the era where it’s even remotely safe to post videos of your children online
No, horrible dad that abuses his kids for views. You're thinking abuse is a big word, but can you call it anything else? Look at all his vids and look at the subtle dangers the kids get put in (in this vid: spraypaint next to her face, sharp paper plate around neck, no way to catch herself when she falls, forcing her to walk with a foot sideways: great for sprains, etc).
I always skip this man´s videos. It's just some out there without reason you just hate them...IDK what it is, but this man just triggers that sense in me.
Apparently he has longer videos that take forever to reveal the actual final result. Several people have complained about this in this short video and the long time it took to do the reveal.
Well, with my allergies, doctor said I should get a new pillow every 6 months. I stretch it to like 2 years because holy fuck, what an expensive waste, but I've still got way too many pillows in my house
As someone who broke their nose from running up stairs with hands in their pockets I can say restricting hand access always gives me anxiety. The tour guide walking down the Eiffel Tower stairs like that almost gave me a full blown panic attack.
Yeah, this is a funny costume to make and showcase, but having kids her age myself, I feel like the enjoyment is going to drop rapidly if literally anything goes wrong.
Dunno if she has any siblings, but Dad may be doing this for his "own benefit". "Don't worry, honey, I'm just checking your candy to make sure it's safe. It might even be fattening
I have the New Oxford American dictionary as well as the Oxford American Writer's thesaurus installed on my computer (i.e. Apple dictionary), but neither of those found your word. Wikipedia did, though. Weird.
even before this video, i get weird vibes from this dude. I hope it's just being awkward, or like a mannerisms difference, and not him like forcing his wife and now kid into these videos.
Having worked with beds and sleep gear: this is the kind of cheap $3 pillow we literally named teddy bear filling because it was this EXACT filling which is crap to sleep on but really a very cheap way to fill a teddy bear or other craft project - and this was the sole reason they ever sold or were recommended. You should exchange your nice expensive pillow every 7 years if you treat it very well, but I wouldn't exchange even a 15 year old proper pillow for that neck destroying travesty.
It really varies on your build and way of sleeping. A lot of the 'expensive' pillows are aimed at side sleepers, so if you prefer to sleep on your back or even belly they're just uncomfortable. That said, I've now taken to stacking multiple cheaper pillows into 1 larger pillowcase which works wonders, as most of the mid-range pricier ones are too short by themselves but too tall with 2 together.
Personally I'd keep the pristine new pillow to sleep on and gut the one that looks like motor oil has been seeping out of my head and into it for 4 years.
Unless you always wash before bed, its everything from outside, especially in your hair and especially if you use some kind of product for your hair and even more so if you a smoker
That's because simple logic isn't your strong suit. I hate this guy too and it has nothing to do with his success. His videos just annoy me. It feels like he uses his kids as a prop.
I don't agree or disagree with you or the people replying to you but I will say this: No Internet points are worth using spray paint right next to your kid.
Under 3 minutes? No problem. It's the jerks that make a 3-minute video into 30 minutes of reveal tease. When I start seeing that, I go right to the comments. Say fuck you and block them.
VelvetWarhol
I like her teeshirt
beez428
The Purple Rain shirt makes me think this kid is gonna be okay
rejeanamoto127001
Dad I have to pee
warpfactor1
If she trips, she cant put her hands out in front to protect herself tho
Anfalicious
Why not just take the video and not post it publicly? Don't put your kids on social media.
90sLego
Spray paint was a little close for my liking.
catmandont123
Was no one else bothered he just spray pained that plate in his barehand and then put it under her nose? Fun DIY though :)
Barchimes
Now go find a good orthopedic for your daughter.
demosteness
Accidental throat cut
csullivan
LogicalLimes
This is so awesome and fun! I wish I’d had a father like this growing up. ❤️
But I gotta say, it musta been a tad awkward for the cashier at the store when he was buying all of these supplies. 😂
Swiggy1957
Self checkout.
One year, I remember dressing my youngest daughter as a witch. My oldest daughter and her two friends, all 9, did their own costumes. They were so proud of their fake boobs. My wife dressed our son as a pirate. He certainly wasn't scary. But the younger girl had Daddy do it. Molded a pointy nose and warts from face putty, then the green grease paint. She fussed a little, but I asked her if she wanted to win a prize. She nodded, I finished, and of the 5 kids we took, she won.
eastend666
Putting the costume together made for a great father/daughter experience. Very cute.
TerribleAwful
that's awesome... a Purple Rain shirt?!?!
Pikkupanda
Most important aspect of the video IMHO.
clemdarkstarzero
Loving the purple rain t shirt
DaddyDune
More blood on the plate
KiwiGameDev
God damn it I hate that I’m in this timeline, and being the one to sour a very lighthearted post, but we’re past the era where it’s even remotely safe to post videos of your children online
DangerTrain
Really milking every second to get the watch time past 2 minutes for the reveal there.
Swiggy1957
Aren't you glad it wasn't one of those 30 minutes videos with 20 minutes of reveal time?
Crispy4Skin
Painting the neck red so it would look bloody would have been even better. Stil a great costume though.
Swiggy1957
I agree. Red on the neck of her and the manaqin, as well as som on the plate.
coastalfoundhound
Bit early. No?
BigBlueWonder
It’s 3 am here, so I would say that it’s pretty late.
DunebillyDave
Sorry, but the opening image is full-tilt cringe. That just ain't right.
Swiggy1957
How so?
DunebillyDave
If I have to explain it ...
Swiggy1957
If you have to explain, it's your own prejudice. Worse if you deny having to explain.
LurkSidewalker
Awesome Dad.
demosteness
He’s putting her in danger of a throat cut
DeltaBlast
No, horrible dad that abuses his kids for views. You're thinking abuse is a big word, but can you call it anything else? Look at all his vids and look at the subtle dangers the kids get put in (in this vid: spraypaint next to her face, sharp paper plate around neck, no way to catch herself when she falls, forcing her to walk with a foot sideways: great for sprains, etc).
pareidoliaperson
I always skip this man´s videos. It's just some out there without reason you just hate them...IDK what it is, but this man just triggers that sense in me.
Swiggy1957
Apparently he has longer videos that take forever to reveal the actual final result. Several people have complained about this in this short video and the long time it took to do the reveal.
JarJarDrinks
Anyone can be a father but it takes imagination to be a Really Cool Dad.
daddydeezy
I love how he spray painted the plate right over her head!
SackTheRipper
She discovered huffing paint at an early age
daddydeezy
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJldXFkNHNmcmQ0cWF6aDdncGVjeTNibGVzb3o4Zzl1NHViMHRpZmtlcyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/QadWGpnXabzwnBzb2C/200w.mp4
Swiggy1957
I love the way she did the reveal with her tongue 👅 sticking out.
7heng
"let me just spray paint this dish next to your face"
Slurming
Ok... thanks
lotrmith
And cut out sharp edges to put around your neck.
VastMajorityRule
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Ymt1c25wYnRpamhjMmc0bzFnM25iOXphamNkOXhsNTc4ZWVsaThqcSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/xTdAjp7Pk0uu4IbxS0/200w.webp
InnerBushman
Kid: "Daddy! I need to pee!!!" Dad: "Fuck."
simianruler
A pillow is the most expensive way to get fiber fill.
2112eric5772
It's OK. It's from the air bnb.
bamblebimble
I've never tried is it even when you only need 1 pillows worth?
simianruler
I just checked, and a massive bag of fiber fill is $5. It's probably about three pillows' worth.
bamblebimble
Well shit, that's way cheaper. Ty for the knowledge
arumunus
Only thing I can think of is garage sale or thrifting but I doubt that was the case..
kanybal
Well, with my allergies, doctor said I should get a new pillow every 6 months. I stretch it to like 2 years because holy fuck, what an expensive waste, but I've still got way too many pillows in my house
simianruler
That would be reasonable, and I'm all for repurposing stuff like that. But that pillow looks way too clean.
CaldariBob
How is she going to hold her bag of candy!?
RubbleTrouser
On the plate duh ..
SimSimSimsalabim
MOUTH
TravisHawkins
Her ankles are going to give out completely if she carries anything!
SupernaturalReactions
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1YjY1c3BnemFmODJqeHFobDlwNHBkdmF0aWNtY2h4Z2R1cjM5ZGZjaiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/1d6TZuzdBboDm/200w.webp
Grimmrog
I am more concerned about how she is unable to react should she fall
ThM1ck
Her hands and arms reach out from older the skirt.
lilbitosunshine
As someone who broke their nose from running up stairs with hands in their pockets I can say restricting hand access always gives me anxiety. The tour guide walking down the Eiffel Tower stairs like that almost gave me a full blown panic attack.
donorkort
Yeah, this is a funny costume to make and showcase, but having kids her age myself, I feel like the enjoyment is going to drop rapidly if literally anything goes wrong.
GravyEducation
Younger brother
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
How is she going to hold her bag of younger brother!?
anotherdickat
dad, older brother, anyone she can trust w her candy, and is strong enough to carry it all!
Swiggy1957
Dunno if she has any siblings, but Dad may be doing this for his "own benefit". "Don't worry, honey, I'm just checking your candy to make sure it's safe. It might even be fattening
GravyEducation
Ideally we get the largest people to hold the candy and the smallest people to be the cutest to get more candy, it's Halloween 101
boop66
She's now a Cephalophore. 🙏🏼 Where my word nerds at? (They're probably out there not ending sentences in prepositions like I just did.)
Vident99
I have the New Oxford American dictionary as well as the Oxford American Writer's thesaurus installed on my computer (i.e. Apple dictionary), but neither of those found your word. Wikipedia did, though. Weird.
imjustheretoholdyourhandwhenyoudie
That is a fantastic word, thank you. So grim that we needed a name for it...
anotherdickat
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cephalophore
Swiggy1957
And here i thought she was a Dullahan. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dullahan
anotherdickat
it's entirely possible depending on where her parents are from!
Swiggy1957
But wouldn't she need a horse to ride? She'd LOVE that.
anotherdickat
AA++ !
rolliefingers
Pretty menacing flex to gut the pillow like that
paeches
even before this video, i get weird vibes from this dude. I hope it's just being awkward, or like a mannerisms difference, and not him like forcing his wife and now kid into these videos.
Sticklebrickk
It knows what it did
Agarast
This is child abuse!
iMcFly
If I ever need a skeleton I know who I’m hiring to get me one.
Toqom
Someone should tell him you can get bags of fluff from every hobby store
Lutki
They are like $10 at target
017renegade
Your point being?
SMB42
Especially when you can just buy the filling for cheaper!
clonedeeznuts
But you can't flex for fake internet points that way
PreachItSigard
Having worked with beds and sleep gear: this is the kind of cheap $3 pillow we literally named teddy bear filling because it was this EXACT filling which is crap to sleep on but really a very cheap way to fill a teddy bear or other craft project - and this was the sole reason they ever sold or were recommended. You should exchange your nice expensive pillow every 7 years if you treat it very well, but I wouldn't exchange even a 15 year old proper pillow for that neck destroying travesty.
adiving
Did, switched back a few months later. Slept far better on the teddy bear filling. The expensive pillow now lies in a corner doing nothing.
Ivain
It really varies on your build and way of sleeping. A lot of the 'expensive' pillows are aimed at side sleepers, so if you prefer to sleep on your back or even belly they're just uncomfortable. That said, I've now taken to stacking multiple cheaper pillows into 1 larger pillowcase which works wonders, as most of the mid-range pricier ones are too short by themselves but too tall with 2 together.
Leaveittojebus
Personally I'd keep the pristine new pillow to sleep on and gut the one that looks like motor oil has been seeping out of my head and into it for 4 years.
chrispisme
I must have your old pillow here
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
ah, so THAT's what's been seeping out of my head. I did wonder.
NotSinceTheAccidend
And plastic
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
True, I did plastic as well.
Z0op
Unless you always wash before bed, its everything from outside, especially in your hair and especially if you use some kind of product for your hair and even more so if you a smoker
Leaveittojebus
Lots of hair "product"
illmx
I hate this guy and his clickbait videos that take WAAAAAYYY too long to get the point and they are usually done poorly.
anotherdickat
Some people could whine about winning the lotto. I suspect you are one of them.
IGotMyDreamJobProgrammingGames
That's because simple logic isn't your strong suit. I hate this guy too and it has nothing to do with his success. His videos just annoy me. It feels like he uses his kids as a prop.
Snooj
I don't agree or disagree with you or the people replying to you but I will say this: No Internet points are worth using spray paint right next to your kid.
Midgarmerc
How is this clickbait? It's showing the process in a timely fashion and you can skip around with the slider.
Swiggy1957
Under 3 minutes? No problem. It's the jerks that make a 3-minute video into 30 minutes of reveal tease. When I start seeing that, I go right to the comments. Say fuck you and block them.
RoboVik
...you find a video of a loving parent spending time with their child enraging?
SirDaemos
I find the face directly on paint and no chafing protection annoying. I assume this is a quick video and not an actual all night costume though.
RoboVik
agreed. needs some improvements for comfort. like armholes. ah well. i wore a pillowcase.
IGotMyDreamJobProgrammingGames
No he's a guy on social media who makes hundreds of videos like this using his kids as a prop
illmx