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Mar 21, 2018 2:22 AM
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jethroismaxbaer5772
Long Island Ice Tea will do that.
DahPrincess
ItsTheOne
FUTURE... FUTURE... FUTURE...
LordRussell
Shit always hits me the hardest when I get up to go piss... then it's all over
dothefuckingdishes
My boyfriend every time. He likes to run around, fall asleep anywhere, then pees anywhere
ChrisThrasher
Ugh. My cougar friend at the bar.
DoubtingThomas
God I wish those numbers were more accurate. I would be a much cheaper drunk.
phantasmaphilia
for real man.. takes at least 12 brews 2 get properly fucked & that's only ~10ish shots which still seems low. & i don't even drink much
SparklingUnicornFarts
The feeling when your at shot number 18 and shot number 1 kicks in
sweetfeetpete
RookieNumbers
I feel relevant
sanaujiram
mastodoff0
Spot on
CALsHero09
Next thing you know you wake up early morning on the front lawn to the sound of sprinklers and Batman jacking it.
DarkNinja2462
I checked the date and son of a bitch
nastywomen
dem edibles after you did 3 bowls
AtomicDog262
That's how I got really drunk for the first time. Thought I was losing the buzz, decided to take two more shots and then couldn't speak.
Radix865
Same but I was rolling on the ground just laughing my ass off... Made a slight error mixing the cheap vodka with orange juice.
seir
When the weed brownie doesn't kick in after 45 minutes, so you have a 2nd, then a 3rd.
bogus1983
This is how you end up time traveling.
TapToRetry
What is the point of tossing alcohol down your throat? I mean I'm as alcoholic as the next guy but enjoy my drinks before they hang me over
DelightfullyOdd
Next thing you know you're waking up in the back yard with a ring of lightsabers and whiskey bottles marking the crash site.
youcantproveit
Or filling an air mattress with the leaf blower and a pool noodle, because the little blower it came with isn't manly enough!
UnhipDruid
That's the goal.
GooglePrediluvian
It takes around half an hour for alcohol to kick in, which is why it's important to space your drinks.
SoupCanMan
Don't forget about the kerning. An easily missed step.
birthdaybaboon
Drunken typography, not even once.
BreakawayPAK
The what now
runninghippos
I want to know too!
boopsboop2
Alternatively: edibles
RelevantReference
foxwithtools
Take a quarter of any suggested dose, wait for an hour and 15 min, see how you're feeling and take another quarter if it's not hitting you
Iosephus
maniabass
I still hear my roommates : "Don't eat before and take a whole gram." Next thing I know, I was on Saturn.
foxwithtools
You mean like 1000mg of thc? Then jeeeesus fucking titty christ..
ImperatorFurious
First and last time i had edibles i ate 1, played fallot 3 for an hour and nothing happened so i ate another, 5 mins later the 1st kicked in
ImperatorFurious
I swear i thought i was dying
foxwithtools
Sometimes if you had a really heavy meal before you eat edibles it might affect how fast they'll kick in. Eat it on empty stomach