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Jan 18, 2017 5:03 PM
Apollo42
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RiddlingVenus0
What if I prefer stringy boobs? The medieval torture device called the "breast ripper" makes some lovely danglies.
loveandallthat
I am already aware of this
ThePessimisticPenguin
I'm so tired of this shit post
Illthinkofausernamelater
I don't know. I had to shower with a couple dozens girls in boot camp and I saw more wrecked racks then a cooking school fire.
Thisiscotty
every boob is a good boob
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itsabouttogetspicy
Your penis is awesome no matter what size it is.
BlueSteeel
Does this tactic really work?
Lulabel73
Here we go again with this condescending bullshit.
fyemo
Thanks for telling everybody again. You're a real special snowflake.
FloodingWaters
thanks bruh, sometimes a dude just needa to hear that
ibanezgfx
Never seen a pair I wouldn't look at again
noprobllama
That's one hairy arm
fairlyodd
Thanks, I love them!
thenipplebandit
I heard there were boobs hand them over and no one gets hurt
slabaReactionSmuggler
It's much more about proportion and nipple form than size
slabaReactionSmuggler
Nobody likes Pepperoni's on the end of tube socks
DefecatingInMyBarracks
I've never seen a pair that I didn't want to play with.
YeahLinguisticsBitch
If men get to feel bad about their penises, maybe women get to feel bad about their breasts.
TheRealDurdan
Amen, brother. There are definitely bad looking boobs.
remycrane
Yep, let's all make each other feel bad, that's a much better idea
ThatsNoMoonItsaSpaceStation
The only thing that matters is who they're attached to...
Ilikeyourjeep
No one going to talk about the gorilla arm giving a thumbs up?
gwenniechan
I love mine. After having gone a while without having any, it was nice to finally grow a pair (literally), even if it did involve hormones.
lnboxMeYourPUGS
You're either a man or a child with development problems?
Havok707
Yes.
vieraskypirate
Why thank you, strange man I met on the internet :D
Kaldwinning
All my friends call me plank.
antillesw
untrue. there are some ugly tits out there
TheFinalDoctor
I've said it before and I'll say it again. It's never about the size. it's all about the ratio of boobs to body
ilikecamels
it's ratio and it's shape. If you have nice of both then that's better than DDs that are ugly or fake. IMO anyway.
GoodNewsCigaretteJuice
So, their relative SIZE ?
pronoun
Yes.
itsabouttogetspicy
Ladies, I think we need to have an entire unsolicited Imgur comment thread devoted to discussing men's bodies/how we prefer them to look.
GoodNewsCigaretteJuice
I think it's pretty obvious to any sexuality what is attractive and what isn't in the human forme
Lalalanderr
I agree.
erichwithanh
My personal preference is that there is a too big, but not a too small.
Verycreative123abc
That's an opinion.
GunnerySgtBuck
Thirded
BananaForScaIe
There IS a "too hairy". From experience. For female boobs.
TheIncredibleAndAmazingAverageMan
I second that
HorseMcFucker
Def. When you get up to sizes more than I can count one one hand (E+) It's a prbolem.
Zombraina
tbh that's just unhealthy at that point, her poor back has to be in agony. i'd get a reduction if my boobs were that massive.
HorseMcFucker
My girlfriend *used* to have massive boobs. Thankfully, she got them reduced to actually quite small. I think she went a bit overboard :P
Zombraina
Eh, as long as it makes her happy and she's no longer in pain. Also less sagging!
HorseMcFucker
Hey, I'm not complaining. I just think the pain she had made her basically go "Just remove them"
Phlabibit
Any more than a handful is a waste.
TheFinalDoctor
alright but we're gonna use Shaq's hand size for reference
RonaldBilliusWeasley
Phlabibit
OK!~
JustAnotherReallyLongNameButImCalledTom
I prefer smaller but firmer ones over larger flappy dappy ones.
Zombraina
lmao flappy dappy. I'm gonna assume you mean the fried eggs nailed to a tree kind of look.
toriapinklotus
+1 for flappy sappy!!
toriapinklotus
Fucking autocorrect
SwarthyPirateLove
I miss mine :( (I had a double mastectomy last year bc of breast cancer, in the process of getting new ones)
catapulter
i miss yours too.
liliumspeciosum
You're alive and well! That's awesome! <3
mallywanders
Your lack of boobs is awesome, it makes you not dead.
FloodingWaters
for what it's worth, i'd rather have a live girl without tits, than a dead one with tits.
TheDrunkenHuntsman
This I believe to be the only good reason for fake boobs @op
Klingon00
Just think of your new ones as kick ass robo-boobs. Plus, with all the treatments, the super powers will surely kick in any minute.
SwarthyPirateLove
This is my hope!
Yamasama
I work in this field...the superpowers will be there anyday now. Trust me im almost a doctor.
SwarthyPirateLove
Sweet! I hope it's something fun!
gweblurker
And those will also be awesome.
SwarthyPirateLove
Yes they will be :)
Apollo42
Would the cancers gone if do well done hope u like the new ones
ChaleMurphy
@thenipplebandit would love to answer that question
holodecktheory
Hahaha I'm going to say that attempt at a comment was influenced by alcohol.
AmateurLurker
oheina
Uhhh wut
SoupFace
This is my favorite comment
ToxicPineapple
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
JHansi
Totally!
throughmyiiis
Can we tastefully see them when they are done?
SwarthyPirateLove
I was thinking about doing a post about everything eventually :)
somanywonders987
I support the movement!
BatsuitsNipples
Question: not asking about you specifically, but do they nipples go during mastectomies?
SwarthyPirateLove
I don't have any, sometimes they can do nipple sparing procedures but leaving the nipple is a slight increase for recurrence
Madejyalook
Does that mean you'll legally be able to go outside topless?
SwarthyPirateLove
Ya know, I'm not quite sure. Probably but I wouldn't want people staring me going "wtf is up with her chest?"
ClutchJunkie
Hey, at least the new ones won't try to kill you.
ILikeBreakingPots
Well, silicon leeching is a thing. That Sara X chick had to get hers removed because she was getting poisoned by them.
Zombraina
iirc you're actually supposed to get them replaced every so often, if you don't it can lead to problems.
Daggaroth
"Please make sure you bring your breasts in every 3 months, or 10,000 miles" - Doctor
Zombraina
Hahahah, perfect
SwarthyPirateLove
Yes! And no! There's always a chance it can come back bc they can't get all of the breast tissue
ClutchJunkie
Well, I hope that's not the case. Glad you're still with us, man.
SwarthyPirateLove
Me too it was super aggressive and came about quick! I appreciate it :)
spannnumber72
Well that's some shit...
SwarthyPirateLove
Right? You'd think chopping them off would be enough
SwarthyPirateLove
Oh! And it could mutate and be a DIFFERENT type of breast cancer
pigstails
As a woman: this is bullshit. If you like big boobs, thats fine & if you like 'em small thats fine but don't go around telling all boobs 1/2
pigstails
Are awesome because they're not. Just like there are big dicks, small dicks, pretty dicks and ugly dicks. Women make fun of them too.
itsabouttogetspicy
But we also don't go around telling men we approve of them when they didn't even ask for their approval...
whatintheflyingfuckshouldmyusernamebe
There are ugly tits out there (which I sometimes still find inexplicably attractive), but @OP's comment only has to do with size.
toomuchpanicnotenoughdisco
Preach girl. I'm self conscious of mine sometimes because they're just too much to deal with sometimes and I feel like they're too big
pigstails
And i think mine are too small. The thing is, we're never satisfied with what we have but that doesn't mean it can't satisfy someone else.