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RandomActOfConfusion
Valve: see those mountains? They're 95% off!
Kilonum
Valve: "see those mountains? Still in development"
DeadBoiTasty
r/gamingcirclejerk
OverwatchPayload
"Indie" games on Steam: See those mountains? They are actually anime girls with huge bazongas in disguise.
lawlphailure
Packin' some dobonhonkeros. https://media1.tenor.com/images/2b51d751ed7d15fdb59a81646c8880a3/tenor.gif
GrimdogX
Ubisoft is getting pretty EA-ish these days as well, the For Honor Gold debacle to my knowledge still is not solved.
darmonstudios
EA: See those mountains? $5.99 per mountain, loot boxes for snow or grass
MinMinForTheWin
Capcom (Monster Hunter): See those mountains? Fight them.
srsfaceI8C
See those mountains? A Bezelgeuse is gonna fly off them to bomb you.
IlluminaBlade
Platinum Games "see those mountains? fight them."
Linkz12
Bioware. Can you see the white tops? Hint, That's not snow
staysick247
Santa Monica Studios: "See those mountains, boy?".
carlcarbunkle
Nintendo: See those mountains? HD remake 3DS edition 2018 Switch port
CocktailGaming
From Software: "See those mountains? You Died."
AnonOmis1000
*backstab*
Mimsey
"See those mountains? They're alive. They hate you. And you have to fight them ALL."
HighwayWizard
And they all have tragic, obscure backstories that will make you feel bad for murdering them
TheRelevancyOfMyNameIsRelativelyIrrelevant
but only if you play for 60000000 hours to find the stories, or go read the wiki
Doumdidoum
This is so 2007
ChefMIKErowave
FromSoftware: See those mountains? No? Oh wait, you're crushed.
Housemaster
CD Projekt Red: "See those mountains? There's 10 games worth of story and quests there."
TakuanSoho
Also there're succubus and wizards on it. All with fascinating stories, clever and witty dialogues. And you can fuck them.
Mimsey
"Also, you missed a Gwent card in there. Good luck, fucker."
ButCanTheyBeatGoku
Just bought witcher complete edition, can't wait to try it since ive heard so many good things
MrCrzy
Ditto
Housemaster
The combat is nothing special and the environment interaction can be frustrating, but once you settle in and let the...
Housemaster
... game world and characters immerse you in the story you'll be set on a fantastic journey. Have fun!
youlookedatmyusername
I stopped buying EA games along time ago
pariah76
The I got was Titanfall 2. And they put that game out to die
Vercci
Here we see the rare cousin of the Alot
PiggyWobbles
the first battlefront remake was the last straw. Just a big steamy pile of fuck you give me money
alittletime
I think the last EA game I bought was medal of honor, rising sun
SUNGZU
A raising in the sun was good.
Alavar
FUCKING 1 SHOT WELROD ALL DAY SON
onlymycouchpullsout
Damn that was a great game
alittletime
Imagine an amazing remaster with no micro transactions and great graphics. I'd probably die happy
warmNchewey
Holy shit! PS2?
alittletime
YES! loved that game
PubstarHero
All my friends are hyped on Anthem. They think I'm weird for not buying EA games on principle.
slendersnipes
It's a bioware game. They may be published/owned by EA, but they're not letting them do their bullshit with anthem
slendersnipes
Only in game monetization will be cosmetics (no lootboxes), and all future content/story updates will be free.
PubstarHero
Money to them is money to EA. Man has to have his principles.
slendersnipes
Bioware is still one of my favorite developers (Andromeda debacle notwithstanding, different story), I won't let EA kill another studio 1/2
slendersnipes
Also, that won't REALLY hurt EA, it'll just give them an excuse to shut down bioware
Talmorean
Bioware = EA now.
Bendmydickcuminhersnatch
EA: You see those mountains? They're not supposed to be there. This game is buggy.
th3grimlin
DON'T REMIND ME
EF5Cyniclone
For however long they have left existing...
kill4meeeee
To be fair there is till a lot of fucking in there game
DiogenesPendergast
Since Dragon Age origin so almost 10 years already.
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vegio
Ah, that might just explain all the DLCs...
BannedbyastupidMod
and the sadness
thecolonels
Inquisition was made under EA and was very good. Andromeda killed all hope for me. I will not be buying Anthem, and encourage others not to.
Radix865
Inquisition is okay but many cool features got ripped out. And the fucking horse riding...why did they even put it in when it's so bad?
slendersnipes
Andromeda was developed by a sub studio(Montreal) that had never worked on a triple A game. the main one was working on anthem.
Honeybadger2198
I love the idea for Anthem and I'm super excited. Gonna wait a long time before buying it to see just how fucked EA made it.
iCurse
I enjoyed Andromeda, but didn't thibk it was a good game
Excludos
Back then there was a resemblance of the original studio left. EA has slowly and deliberately killed that over time
Excludos
Also, unless Anthem is a massive success (Which so far seems doubtful) then Bioware is almost assuredly going to close down.
NotSoSmartAlek
That's what EA wants, and that's what Hasbro did, in the 90s IIRC.
ButCanTheyBeatGoku
Im interest in anthem but cautious, not gonna decide buy it until a month after release so I can see if it's worth it
thecolonels
It will take quite a bit to change my mind, and current gameplay doesn't really look great (to me, a hardcore rpg guy)
misanthropicallygregarious
DA:I was meh. Dragon Age: The MMO. Cassandra was bae though, so I guess it had some good parts.
SPQAAE
I hated Da 2 and thought DAI was ok but boring and your choices didn't really mattter. The war map was a dumb idea. Origins is awsome.
misanthropicallygregarious
I am pretty much the same
XAMANDER
That was a Bungie dev who famously said "See those mountains? You can go there". Referring to pre release Destiny. Turned out you couldn't.
Hammertulski
Turns out you can actually go all over a section of a small part of the Cosmodrome instead, but look at them fuckin' mountains!
Facetaint
I was so disappointed in that game.
XAMANDER
I loved it and was completely addicted but have friends that hated it. Destiny was weird like that. You either loved it or hated it.
ApotheosisCM
Bethesda's mememaster Todd Howard said "See That Mountain? You Can Climb It." in 2011 about Skyrim. The Bungie quote is a cheap copy.
IvnWng
Yea I’m not that into gaming but even I recognised that as Todd’s most meme-able catchphrase, aside from “it just works.”
TheRelevancyOfMyNameIsRelativelyIrrelevant
"See That Mountain? You Can Ride Up It On A Horse."
RachTrap
"See that mountain? It just works."
zdkzryzravw
I'm pretty sure this was arenanet with guild wars.
XAMANDER
I was a hardcore Destiny player and remember that distinctly. It was quite the little controversy within the Destiny community.
macthelost
I was thinking that. Destiny was never anything but a small map co-op title
Mimsey
In GW2 this was pretty true, though. That game was amazing at launch. Huge view distances and a filter that made it look like art. /1
Mimsey
Like you'd be down at a farm fighting off centaurs, see a windmill up on a distant hill a mile away, and go check it out. /2
Mimsey
You'd climb the windmill, find a skill point inside of it, turn and look at the farm you left 30 minutes ago in the distance. /3
Mimsey
And it'd look like a painting of a vista, but with the little people and creatures moving around doing their thing. /4