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Jan 9, 2020 5:45 PM
YarelX
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Mandarinduckmama
Proud of you. That was the ultimate timing and response. Couldn't have planned it better than that.
Longbowgun
I'm not even gay I'm going to hell in every religion that has a hell. Atheism: you can't prove god/s exist.
destroyerofwombs
http://iruntheinternet.com/lulzdump/images/gifs/chang-community-gif-macro-gay-1330992018K.gif
dchek89
Actually that's not an entirely terrible way to come out
Thisisbullshitalready
Yeah. As the father of a gay daughter: they'll get over it. Maggie's girlfriend is lovely. Big improvement over her last boyfriend.
TheBrofessionaI
Ha! GAAAAAAAY!!
Stoptheidiocy
I think with the name Kai it was already known.
taytothief
FaustianMicrocasm84
They might just be ignorant. Hopefully they are. Hopefully you’re their inception for growth. But for now... F#€k hope! You’re YOU.
fairybug
bobbob1016
It sucks that it's a big deal still... Who cares as long as it's consenting adults?
CommanderCaribou
Thank god people in our town are accepting. These kinds of stories really suck
DooksandPooks
I’d be proud as HELL!
SoraHjort
Hey, Hell will be pretty lit! All the furries are gonna go down there, take over, and have a rave party. It'll be called Fur Hellcon.
cosplayfordays
Hipocrites I tell ya!! Jesus chilled out with hoes and criminals and shit only God will judge. Just be kind!!
catholiccolor117
Yes kindness matters more than what's on the outside.
555LOGS
https://youtu.be/Ut116mBuPpg Toby seems to be a reasonable enough chap.. :)
zharris
The only good thing about concluding there is no such thing as heaven is that you realize hell does not exist either.
Malloon
Not sure I'd like most common depictions of heaven either. I like the Sound of Music, but I probably couldn't listen to it eternally.
EmeraldLight
Best friend's (nearly) 13 year old niece thinks she's bi & held it in for months out of sheer fear her family would hate her. They all just
EmeraldLight
rolled their eyes & got on with life. Lololol
HollySummer
And then they all clapped
deafhoney
My friend baked a rainbow cake that said “Guess who’s gay?!”
mthornton91
I don't really care one way or the other if you're gay or whatever, but if you bring cake I will absolutely celebrate it with you.
catholiccolor117
The same.
superpaul79
All the cool and fun people go to hell anyway.
BobFictional
Exactly!
trigonman3
I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.
ChicoMcFarley
Is it just me or does the top speech bubble seem to intersect the line. And the bubbles/fonts look off and different sizes. I'm calling BS
LocalZoophile
Could be fake, but not because of that. Just looks like a heavily compressed image to me.
BobbieNell
Fuck people who in this modern day and age still say that gay folks are going to hell. And double fuck them for saying it to family.
MrFnortner
What kind of god creates people just to destroy them? What kind of person worships that kind of god?
LocalZoophile
And then fuck them a third time if they try to blame their own family for distancing themselves from their anti-gay shit.
catholiccolor117
Yes please
alecdshope
If all gays are going to hell just think of how many dating options you'll have when you get there.
TameFroggy
Who *isn't* going to hell, if you think about it
Selfawerewolf
Also the parties are going to be fucking fabulous.
homoerection
“Hey guys! You going to the lava party?! It’s gonna be fire!”
KiwiGameDev
As a mixed fabric wearer, I’ll see you there with my shellfish eating companions
dardar2002
Yeah, I never understood the mixed fabric one either.
KiwiGameDev
Satan likes his company fly, obviously
MichaPositivityHero
I think that is absolutely the best way to come out! Kudos!!! Be free!
Kolob
Dude this is a repost for like 5 yrs running
ozzycats
Superchief86
Just need to cap it off by throwing a handful of glitter as you turn and walk out the door.
CorsaC20XE
Grandma : Oh dear god, I was scared you would say you have become a vegan .. good for you, as long as you eat your "sausage" all is okay.
BenSnow97
oh, he's gonna eat plenty of sausage
Fishammer
PenisOfDeath
I'm fairly certain that is the exact opposite of grandma's reaction.
EmpressLlamaLegs
https://media.giphy.com/media/l3q2XhfQ8oCkm1Ts4/giphy.gif
EmpressLlamaLegs
Sorry, if my gif came off as rude. I just thought their response was a great way to come out and they earned my respect and genuine applause
IcyFlash
Honestly, the thing that offended me most about your gif was that you didn’t include as a direct Imgur link
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IdPoopThere
mr8kc
EmpressLlamaLegs
I'm still trying to figure out how to do that tbh
Navrodel
It only does it for links to media that's hosted on imgur - extension included.
JLaP01001
If you do go there, and I don’t think you will for that, then you’ll definitely see grandma there.
Saajix
I wanted to go to hell, but then i found out that it'll be full of those that wear their religion on their sleeve
BenSnow97
yeah, but think about all those pretentious asshats in heaven, it's not really a better option
WilfordBrimleysMustache
But you get to rub their big fat noses in the fact that their god hates them. That'd be fun.
catholiccolor117
It's possible
UndeadGopher
Shit, I would officially like to recind my "dibs" on driving the bus down that fiery highway.
MrSaturday
No take-backs.
UndeadGopher
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
I too am going to hell. I'm not gay, just a terrible person. Also, pretty sure that is where all my friends will be anyway.
thethingthatwentsplat
We should setup an Imgur forum there. Be good company. Hey Imgur, may we have permission to use your name postmortem?
jsuischa
You could be good and still end up there if you don't believe in jesus. The rules are fucked
ACanadianLostInAustralia
Maybe the real hell is the friends you make along the way.
BeryBigBongBoi
I wish I go to hell, if the people that go to heaven are the ones I hate, I'll stay there WITH A FUCKING SMILE.
DooksandPooks
I want to be good enough to die and go where the dogs go...it won’t happen but it’s a good dream. Even Jesus wasn’t as good as a pupper!
SaphirasSexDoll
I'm going to hell for all the animals I've brought to sexual climax.
nicoleheinrich
666th upvote. That just sealed the deal for where I’m headed
Flobmmando
Indunno gay hell sounds nice. They really brighten up a neighbourhood.
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
Well, If it hell for the gays, there should be a ton of willing sexual partners... of the opposite sex. Sign me up for Gay Hell.
RayZerKai
LiteralVampirePotBellyGoblins
In Hell I'll Be in Good Company
Eranju
I don't mean to sound like a terrible person. I mean, I am one, but I do wish I could hide it better.
KismetCrew
Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
JoeT85
I’m terrible too. I’ll see probably be there first. Try to sneak in some ice
TheRealPumpkinQueen
I would rather spend eternity in Hell with my pagan ancestors than in Heaven with my enemies.
fordon
All right, pumpkin.
catholiccolor117
I hope you get a cool spot in hell if you go but I'd rather see you someplace else. You've got this ( :
Sleepy360
This! I've earned my spot, and am looking forward to seeing my friends in the afterlife.
ApparentlyImaPsychopath
My friends and I already have our hand baskets decorated
forgetthisnoise
Fuck yeah my dude that place is going ro be a blast
evilcarp
Hell is two floors up from Phoenix. Should be a good time.
SnakeonaSegway
Save a seat for me? I hate this kind of conservatives and hate is wrong, right?
kingkongkeom
Welcome to hell, here is your accordion
spoonninja
well, most ppl will be there if it exist. almost every religion lies on the basis that u believe or at least follow some rules based on...
spoonninja
its of values. considering historical perspective its' like 1/100000 that your rules and values are the way to heaven.
spoonninja
or nirvana or fucking valhalla, whatever the goal is in your set of rules.
dogsarebetterthanhuman
At least you'll have company.
iNeedToBlowMyNose
My upvote was number 666. See you in hell.
Kunitsu
hey man, you get to play with cerberus... thats pretty awesome =D
LocalTechPriest
Upvoted this to 666 :)
catholiccolor117
6 is the Hebrew number for healing so I can't wait to see Uber heal =666
Iateasnail2x
Biggie Smalls said it best "Don't make sense going to heaven with the goodie goodies....."
BabyDontHertzMeNoMho
All your friends are gay?
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
Some of them are, some of them are just assholes like me. Funny how that works out.
TriggeredPrivilege
In hell I’ll be in good company.
shootingstarsareburningrocks
See you there!
malachilenomade
cattywumpus
I'll bring marshmallows.
SnakeonaSegway
I'll bring beer and chicken wings. Anyone has some Vodka?
Ludwigofthepotatoppl
Rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.
catholiccolor117
Both.
mrbellek
I'm doing pretty ok but since i stole some porn mags when i was 12 I guess I'm going to hell too
SnakeonaSegway
N00b! I disrespected my parents at 11! Beat that you heathen :D (+1)
mrbellek
We're all going to hell if the Bible is law anyway. Why try to prevent it?
DylanDylanDylanDylanDylanBecauseISpitHotFire
kmikl
They've got way better tunes, relax.
arswiss
I'm bi, so I'm going halfway to hell. One foot will be burning on fire while the other is floating in heaven
nonGMOlemon
If my friends aren't in heaven then I don't want to be there... Imagine all of the people we could make fun of in hell.
TheDayTheBrainStoodStill
Kinda the biggest issue with 'heaven'. 'Hey you were cool so enjoy; also people you know and love were less cool and will suffer eternally.'
MaverickTama
Only Christian hell is eternal. Everyone else pays their dues and leaves.
TheDayTheBrainStoodStill
Yeah I would've specified Christian heaven and hell, unfortunately there were no characters left in the post :-)
MaverickTama
Theres the idea that heaven/hell are the same place, in gods presence, and endless joy or torment is depend on if a soul is pure or corrupt
CoolHandRK
I put a down payment on a condo by the flaming lake. Apparently they are putting a 36 hole golf course eventually. Should be nice.
Compound515
It's not actually 36, you just pay to play the same 9 four times
GodsFoot
In hell, the 18th hole always keeps your ball. Not just in minigolf
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
If it's Hell, its a nine-hole pitch and putt that plays so slow it takes as long as a 36-hole course. And only serves warm light beer.
moonytwoshoes
And a set of old ladies is playing ahead of you
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
Shit, in my experience, the old ladies play quick. Its the drunk off their ass 20 somethings that spends 30 min looking for their balls OB.
PearjuiceATX
We'll save you a seat
MarkySpaceMagnet
We have a bus coming.
iphaze
I assume there’s some sort of highway?
shyriath
Tonight, we dine in Hell! ...so, say, what, 6 p.m.?
JustBoone
Gonna grill steaks in front of the vegans who starved their children to death yeah?
florism
Ah! Suicide pact, an oldie but a goodie. Who's in?
SnakeonaSegway
As long as it takes a real large suicide bombing? Nah, I don't kill innocent people. Guilty ppl tho, I'm in!
crakerjac
I have no friends. Hope to make some in hell.
SnakeonaSegway
Depends on you, are you amicable? otherwise just fuck off, it's on you. Welcome:D
crakerjac
I'm amicable. I just an introvert who doesn't follow sports, movies, video games or politics.
SnakeonaSegway
Don't worry, you'll fit in just fine :D
Aejiss
How are you terrible?
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
I guess it depends on the set of rules you're judging me by. The bar would have to be pretty low for me to be considered a "good person".
Aejiss
It’s not that hard to not be shitty
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
Never said I couldn't do it. I just don't want to.
Aejiss
Well that’s even worse
MarkySpaceMagnet
Not gay, but support gay people. That makes it worse in my family.
catholiccolor117
I support everyone as the person they are.
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
Wait, supporting gay people is worse than actually being gay? Seems silly, all around.
MishiMoshiSquishyToesies
Perhaps it's a 'love the sinner, not the sin' type of thing? So if you support them actually being gay, you're supporting the "sin". Kind of
MishiMoshiSquishyToesies
like if you're a thief, you can be forgiven, but if you're going around saying that stealing isn't wrong that's just a warped world view.
MishiMoshiSquishyToesies
Obviously, homosexuality isn't actually wrong, I'm just trying to explain the viewpoint. A lot of religious people have a saviour complex