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Mar 30, 2016 4:08 AM
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Thehaff
I've just realised, my cat stopped sleeping on the bed with me when I learnt what masturbation was.
Silvertine2
My cat did this to me and get kept tugging my hair waking me from a deep sleep I was so pissed
TheOnlyJaneDoe
First night I brought my "older cat" home from the shelter he slept on my head. I melted. And was careful not to move too much and d
Genevathekitty
That's what my dog does to me XD
blitherypoop
My dad had a tiny dog who would sleep like that during thunderstorms.
Adiktedgottaregisternow
B'awwwww
insertshame
I had a cat that would coil itself around my neck at night like a scarf. My pet dander allergies wouldn't make me move him.
mialion1987
This is so true
TheOnlyJaneDoe
And disturb him.
scrantonphys
I was expecting a Raven and Beast Boy thing
fromthewindowtothewall
Can someone redo this as a raven and beast boy thing? Please?
tuffrabit
Oxytocin is a hell of a drug.
BasicallyHitler
I read that as oxycontin, and thought "Well... he's not wrong"
tuffrabit
Honestly, either would do just fine. A pill vs snuggles induced brain chem release... both are great.
MyDragonHeartedSpirit
That kitty is quite the dream CATcher.
ShoopDeDoop
So the cat made her stop thinking about pubic hair?
GhostTownATL
And about heart shaped pepperoni on pizza
ShoopDeDoop
That's a damn good cat.
babysaidmaybe
My cat threw up chipmunk guts on my pillow last night. He is a real fucking asshole.
irritabletom
Pym helps me with my nightmares sometimes. He's a good kitty.
CountryMetal01
Henry Pym?
irritabletom
Arthur Gordon Pym.
darianrebecca
My cat does this except after about 5 minutes he starts slowly pushing my head off the pillow by extending all four paws into my head.
SaltyInternetPirate
My cat sleeps on my head like that some time. Though usually he sleeps at my feet.
YuffieK
graehall
That put such a big smile on my face :)
Boredyesterday
She put her thinkin kitten on! Now she is truly ready to study.
ThomYorkesLeftEye
My cat knows when I'm having nightmares and lays on me like that. It helps. Almost a therapy dog, except she shits in my potted plants.
squeekymcclean
so EXACTLY like a therapy dog?
tinypinkelephants
put palm sized rocks in the pots so the cat can't dig.
thingy237
Fertilizer
TheUnnster
Isn't that good for the plants?
IAmTheMadLord
Depends on the diet of the thing doing the leaving. Since cats are mostly carnivorous, IIRC, then not really. If they had a cow, sure.
HouseMouseMN
I would like to see a cow trying to use a fern as a toilet
IAmTheMadLord
I'm sure it would be... Amusing to say the least.
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eroso
She might be standing
Feanor19
My cat will come cuddle with me then walk off across the baby's face like it's an inanimate object. Strangely the baby doesn't seem to mind
fierylady
I WISH MY CATS WOULD DO THIS. They just fucking attack my feet any time I move instead....little fuckers
RickyBobbyShakenBake
Right, or across their neck..
IAmTheKillingHand
Fact
Nubsva
When I was a kid our cat used to come sleep like this almost every night, I'd wake up with my hair stuck underneath her.
grimbor
I used to have a cat that would "massage" my head before settling down like that
Smead
My cat literally sleeps exactly like this comic almost every night. That or next to me w/ his face shoved up next to mine.
SEXYWHALE4LIFE
Mine does too!
unaligned1
My cat shoves his face next to mine cuz he knows I'll lift the covers & let him sleep on my arm so I don't have to smell his kibble breath.