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Apr 25, 2017 6:33 PM
nanotinker
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spaceballstheusernameisalreadytaken
I'd be dumping bags of poisoned food. I fucking hate monkeys
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
Rabies.
smurph124
once you start the game, you must finish the game to put everything back the way it was!
aufdie
This is called learning.
costigan95
AIDS
zrsio4
Outbreak
DangerDaniel1
World War M
bekind2joeblake
And when the monkeys cleared, all that was left was a pair of tattered jorts
natolyi
Those are macaques, they naturally shed Herpes B virus. As a zoo employee this makes me cringe. ????
Reptar8008
TOGETHER STRONG!- Cesar
Horloko
Aaaaand he has rabies now
footInMouthAndHeadUpAssSoWhatYouTalkinBout
Mmmm aids
GravX
CreepyPowerRanger
Do you want AIDS, because that's how you get AIDS!
Guywithawedgiefetishandyoureokwiththat
They ded tho, rit?
DocTorrance
An adorable pack of rabies
ringadingdingbaby
Opening scene of Lost World:Jurassic Park
BoobsAreSoMuchFun
Your friend has now become the food.
keepguessingusernames
Get your stinking paws off me you damn dirty apes!
DanielGallegos
Reminds me of that time i told those UofA sorority girls i won the powerball....
VerdantApollo
Hope he enjoys getting a rabies shot in a 3rd world country
psstuphere
Monkey see, monkey dude
ScienceMAN1
Did your friend died of Primate fever yet? Siman herpes virus B or just Simian B for friends
rocketturttle
Just like the gypsy woman said!
MissSpelledTattoo
cinemeasctha
Do you think that's what happened to the Dutch man in that Hostel?
barkleyp
Wut??
WhyDontICare
But did the monkey swallow?
cinemeasctha
I don't know and I kinda don't want too
adobojo
That looks scary AF
celestialstein
yep, my second bigger fear to being chased by a ferret
popopocelot
Seriously. Between the teeth and the ticks, monkeys are freaky. Also this guy is gonna have no personal items after this. Little pickpockets
stoploggingmeoutImgurIfuckingswear
They carry so many diseases too. Some are very difficult to diagnose. No thank you.
Nucas
hepatitis is extremely common. monkeys are literal vermin in south east asia. total plague rats.
MissSpelledTattoo
xOmnifIux
No love for the Canadians I see :( "Sorry, no Canadian orders"
kapp70
Jim Jones sold monkeys door to door before he started a cult.
darkladyvanstar
What year was that?
FranticHalibut
2017
darkladyvanstar
[x] doubt
CaspianQuix
Could've been worse.
Ant4N
That was to promote planet of the apes so don't go ape shit lmao
CrankyCook
Or better
srsgiraffe
Damn dirty apes! http://comicsalliance.com/files/2014/04/hellboy51.jpg
Predacane35
Could have had a monkey dick to the face.
MissSpelledTattoo
Obligatory chimp not monkey
orty
Obligatory reference to the VeggieTales song about the difference between monkeys and apes https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=--szrOHtR6U
CaspianQuix
Fair.
MissSpelledTattoo
Thanks for not throwing poo
CaspianQuix
Well, so long as everybody is having a good time, ain't no reason to be a poopy pants.