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Cryomint
Group study/work is always healthy education-wise.
chrishallett83
My missus spends 4 days/week 800 kilometres away on a minesite and I don't get jealous because I trust her.
84USNGT
"Tryna" ? What the fuck is wrong with you people?
EsanVoid
So uh...Was anyone going to say that this was obviously fake as shit or did everyone just assume it was legit
RayMaster901
We're***
ireplyoktoeverything
ok
charliegrs
If you write "tryna"... then forget about graduating
HyperIon149
Yeah, trying to graduate from the friend zone...
vertigoelectric
"tryna graduate" ...
MechaMaster20
Sounds like a Marlon Webb vine.
jxtian
This make ma day!
BritishBatman
*we're
blackguard89
Yeah nigga, your little fuck session can hol on. Put that ho on the phone, I need answers to question 3.
OfficerBathtub
Education then smash
TomHodgson830
It's we're
NoSeriouslyJustTryIt
These always look fake to me because of the font.
staticsoulstealer
You were doing stuff? What's that got to do with homework now?
NateTruax
Tryna graduate.. that's got to be an oxymoron
Cortezdelanoche
*We're. The girl's boyfriend is the one who needs to do his homework.
ImFelly
Tryna and graduate just can't be in the same sentence
CyborgScribe
Dude, yes they can. How one speaks isn't the same as how one performs at school. Tryna is just a short version of "trying to."
GavinScreaming
It's a text message
OGArcher
However, you have just shown us that it can, in fact, be used in the same sentence.
ImFelly
Dammit!
Breakerion
Priorities, graduation goes first :p the wanna be graduate have a better mentality than the fucker pimp boyfriend :p
noonecantakeTHISusername
A's before baes
Dafukmylookinat
I was going to downvote for the use of bae but i hit the up one
Imakeitrain
Don't worry man i recognized your effort
Winterous
B's before sleaze.
fitlex
'before before anyone else'
SomethingsWaitingInTheBushesForUs
JinJinkies
fnagy
I was expecting jimmy fallon..
malfunctionm1ke
"... cant she text while you doing it...?"
TheGrubinator
"She'll get about the same enjoyment either way."
CyanUnicorn
Not according to the bro code
Murraylastname
supinebovine
That is quite the outfit the woman behind him is wearing.
McJersey
He want to graduate when his gramma ain't good and he can't even spell tryin' rite... smh
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CyborgScribe
Is he in community college?
BlakeTortilla
Most majors wont give a shit about your grammar and im pretty sure he doesn't write that way on his papers.
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ClimbThemCrimps
They're 75% of what I do in grad school. But people actually give a shit in grad school and do their best.
inwatermelonsugar
Really? There's a been a girl that's a coasting bitch in every single one of your group projects?
ICantThinkOfAU
To be fair "Bitch" These days doesn't refer to women only (depending on context), same as how "Cunt" Is a unisex insult here in the UK
SexualConsent
Can confirm from much experience. Group projects when working with non-friends is terrible. Had one guy who lowered my grade
SerialChillinSpree
They aren't really applicable either. For work products everyone works as a silo but aggregates tasks and is cross-functional.
TheGrubinator
Pretty sure this ain't a group project. Pretty sure this's somebody tryin' to get somebody else's homework answers.
ATrainedChimpanzee118
/r/badfaketexts
JunkbatmainOberbatch
for real. isn't that the cash-me-ousside cancer in that pic anyways?
TheTastiestTampon
Why does everyone always believe these are real?
KtotheUZGandaUn
I am one that believes most "and then everyone on the train clapped" stories, but this is just depressingly fake.
ImGladWeHadThisChat
criablelurst
Ah yes, the old 'I'll reply to my girlfriend's text messages' move. Douchebag 101 graduate.
olandale
I once had a guy pretend to be his gf. And he would intentionally try to provoke me with provocative shit... like sign into her FB n shit
Tonberryc
The most insecure are usually the first to cheat, too. They're terrified their SO is as terrible a human being as themselves.
trinori
What you don't know, is it's actually the girl pretending to be the boyfriend (happens a lot actually)...
Crescendooo
I don't see the problem if my girl is OK with it. Am I a douchebag? Maybe this is why I'm single.
WombatsCanKnit
Unless I ask him to reply to a text my boyfriend doesn't reply to my texts. I don't touch his phone and he doesn't touch mine.
RedCharlie
You shouldn't be getting downvoted. If the other party is okay with you responding to messages on their phone there isn't a problem, don't -
RedCharlie
-be a cunt about it. The key is their knowledge of it and consent. You're a douche bag if you take their things and have your way with it
Crescendooo
It's funny that you are getting down votes too lol. I still don't see what is wrong with my comment that got me all the downvotes
Crescendooo
Just like I said in another reply just above, I'm young and very inexperienced in relationships
mbr5
yes
OPmakesOC
"my girl" "I'm single" Wat
Crescendooo
I mean. IF I had a girl. I'm still young and inexperienced in relationships
Dionysus187
Shitty things are still shitty things no matter who is okay with it.
lilskank
Some dude texted my ex gf asking for pictures of her ass, and she asked me to put on a pair of her panties and pose. As a dude, I have a
westwood8183
Pics or it didn't happen. :P
lilskank
I would post, but 1: I hope that picture does not still exist and 2: If it does, she has it and I'm not trying to make contact lol.
lilskank
relatively big and 'nice' butt. I'm ashamed of it, but she took the picture, sent to him, and we got the response "nice ;)", pretty much.
lilskank
Then she told him that that was, in fact, her boyfriend's ass. Sadly, I can't remember how he reacted. Sorry guys.
lilskank
probably just some angry macho bullshit. A lot of dudes were always trying to get with her, so I became desensitized to the douchy-ness.
8bitSpartan141
A common and desperate attempt to ward off potential "romantic rivals". Most used by those who are insecure about themselves and feel very..
Jelmddddddddddddd
...Manly
8bitSpartan141
Threatened
ImgurUhh
SomeAngelDude
...self-conscious about how tiny their penis is.
Strostkovy
You're thinking of large trucks
DarkLordComments
THE DARK LORD TELLS THE DARK LADY WHILE SHE IS BARTENDING THAT SHE DOES NOT HAVE A MAN IN HER LIFE. MAKE DAT MONEY MY LOVE.
thelastamericano
Nah, sometimes it is warranted. Girls like when you stick up for them but it has to be appropriate...sometimes people creep too hard.
8myownpoo
Tiny penis ^
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thelastamericano
I'll give you a tip you sxy boy
thelastamericano
No, but I had a guy who not leave my gf alone and one day I took the phone and explained to him he should not bother girls after no.
KCDPURPLE
No offense to you, your heart is in the right place. But when a guy is bold enough to cross boundaries, a text from her bf is unlikely 1/2
thelastamericano
Truth me be told I have a big fat cck but unfortunately not the best pounder :( , ok I'm done. :( 3/3
isthisnametakenalreadyguys
You're trying too hard
thelastamericano
It's not ok to harass and try to alpha your way between two people in a relationship. There are classy ways to do this.
Ston3wall
My girl is in college and works in groups with guys all the time. I'm fine with it. I'd rather have a girl who wants to be with me 1/2
2TbspOfDogAssOil
Than being with an Orangutan who loves spaghetti with rum and pistachio sauce 2/2
Rololo
Girlfriend is in engineering. Yeppp
willboopthesnoot
Preach
rugmiem
Are the group projects involves a black sofa? Asking for a friend.
atnair
my buddy was grouped with some girl with a jealous bf. he called while they were working one night and she answered while giving him a bj
dch9
First I'm in her group, then I'm in her.
Rivalyn
I'm thinking this guy is making a fuss because he's getting cockblocked by text message noises.
PedanticGonkDroid
Quite possibly. If only there were a way to temporarily disable that.
meztek
You think there's a magic button that can stop a phone from making noise? If so please tell me because mine is always ringing in meetings.
Rivalyn
People tend to forget things, especially when sex is happening.
Euffy
Okay, but the guy above doesn't seem jealous. Just wants some alone time with his girlfriend without her getting loads of messages.
PedanticGonkDroid
Turn the alerts off mate
Alavar
Lmao she can ignore her phone if she wants to. That's her choice not his.
LvAllen
Tell her to get her homework done. Then play. Same concept since grade school.
YoungJables
I don't know why you're getting downvoted.
doesanyoneevenreadthese
"loads of messages" it's legit only 1.
YoungJables
It's 1 because he interrupted the conversation. Had he not she would have replied, then replied, then replied.
TangyGraffiti
So maybe she just waits until they are done to reply, that way the conversation doesn't continue. Then it is still only 1.
CairoLen
Because dude is responding to her texts on her phone.
YoungJables
He didn't say the guy wasn't. But his response isn't one of jealousy. He's trying to get laid.
getthismanabeer
Then she (or he) would move the phone, hide the phone or turn the phone off if they can't ignore it. Except he isn't - he's trying to 1/
Ston3wall
Rather than one who sees me as her only option. If she cheats on me or leaves me than all well I'll find one who won't. Jealousy is 2/3
SerialChillinSpree
..painful so you are rationalizing it and deciding not to be jealous and trusting. You wrote a lot about it, projecting some?
dmmeyer4
You sound like a real sexy tip...
Olguno
waking up to the sound of your dad furiously slamming his balls in a door. 3/3
TheNoblePizzaDragonWhoLivesInYourFridge
why
MagicxFrog007x
Bro that made my day
Mentallyhorsestable
I died
MidOrgyThroatPunch
+1
Ryebread91
Oh my god that got me good.
fuckstartmyheart
schwiftyschwa
For science, please answer, which is most natural to you? All well / oh well
inoiknownothing
Ahhh
MimDarling
Oh well
muinmuin
Ah welp
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
Or well
muntalunt
I prefer George Orwell
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
Exactly.
schwiftyschwa
1) Truly? 2) If yes, do you pronounce the r at the end of butter the same as the r at beginning of rabbit?
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
Mispronunciation is pronunciation.
Ston3wall
Depends on the connotation. I use "all well" in the same way as like "all good," I would use "oh well" like; oh, well maybe try harder.
schwiftyschwa
Really, both in different contexts, with separate meanings? Not just one expression meaning, "This situation is beyond my control, let's >
schwiftyschwa
2 just roll with it" kinda meaning? You have two separate conceptualizations of the phrase with different usage rules? Sweet
Ston3wall
No "oh" is me processing what was said, "well" is me starting my sentence. Honestly I could remove the 2 words and sentence would stay same.
AxelYamanaka
Okay, but see: there is literally no reason to choose me over anyone else. At best, I'm second place.
admiralcrackbar
I know that feel bro.
BoxesofFoxes
If you think that, then other people will only ever treat you that way. You have to at least pretend to be confident.
AxelYamanaka
But if I have nothing on which to base that confidence, then what can I do?
BoxesofFoxes
Fake it 'til you make it, brah. Seriously. Worked for me! Also, if you feel that you have nothing to offer the world...it's
Ston3wall
Unhealthy and will only hurt your relationship. 3/3
blacknsilver86
Your girl is boning one of those dudes because you don't care enough to worry. It's cute you think all is swell though.
ReptilianOverlord
(1) The best thing about getting help for my anxiety and self-esteem problems is not feeling jealous and mistrustful all the time.
TooCringyMaybe
I needed someone to tell me that 2 years ago
raidleadergutts
This guy fucks.
ReptilianOverlord
(2) I'm lucky to have a partner that is patient and understanding enough to hear my irrational fears and not take them personally.
applesforjuice
And then the girl gets mad when you aren't jealous
OnTheInternetNoOneKnowsYouAreAnOwl
I completely agree. If someone really wants to be with you, he/she won't cheat. Otherwise they're horny assholes.
SavageVariant
Take your three upvotes. You just validated the last 5 years of my life.
Ston3wall
Thank you ????
Ston3wall
Four "?s" Was suppose to be a smiley face
cominginhot
so sorry she's ugly
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
Showing jealousy is a mark of weakness and insecurity. We all feel it sometimes, but like you said keeping that shit in check is crucial.
CentsVern7
Haha I did the same thing and my gf left me for a guy friend from that group.
Ston3wall
It will hurt at first but your better off being with someone who can be around other people and still wants you regardless
Ninjadel
Thank u for that. As someone with self esteem problems and that ends up hurting how i trust. This helps me want to change. :)
Chrisw265
This is the best mentality to have. Trust is crucial in a relationship. If either member abuses that trust, then it's over.
PhotogenicHemorrhoid
More a case of if you find out the trust was abused. Ignorance is bliss
theconstermonster
yeah if a girl is clever enough/im stupid enough i never find out i figure its darwinism
FwdSlashRoot
My girlfriend works as a CSR late night. Guys asking her out doesn't bother me until they disrespect refusal. You don't disrespect my GF.
warmNchewey
Agreed man. And it's exhausting. I've seen people go through phones, Facebook, Instagram and you almost always misinterpret things...
TheSinsOfTheUnworthyMustBeBaptizedInBloodAndFear
See I went through my exes phone as a joke and saw her message from a guy where he was saying how fun their date was.
DEAFBANDIT
My ex told me she was just going to "visit" her ex because missed his dogs. Dumped me pretty much right after and got back with him.
ReptilianOverlord
(3) But I'm glad I'm not putting her through that shit anymore. I hated the person I was
L0rdM0M0
I like that line. Thank you for sharing.
Thatguywhohateseverything
Lol mine cheated on me for four months without telling me and only left after I confronted her about it. Fuck your logic
Ston3wall
Sorry that happened to you. I'd rather be cheated on then live in constant fear or paranoia.
Direwolf05
I small amount of jealousy is actually healthy. Means you're interested. But only a small amount that is controlled.
darkdragonempress
Jealousy is an emotion. Some are really jealous, others are chill. Doesn't always correlate to interest. Just like being jealous isn't 1
darkdragonempress
Completely unhealthy if you try to keep control of yourself and not do the messed up actions. 2
PeacefulWarfare
Amen. Jealous people have no business being in a relationship.
PeacefulWarfare
My main point here is that you shouldn't go into a relationship without trust. If you find it slipping you need to communicate. 1/2
PeacefulWarfare
Is it something that they are doing or is it how you are perceiving the situation and your own confidence issues. 2/2
grammarfairy
It's perfectly fine to be jealous, you just can't let jealousy override everything else.
Crescendooo
This. You can't just have zero jealousy. you're not a man imo if you do. But don't let your jealousy make you do and assume stupid things.
MoistTissue
Wtf is this? People get jealous all the time about everything, if me and my friend go out and he has a bigger burger ima be jealous af
LethalSalad
Nah,that's envy,not jealousy(look it up; envy is wanting what someone else has, while jealousy is being afraid of someone taking your place)
knifeskills
People rarely cheat unless they have self esteem issues or are completely narcissistic. Either way, it's internally generated.
PeacefulWarfare
Thank you. Those are the two things that cause it. Being jealous is typically going hand in hand with self esteem issues.
ltsDizzyD
So when ya girl is still talking to her ex on a daily basis not ok to be jealous? What about you find out she still loves him? Can I be now?
PeacefulWarfare
No, I don't get jealous. I have a discussion with her in regards to the why. If it's not meant to be it's not meant to be. 1/2
Alavar
If that's the case sounds like she shouldn't have jumped into another relationship.