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Apr 17, 2021 11:45 PM

But heaven is where there are no religious people. It's a paradise paradox.

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Subjective. Wrong as in being shot is a big nope. Wrong as in being a holy person... probably another nope.

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teehee

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I'd think for him in particular, they mostly go home with a bandage.

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"Oh my god, he's holding a bandage! Shoot him!"

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Thank God!

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that’s why you have these incapable police officers, America

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Why? Because Chief Wiggum is on the Simpsons?

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My

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Sharona?

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American police is that you?

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I mean they are literally talking about a satirically fat, incompetent American cop so.... good observation?

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Just a random reminder that Ralph is Eddie's kid, look at the hair

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"He may have been your father, but he ain't'cher daddy!"

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Yeah yeah, we get Mary.

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Marge and sideshow Mel are siblings. Same hair. Homer Is kearneys dad. Same hair. That or it's just cause theyre all the art same style. Idk

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Actually it was because Wiggum and Ralph weren't originally related. That only happened after both characters were created.

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Maybe. In Bart to the Future, Ralph is shown to have brown hair, but in more future occurrences he's shown to have blue hair like his father

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Chief Wiggum has had both dark and blue hair.

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Considering that it would be unlikely that either one of his parents would contribute to his dark hair in that timeline it is possible but

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It is in my opinion unlikely.

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Plus Eddie could be like a cousin or something.

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Lil I read this in Karl's voice for some reason

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