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Damn Jerry.
Oct 8, 2017 2:51 PM
vudumommajuju
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WearewellpastthatJerry
*sigh
GreenKnoweDemonTree
The only tattoo design that would suit me then.
johnson21
Poor guy
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
How exactly are we meant to type squiggles into Google translate?
Kangadilla
mysticboy247
The more you know~
pixie06
It's the attention to details that makes this show great
TheGlow
Years of playing imported Street Fighter games had taught me that. I had a good laugh.
leon512
SatoriEnlightenment
Why isn't it, "God Dayam."?
heartlessninja6
Weak.
QuirkyWallace
Instead of informing my friends of the letter’s meaning, I said it meant wisdom. Their fault for not googling it themselves. We’re great.
theresbloodeverywhere
Riggidy rekt
DARfuckinROCKS
I'm feeling a lot like a Jerry these days.
SatoriEnlightenment
Here. Have some Pickle Rick juice.
Gianttesticlemonster
80percentlegs
*looooserrrrr*
SPudzyV2
What the actual fuck. Mad detail
Weedytadpoleshit
Mikanojo
i feel sorry for Jerry - imagine having Rick Sanchez as your father-in-law, who is constantly working to ruin your marriage.
Mikanojo
And it turns out the wife, Beth is as selfish and psychotic as Rick is. Jerry needs to get a loving wife and a job he can take pride in.
mrkwen
RandomNinja555
Just a reminder that all of us are jerrys
SatoriEnlightenment
What makes you say that?
Rustyspoonsforcara
Aw Poor Jerry lol.
JustSomeGuyWithAComputer
~~~~~~~looooooooseeeerrr~~~~~~~
Midgarmerc
I posted this same thing last week and only got half the points. Shit's unfair yo
vudumommajuju
I obviously used my vudu magic for the fake points
OldJewSameAccount
That is SO Jerry of you.
Arrrrgggggghhhh
Yeah he needs to repost it with this in the description, get some pity points, that'd be the Jerry thing to do.
trigonman3
Life isn't fair, Princess.
narcolepticturtle
That ep was the first time I ever watched this show... And it was actually pretty funny.
SatoriEnlightenment
WATCH ALL THE EPISODES!
IRBafoon
Jerry may be mediocre in every way but people are drawn to him. It's weird
SatoriEnlightenment
In comedy, it's called the "Straight Guy"
TheBlackWindHowls
He's the everyman. Everyone can relate to him because he has the most "human" reaction to everything happening around him.
IRBafoon
That's true actually
Corin
I always related to Morty the most.
usersubbordercontrol
Zap117
Pst wanna see my pog collection?
zoovroo
Look at him go!
ShinySephiroth
Isn't he adorable in his little suit!?
Invyggle
He is. And he's having fun, hoped he'd show up in the tales from the citadel episode. He was a hoot.
Jjtazman
look at him go!
usersubbordercontrol
Psst want to see my pog collection?
ShinySephiroth
Aw, geez!
ShinySephiroth
Btw, I think someone downvoted you because they didn't know that's a quote from the episode
usersubbordercontrol
Poseidaan
What? No! I son't want to see your pog collection.
ShinySephiroth
usersubbordercontrol
BadNeighbor2
SatoriEnlightenment
Yes.
SatoriEnlightenment
Why are other people saying, "Got Dayam"?
BadNeighbor2
Religious objection. I’m a Christian too, but I didn’t say GD, noob noob said it! So...
pourmacncheeseovermynakedbody
Different reference. Saucy sauce:
SatoriEnlightenment
Could it be religious political correctness?
Mahfakah
Huh. Never would have known. Thanks OP.
overthereoverhere
& Thank YOU for typing a refreshing " would have" instead of the incorrect "would of"
DirtyBirdofQuestionableGeometry
huh. Human robe. I like it.
zak55
It's not correct. Source: I'm a lying sack of shit.
AluminiumFalcon
That's as credible as this post.
Mahfakah
I appreciate your honesty.
FallenShadow1000
Can confirm: you're a lying sack of shit. Sauce: I just Google translated it.
terribleadvicecommentor
The symbol is called Ruò and it does in fact mean weak, source google translator
ChronologicalMyopia
I assumed it was an insult, because Jerry.
astrangehop
Also 'Jerry' is slang for "of inferior materials or workmanship"
ChronologicalMyopia
"Jerry Built" yep.
HappyJello
.........Loooooooooseeer........
wolfpreist
Also, Chinese (simplified)
AndTheCrowdGoesMild
Smayds
Having just watched Cloud Atlas this weekend - what in the everloving fuck is up with that film? It's fantastic and awful at the same time!
sulfuratus
I can relate to that. Still haven't understood how some of the storylines are connected.
L1PP0
Watched it 3 times still don't get it totally, but for some reason it's fascinating
pikdonker
Read the book! Its great!
Smayds
Got it on the ol' Kindle, just need some time. A friend of mine hated the film until she read the novel. Hopefully it helps.
flawlesssoul
I think it's also because Jerry uses his weakness as armour.
FelixtheWolf
This.
jobokai
That’s. Wow that would actually make this deeper than a quick gag.
JulianHausen
Could also mean he leaves his weakness "behind"
chimchim666
bathrobes aren't really armour tho
Cabazoro
He meant metaphorically. Unless you meant it pedantically.
spuds31
Alternatively, bathrobes are weak armor.
DenimmChicken
Bingo bongo
ra1nfield
I was pleased when i saw it as a fluent person in Japanese, 弱 is yowa which means weak aswell, but Japan has borrowed loads of Chinese kanji
Buckbeak1486
As well*
DrQuack1
弱いです。
bj52398
Borrowed or stolen stealthily deep in the night...like a ninja?
TheGirlInTheFireplace
Hence the name Kanji. Doesn't Kanji literally mean Chinese Character?
banz111
I'm not close to fluent in Japanese, but I did laugh and point it out to my husband.
LandSquid12345
Kanji are not Chinese, Chinese characters are called hanzi. That's like calling English writing Cyrillic.
ShootYourGooMyDude
Kanji 漢字 is literally a different pronunciation of "Han Zi", literal translation: 漢=Han 字=ji means Han characters.
ShootYourGooMyDude
It's not like Cyrillic, it's like saying English uses the roman alphabet... which it 100% does, just like Kanji uses chinese characters.
LandSquid12345
It's like saying that Polish uses the English alphabet. It's inaccurate and ignores the centuries of divergence between the writing systems.
ShootYourGooMyDude
Once again, aside from the fact that Kanji can be literally translated as Chinese/Han characters, it doesn't have much divergence at all.
LandSquid12345
I understand that kanji is the Japanese word for Chinese characters, but it's not accurate to call Chinese characters kanji as well.
baneofbelial
theyar
Yeah it's cool how Japanese and Mandarin are completely different spoken, but two people can communicate fairly well using writing.
Corin
Uh... HAHAHAHA. No. Word order and grammar's still too different. Plus, Japanese use a lot of characters very differently from the Chinese.
theyar
?? Happens all the time. I've done it to order a drink before. No clue how to say it in Mandarin, but 酒 worked fine. So uh haha yes, jerk.
Corin
Yes, because expressing the simplest of thoughts is the same as "communicating fairly well."
theyar
It is, yes.
CondescendingCunt
弱 is jaku（音読み)；not yowa．Yowa is the 訓読み reading sans the 送り仮名．And it's not〝Chinese kanji゛it's hanzi and 漢字=lit.Chinese character．"Fluent"…爆笑
needskneestoknead
Username checks out
Corin
Uh, anyone would read that as the adjective stem "yowa" in 弱い (yowai).
CondescendingCunt
甘いな、あんた。もし海外の何処かかﾃｷｽﾄで習ったやつに聞いてみたらせかも知れんが、母語で流暢な日本育ちの誰かに聞いてみたらちゃんと「じゃく」って読んじゃうぞ？そのほうが正しいけん（笑）やが「よわ」なら基本的に「弱っ‼」やそうゆーﾈﾀでしか表示せへんで。んで、もっと勉強しときな？
ElonMusksFutureHusband
We get it, your girlfriend is a pillow
buttshredder
Yeah, dude's some kind of condescending cunt.
Nize426
I'd say reading it as jaku would be standard when it's just 弱. Reading it as yowa is a bit odd. Not wrong per se, just a bit weird.
namiasdf
Everything that isn't hiragana probably originated from China. Japan's history is maybe a millenium and a half, China is well over 6000.
namiasdf
Japan during the feudal ages had maybe 10 million+ people, where as china was well over 300-400 million. The influence is real.
ImNotSureWhatAGoodUserNameIsSoThisWillHaveToDo
Even hiragana and katakana come from kanji.
namiasdf
Yea, but they set precedence by creating an alphabet. Korea followed suit. China has only simplified the more complex characters.
Weegeenmario
Borrowed? Do they plan to somehow give it back?
IhopeyougetstageIIIcoloncancer
Based on the relationship between them... I'm gonna wager no.
ymacsrn
Yes, it's a 3000year plan.
Flyndaran
It's weird that they're called loan words in English as well. But we like to fuck things up like "octopi"; a Greek word with a Latin plural.
HandsomeJackBlack
I say octopuses. It triggers people but technically it's acceptable
Flyndaran
Octopus, octopuses, or octopi are all technically valid as much as any of us dislike one or more.
Flyndaran
Greek plural would be octopodes, yet that's the one form no one argues for.
zombiejedediah
ἅπαξ εἰρημένον
trigonman3
You must be fun at polyamory parties.
Flyndaran
I'm a pedant. Do you think I'm ever invited to any parties?
trigonman3
Defecakes
Probably more like bartered. I’m sure Chinese has taken some words from Japan and other countries
Kenblu24
That's not how it works
owlest
huh, people dont barter with words
twentyyearsandthensome
That's a really incorrect statement. We developed our language over the course of 5000 years, and we were a very closed off country.
twentyyearsandthensome
The first of Japanese came from China.I'm usually not a super patriotic person, but our language and culture has nothing we borrowed.
ShootYourGooMyDude
Not sure if that's a joke, because Kanji 漢字 literally means Han characters, referring to the Han dynasty which it came from.
jayliu1984
Dude japan is an island, so anyone who is on it came from China one way or another.
Incrementor
You need to read up on your history.
raminagrobis
Japan was first inhabitated 40k years ago, way before China was created. There was also a land bridge connecting to Korea and Taiwan.
iwantaclevernametoo
Maybe so, but the Yayoi who displaced the Jomon came much later.
ShootYourGooMyDude
"Japanese" doesn't usually refer to the Native Japanese, just like Native Americans with America, or Native Australians with Australia.
lightdeity
not quite, kanji is literally just the stolen chinese characters, japan didn't influence chinese, in fact kanji is the only thing they share
JHawke
They've been sharing culture the spartan way quite a while too >_>
lightdeity
LOL
polijutre
They took from china a lot of their martial arts, clothes, architecture as well, even if they don't like to remember it
lightdeity
korea too, both korea and japan "borrowed" a lot from china. Kinda similar to how America owes a lot of it's culture to England.
CondescendingCunt
False. They share a fair bit of phonetics as well, since each kanji has two sets of pronunciations; the kun'yomi that corresponds to how…
CondescendingCunt
…the Yamato people pronounced the kanji's meaning at it's point of introduction, and kun'yomi which corresponds to how the Chinese…
Cheomesh
And even then not so much.
lightdeity
yeah because the sentence structure and meaning differs in kanji, which is why kanji tattoos read hilarious sometimes to Chinese readers
NewUsernameForImgur
Just to clarify some more. Same characters (弱 vs 弱) usually mean the same thing, pronunciations (ruò vs yowa) are different
lightdeity
yeah because they are read in different languages, japanese the spoken language is extremely different from dialects of Chinese.
CondescendingCunt
Three of the four 音読み categories（呉音，漢音，and 唐音）corresponded to the hanzi's pronunciation in the Wu，Han，and Tang regions respectively however…