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Jan 29, 2018 3:10 AM
jeangillespie
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KeatonTS
i remember the first day i used these in school, I got in trouble for coloring a familys hair orange. teacher said ppl dont have orange hair
astrojams1
same same
m3d14n
As a kid I had regular crayons. The boy next to me had Jumbo crayons. His fat crayons next to my skinny ones made me feel inadequate.
wildfrontierking
I always hated sharpening the crayons, once the little 'shelf' was gone from the original point, it was never the same...
supermamabear
this meme pisses me off - like you wouldn't want an iphone when you were 10. My kid also wants the crayons, so just stuff it.
samtherat6
I used to think this was like $100. I wasn't very good at math.
SummerCucumbers
I'm 25 and to this day I find new big boxes of Crayolas incredibly satisfying and fun.
irizarryquique
«Why so serious? /////Get your crayon///// Why so serious?»
leabelle
I'm a G to the D Gold and Diamonds boy!
relpmeraggy
The built in sharpener was a status symbol of huge proportions
Ugly4ever
Thinking back, you're right. It was.
TCGView
I always envied the kid who had this crayon set.
603933
and then you get taken to the shadow realm by a gorgon and you suddenly dont care that your green fireballs looked like cabbages
thisiswhyicanthaveanythingnice
Those vintage fonts bring back memories.
rvcaptn
all i got was crayolettes
ElBarbu
Never heard of this system, who made it?
Cats2cats
Taught my co workers to colour when stressed at work. Cheaper than bailing them out of jail.
Tatanka808
I remember having to color between the lines.
Shagwrath
times have changes
GuestChrist
Nobody gave a thought what a scam the sharpener was- all it was there for was to make you use up your crayons faster so you'll need a refill
TheWanderingBard
It would always eat up my crayons and get stuffed with a rainbow-colored waxy mess that was near impossible to clean up, too!
87bonzo1338
The rainbow mess made neat candles for mothers day tho
BreakfastWithCountChocula
I remember the story of the guy who worked for years at Crayola making crayons. At retirement he admitted that he was color blind.
MLnation113
So many colors, but my life still black and white. I hope someone will come and tell me the meaning of "COLORS IN LIFE". lol
seanvt
Yes, but if there HAD been iphones, I probably would have wanted it
davebeastly
My sister and I got this once as a joint gift. Technically, she got these and I got the coloured pencils but we decide to share them both.
newyearworseme
Omg the built-in sharpener!!!!!
doodybird
Price difference: $650
RendarSpire
That's a pretty lowball estimate
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cuddlydingo
You're right. With sales tax, it's actually $1378.
MouseTheFooDog
I'm assuming this meme is old; the iPhone X is $1,000. So an even wider margin.
Hooooooo
then add in the cost of the service!
brirun1
Yeah, and most of got that shitty 8 pack. Man, I wanted the 64 box with the pencil sharpener!
breezybriv
I was told i couldn’t donate 64 packs for back to school programs anymore, only 18 packs. ????
wescreamforicecream
I questioned why my kid's preschool supply list specified the count, but it makes sense if you've ever waited for a 4yo to decide. The 1/2
wescreamforicecream
teacher does guided art projects, and I can just see her waiting for kids to choose what shade of green to make the trees. 2/2
wescreamforicecream
Also 64 crayon clean-up and there's only so much room in a school desk drawer.
JoshuaAndresen
oh the memories
CidVal
Will?
Nookler
Why the hell is there one upside down.... Ocd
Flyndaran
I didn't notice it, but NOW I do.
NotSoAngryGuy
It's the one with the ricin in it.
dragonfliesfantasize
It's the lucky crayon
UhnothisisPatrick
Never could taste the difference between flavors
updoooot
Perfectly executed comment
dinglydoo
Found the German! https://youtu.be/iDBBuB8L2oY
Irreal
Erst das und dann die WM
DonTeis195
Your local jar head can probably point out the differences.
BigFather
Semper Fi
BayazTheBenevolent
Oo-rah, Marine!
NorwegianGlaswegian
I know, taste the rainbow my ass. Wait a second...
soupie04
It better with Elmer's dipping sauce.
Arcian
Found the Hunter.
TsunamiJohn
Semper Fi
usersubbordercontrol
You just weren't on enough acid
TitaniumMonkeyBalls
The Strawberrys taste like Strawberrys, the Snozberrys taste like Snozberrys.
TheMobyh
Could someone explain the marines references?
Ireallycantthinkofanythingbetterrightnow
handicapped kids tend to eat crayons
Alavar
Marines are seen as the brutes tough guys but dumb. So it's a joke that they literally eat crayons.
pancreas
before enlisting you write an aptitude test with a crayon to decide which branch you can join. If you eat the crayon, you go marine/infantry
IVerifyPeoplesUsernames
Marines have pretty high ASVAB requirements but they also get lots of ASVAB waivers, implying that they're retarded and eat crayons.
TheMobyh
After googling ASVAB now I get it thanks!
Kelland
Care to spare me from opening a new tab?
Shewy92
Found the Marine
IProvideFakeContext
Nah, Marines are crayon experts. They eat them so much, they could tell the difference between two shades of light blue.
kutison
Due to the shortage of 64 packs of crayola, only one package shall be rationed a week. To compensate, we are doubling the glue stick ration.
IProvideFakeContext
Bruh, you gotta hand out some extra glitter to garnish it and liquid paste to wash it down.
kutison
Only the air force has that kinda funding, and they are too busy driving the short airbus to share.
oPhoenixo
The blue ones are too tart.
iwanttomountndewya
YES SAOA REFERENCE
oPhoenixo
glad someone caught it ;)
iwanttomountndewya
Its the only way I can actually watch SAO so