Eating my way in Bangkok and Pattaya for a week.

Nov 17, 2018 9:57 PM

saltybacon

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Spicy fried chicken at McDonald's. This was quite spicy - American McDonald's would never be able to serve this. Absolutely addicting. Side note: you can order chicken tenders as sides to go with your fried chicken. Chicken on chicken.

Pineapple pie at McDonald's. Sweet and gooey and Yummy. Sorry for the overgrown thumbnail.

Pad Ka Prao Pet Yaang - Roasted Duck stir-fried with chilies and holy basil over rice.

At MBK mall in Bangkok.

Guay Jap - Chinese medicinal soup with rolled rice noodles, crispy pork and offal.

Thai iced tea at MBK mall.

Khanom Krok - Thai coconut custard pancakes with various fillings - mango, corn and taro.

My grandmother's kitchen in a Bangkok suburb.

Shoutout to grandma for making breakfast. Pork porridge, boiled eggs and pork buns.

My grandmother's salapao - Chinese steamed pork buns. She and a few other Chinese ladies made these and sold them in the neighborhood when they just moved to Thailand from China. She retired from selling them a few years ago.

Steamed pork bun closeup.

Dinner by grandma. Clockwise from top: fried fish, chili-lime fish sauce, lotus root soup, shrimp stir-fried with broccoli, kimchi (?), and fried fish cakes with sweet chili dipping sauce.

Breakfast by grandma - Pad Kee Mao. Stir-fried drunken rice noodles with beef, shrimp and squid.

Nam Phrik Num - A Northern-style roasted green chili dip with blanched vegetables, fried pork and pork rinds.

Tom Yum Goong - Hot and sour prawn soup with galangal, lemongrass and kaffir lime leaf.

Northern style lunch at a busy place on the way to Pattaya. Clockwise from top: papaya salad, sticky rice, seafood salad, pork laab, fried chicken wings. Spicy sour pork bone soup in the middle.

Thai-iced tea at a Thai temple in Pattaya. 25 Baht - ($0.75 USD)

Thai-iced coffee at a Thai temple in Pattaya. Sweet, strong and creamy. 25 Baht - ($0.75 USD)

Fried taro, shrimp, jujubees and cashew nuts at a Thai-Chinese restaurant. Delicious!

Deep-fried tofu stuffed with shrimp paste.

Tod Mun Pla - Fried fish cakes flavored with curry.

More breakfast by grandma. Kai Jeow - Thai omelet with ground pork. Fried fish. Grilled pork skewers.

Spicy chicken salad with various herbs - this was quite hot!

Bua Loy Nam Khing - Sesame glutinous dumplings with black sesame filling in a hot ginger soup.

Iced matcha latte - refreshing when its 95 degrees outside.

Dried Tom Yum Noodles with various fish balls and fishcakes.

Mataba - Savory stuffed roti pancake with ground chicken.

Pad Ka Prao Muu Krob - Stir-fried crispy pork with chilies and holy basil.

Khao Niew Sangkaya - Coconut custard with sweet sticky rice.

Fried chicken patty with lime mayonnaise - one of the stranger things I ate on this trip.

Grilled dried squid in Pattaya.

Deep-fried fish with a mango slaw (in the bowl).

Hooy Joh - Tofu skin dumpling with crab.

Steamed crabs in Pattaya.

Roti - Thai-Indian style pancakes with condensed milk. Roti with mango in the back.

Kuaytiew Pla Haeng - Dried noodles with fishballs and crispy fish skin.

Seafood fried rice. Simple but good.

Yum Woon Sen - Seafood glass noodle soup in a tart lime dressing.

Pla Muk Kratiem Tod - Squid with fried garlic.

Coconut and mung bean sticky rice dumplings.

Khanom Khrok - Thai coconut custard tarts.

Thai pork rice porridge.

Tom Leaut Muu - Pork offal, blood and Chinese celery in a broth. Typical Thai breakfast.

C-can your grandma adopt me?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

BUDDY I JUST ATE

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Damn, Grandma can cook. Looks like good, clean food she made

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

THAT COFFEE HAS HANDLES we apparently need to step up our coffee game here in the USA -_-

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't think my diet is varied enough

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Godbless ya. Still recovering from my two moths there over three years ago....amazing food tho

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is grandma accepting applications for grandkids?

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Man this stuff looks amazing. Sad I'll never eat spicy food ever again.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Coming with you next time, OP!

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Your grandma always do restaurant quality plating? On point!

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I wish I had an Asian grandma.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’m going to say it. I would struggle with pork offal and blood for breakfast. The rest looks amazing.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don’t know what offal is, but it looked like liver. I HATE liver.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Soft-boiled eggs, fish-cakes, spicy chicken salad. I would die for these.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I really need to expand my food repertoire. I cook well and I make a variety but there’s soooo much I haven’t tried yet

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The only problem with Thai food is getting the ingredients in an a western country. There are some vegetables that just can't be found.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This all makes me want to go back to Thailand for the food

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This was the best tourism promotion. That food looks amazing. Great job taking the pics. W.O.W! I’m drooling over here!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not one 711 toastie!? I daydream about those things.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You single? Can I marry you so your grandma can be my grandma?

7 years ago | Likes 178 Dislikes 3

A single men in Bangkok and Pattaya.. And you want to marry him? Better let him get checked out first by the doctor.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm a straight dood. I'm not doing this for sex or love. I'm doing this to eat his grandma's cooking

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But while are you stuck with this dude. I get to marry his grandma..

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Yes, can I also marry you to adopt your grandma?

7 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

Shit I'd be willing to marry grandma

7 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

She looks around 25-30 years old so..

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

If I was over there I'd be really proud of myself for finishing a 14 day diet in 2 days

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

@op what kind of eggs are these? The yolk is so dark! #8

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your grandma’s cooking with gas!

7 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 3

What is really amazing is that she has welders bottles

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

i have gass

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

@saltybacon tell Grandma I'm amazed on how cleans and ordered her kitchen looks like, seriously, I'm sure she's a decent person

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Thank you for sharing this, so i can show my lovely wife. She's from Thailand, this makes her feel happy

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My fav was a dairy queen ice cream cone that I expected to have pineapple topping turned out to be corn in a sweet syrup. Pleasantly odd.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I lovw thailand. Lopburi and Pattaya are my fave. Cheap and delicious

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holy shit! Even the McDonald’s looks amazing

7 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 0

Every McDonalds I've been to outside the US has been amazing

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I found the mcdonalds tolerable in china except when i ordered an orange juice for breakfast and theygave it to me piping hot. What is that

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Hot OJ is amazing when you're sick

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I used to drink hot Tang as a teen. Everyone I tell this to looks at me like just admitted to fucking seagulls.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I love hot tang. Especially Chinese.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm going to Thailand in May for the first time and finding food that isn't seafood is worrying me. Are menus in English too? Any red flags?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Unless you are allergic, why not relax and enjoy the local menus? It looks delicious and varied. “When in Rome...”

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I live there and if you're of a picky disposition it can be tricky. If you're in the middle of a big city the menus will be at least

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

partially in english. Off the beaten track, or at pitstops on bus rides probably not. And don't go expecting high quality meat either. Can

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

have a bit of a "mystery meat" vibe a lot of the time. But, all the same, you'll probably do fine. Good luck!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mai chorb bpla means "i don't like fish". That should keep you safe

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

Angel’s Stroke 38. Now back to food tourism

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Wow. This makes everything I've ever eaten seem so boring. Im going to look up pork porridge, I've never heard of it

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It is called Joke. It was talked about in Hangover 2, Stu was called Joke by his brides father. It is a rice porridge with ground pork.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We getting played here in the u.s. paying 5 bucks for a damn coffee when this man's getting it for 75 cents.

7 years ago | Likes 314 Dislikes 6

Even the top tier craft coffees are like $2.50. Stop buying frappacinos and shit like that if you don’t want to spend.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

75 cents!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Nah many southeast asian country had cheap coffe like that except singapore, especially the one that produce huge quantity coffe

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

same with prostitutes

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

McDonalds coffee is around $1, the same at your local gas station. Where you buy your coffee matters.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

To some degree, McDonald ice coffee is most definitely not $1. And the op didn't not buy a single cup of hot regular coffee either

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not the same as thai tea!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I get free coffee at work. Made fresh 3 hours ago.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the person making your coffee probably also earns 7x less than your average coffee maker in the US does

7 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

Who needs 7x more money when you can get coffee for almost 1/7 the price in America?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

And you don’t even have to tip!

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Tipping is rude out there

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

probably way more than 7x

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

exactly... then there's rent/purchase price of the building that's quite lower, health inspections that are probably not that extreme, ...

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

*not that existent

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Plus he can go get a blowie in Pattaya for like 5 bucks!

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

Love how no one has downvoted this ??

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah true but would you honestly want one.. I walked by the beach at night there, freaking depressing to see women just standing there...

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Hoping to be picked up. Food and beaches in Thailand are absolutely amazing though.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Then take one home...

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I took one out to dinner.. Just dinner. Gave her some money for whatever too. Like $30 or so.. What I had left on me minus enough for cab..

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Back to hotel.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Was gonna comment having a go at you about eating McD when abroad. Then saw the rest of your post. Wow! Thorough! I'm hungry bro.

7 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 8

he's ordering pineapple pie and spicy chicken you cant get in america. put some respect on it.

7 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

I like to go to at least one when traveling just to see the menu difference. I'm Greece they had a gyro mac and it was pretty good

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7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ronald gives a slightly creepy "wai" greeting in Thailand.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want to try that pineapple pie!

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

McDonalds overseas is really good though. Had some when I went to Japan and the difference is ridiculous.

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Did you ever try the ebi burger while in Japan?? Game changer! There are whole peices of shrimp in it and tasty too

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Had McD’s in Cancun Mexico, just for the novelty. It was very very very..... very bad. No idea why,all other food there was amazing.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah in japan the food they give you looks way closer to the pictures, than it does here in the U.S.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Same thing in Australia and New Zealand. The coffee is properly good!

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

McOz -it has beetroot

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All our coffee is properly good!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

By and large, I’d agree with you. I did run into some sub-par coffees... that tasted probably closer to cheap coffee in the states lol

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha - was it McDonalds?

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