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Spicy fried chicken at McDonald's. This was quite spicy - American McDonald's would never be able to serve this. Absolutely addicting. Side note: you can order chicken tenders as sides to go with your fried chicken. Chicken on chicken.
Pineapple pie at McDonald's. Sweet and gooey and Yummy. Sorry for the overgrown thumbnail.
Pad Ka Prao Pet Yaang - Roasted Duck stir-fried with chilies and holy basil over rice.
At MBK mall in Bangkok.
Guay Jap - Chinese medicinal soup with rolled rice noodles, crispy pork and offal.
Thai iced tea at MBK mall.
Khanom Krok - Thai coconut custard pancakes with various fillings - mango, corn and taro.
My grandmother's kitchen in a Bangkok suburb.
Shoutout to grandma for making breakfast. Pork porridge, boiled eggs and pork buns.
My grandmother's salapao - Chinese steamed pork buns. She and a few other Chinese ladies made these and sold them in the neighborhood when they just moved to Thailand from China. She retired from selling them a few years ago.
Steamed pork bun closeup.
Dinner by grandma. Clockwise from top: fried fish, chili-lime fish sauce, lotus root soup, shrimp stir-fried with broccoli, kimchi (?), and fried fish cakes with sweet chili dipping sauce.
Breakfast by grandma - Pad Kee Mao. Stir-fried drunken rice noodles with beef, shrimp and squid.
Nam Phrik Num - A Northern-style roasted green chili dip with blanched vegetables, fried pork and pork rinds.
Tom Yum Goong - Hot and sour prawn soup with galangal, lemongrass and kaffir lime leaf.
Northern style lunch at a busy place on the way to Pattaya. Clockwise from top: papaya salad, sticky rice, seafood salad, pork laab, fried chicken wings. Spicy sour pork bone soup in the middle.
Thai-iced tea at a Thai temple in Pattaya. 25 Baht - ($0.75 USD)
Thai-iced coffee at a Thai temple in Pattaya. Sweet, strong and creamy. 25 Baht - ($0.75 USD)
Fried taro, shrimp, jujubees and cashew nuts at a Thai-Chinese restaurant. Delicious!
Deep-fried tofu stuffed with shrimp paste.
Tod Mun Pla - Fried fish cakes flavored with curry.
More breakfast by grandma. Kai Jeow - Thai omelet with ground pork. Fried fish. Grilled pork skewers.
Spicy chicken salad with various herbs - this was quite hot!
Bua Loy Nam Khing - Sesame glutinous dumplings with black sesame filling in a hot ginger soup.
Iced matcha latte - refreshing when its 95 degrees outside.
Dried Tom Yum Noodles with various fish balls and fishcakes.
Mataba - Savory stuffed roti pancake with ground chicken.
Pad Ka Prao Muu Krob - Stir-fried crispy pork with chilies and holy basil.
Khao Niew Sangkaya - Coconut custard with sweet sticky rice.
Fried chicken patty with lime mayonnaise - one of the stranger things I ate on this trip.
Grilled dried squid in Pattaya.
Deep-fried fish with a mango slaw (in the bowl).
Hooy Joh - Tofu skin dumpling with crab.
Steamed crabs in Pattaya.
Roti - Thai-Indian style pancakes with condensed milk. Roti with mango in the back.
Kuaytiew Pla Haeng - Dried noodles with fishballs and crispy fish skin.
Seafood fried rice. Simple but good.
Yum Woon Sen - Seafood glass noodle soup in a tart lime dressing.
Pla Muk Kratiem Tod - Squid with fried garlic.
Coconut and mung bean sticky rice dumplings.
Khanom Khrok - Thai coconut custard tarts.
Thai pork rice porridge.
Tom Leaut Muu - Pork offal, blood and Chinese celery in a broth. Typical Thai breakfast.
urustai
C-can your grandma adopt me?
namiasdf
BUDDY I JUST ATE
Tastesicle
Damn, Grandma can cook. Looks like good, clean food she made
theeiinfamousiizzy
THAT COFFEE HAS HANDLES we apparently need to step up our coffee game here in the USA -_-
OhSureNowYouTellMe
I don't think my diet is varied enough
reaper36a
Godbless ya. Still recovering from my two moths there over three years ago....amazing food tho
Soteria95
Is grandma accepting applications for grandkids?
Cellestia
Man this stuff looks amazing. Sad I'll never eat spicy food ever again.
spambarrage
Coming with you next time, OP!
PoopholeAintALoophole
Your grandma always do restaurant quality plating? On point!
StagandRoses
I wish I had an Asian grandma.
Tjaygrant
I’m going to say it. I would struggle with pork offal and blood for breakfast. The rest looks amazing.
ltoka00
I don’t know what offal is, but it looked like liver. I HATE liver.
furriephillips
Soft-boiled eggs, fish-cakes, spicy chicken salad. I would die for these.
VirginSurgeon
I really need to expand my food repertoire. I cook well and I make a variety but there’s soooo much I haven’t tried yet
TheWorldsGreatestPlagueDoctor
The only problem with Thai food is getting the ingredients in an a western country. There are some vegetables that just can't be found.
chewie323
This all makes me want to go back to Thailand for the food
Laroo333
This was the best tourism promotion. That food looks amazing. Great job taking the pics. W.O.W! I’m drooling over here!
showmeyourdoggies
Not one 711 toastie!? I daydream about those things.
TehStoner
You single? Can I marry you so your grandma can be my grandma?
MarvinTheMarsian
A single men in Bangkok and Pattaya.. And you want to marry him? Better let him get checked out first by the doctor.
TehStoner
I'm a straight dood. I'm not doing this for sex or love. I'm doing this to eat his grandma's cooking
MarvinTheMarsian
But while are you stuck with this dude. I get to marry his grandma..
TinyWhoop
Yes, can I also marry you to adopt your grandma?
Chezoso
Shit I'd be willing to marry grandma
HenryLongfellowIII
She looks around 25-30 years old so..
Burp69
If I was over there I'd be really proud of myself for finishing a 14 day diet in 2 days
MeezerStandardTime
@op what kind of eggs are these? The yolk is so dark! #8
betterave
Your grandma’s cooking with gas!
majinbuxl
What is really amazing is that she has welders bottles
Mav3rickk
i have gass
TheSomethingSomethingGenericReplyGuy
@saltybacon tell Grandma I'm amazed on how cleans and ordered her kitchen looks like, seriously, I'm sure she's a decent person
Nalianna
Thank you for sharing this, so i can show my lovely wife. She's from Thailand, this makes her feel happy
Mystupidpictures
My fav was a dairy queen ice cream cone that I expected to have pineapple topping turned out to be corn in a sweet syrup. Pleasantly odd.
Oliverqueef
I lovw thailand. Lopburi and Pattaya are my fave. Cheap and delicious
WhoopsieDaaaazzy
Holy shit! Even the McDonald’s looks amazing
Chaoticlimit
Every McDonalds I've been to outside the US has been amazing
guactopus
I found the mcdonalds tolerable in china except when i ordered an orange juice for breakfast and theygave it to me piping hot. What is that
EmeraldLight
Hot OJ is amazing when you're sick
GreenYawgmoth
I used to drink hot Tang as a teen. Everyone I tell this to looks at me like just admitted to fucking seagulls.
Zipperman
I love hot tang. Especially Chinese.
freakstate
I'm going to Thailand in May for the first time and finding food that isn't seafood is worrying me. Are menus in English too? Any red flags?
ltoka00
Unless you are allergic, why not relax and enjoy the local menus? It looks delicious and varied. “When in Rome...”
lapsedoptimist
I live there and if you're of a picky disposition it can be tricky. If you're in the middle of a big city the menus will be at least
lapsedoptimist
partially in english. Off the beaten track, or at pitstops on bus rides probably not. And don't go expecting high quality meat either. Can
lapsedoptimist
have a bit of a "mystery meat" vibe a lot of the time. But, all the same, you'll probably do fine. Good luck!
lapsedoptimist
Mai chorb bpla means "i don't like fish". That should keep you safe
nonCanadianGoose
nonCanadianGoose
Angel’s Stroke 38. Now back to food tourism
laestrella
Wow. This makes everything I've ever eaten seem so boring. Im going to look up pork porridge, I've never heard of it
Bluebagger126
It is called Joke. It was talked about in Hangover 2, Stu was called Joke by his brides father. It is a rice porridge with ground pork.
ManicYEEtPressive
We getting played here in the u.s. paying 5 bucks for a damn coffee when this man's getting it for 75 cents.
jmeyers1983
Even the top tier craft coffees are like $2.50. Stop buying frappacinos and shit like that if you don’t want to spend.
draconus77
75 cents!
Soviet74
Nah many southeast asian country had cheap coffe like that except singapore, especially the one that produce huge quantity coffe
EveryonesRaping
same with prostitutes
Leithoa
McDonalds coffee is around $1, the same at your local gas station. Where you buy your coffee matters.
Marriedwith
To some degree, McDonald ice coffee is most definitely not $1. And the op didn't not buy a single cup of hot regular coffee either
theGoddessLoki
Not the same as thai tea!
whatbuttondoipush
I get free coffee at work. Made fresh 3 hours ago.
WastingMyLifeOneMemeATaTime
the person making your coffee probably also earns 7x less than your average coffee maker in the US does
MrRemakes
Who needs 7x more money when you can get coffee for almost 1/7 the price in America?
koops
And you don’t even have to tip!
phonoodle415
Tipping is rude out there
meowwoofgrr
probably way more than 7x
WastingMyLifeOneMemeATaTime
exactly... then there's rent/purchase price of the building that's quite lower, health inspections that are probably not that extreme, ...
DoggoPicsMakeMeHungry
*not that existent
SAUSAGEmcmuffinwithHASHbrowns
Plus he can go get a blowie in Pattaya for like 5 bucks!
Tiddlywanker
Love how no one has downvoted this ??
InfinitusEquitas
Yeah true but would you honestly want one.. I walked by the beach at night there, freaking depressing to see women just standing there...
InfinitusEquitas
Hoping to be picked up. Food and beaches in Thailand are absolutely amazing though.
CharlieBush
Then take one home...
InfinitusEquitas
I took one out to dinner.. Just dinner. Gave her some money for whatever too. Like $30 or so.. What I had left on me minus enough for cab..
InfinitusEquitas
Back to hotel.
Tripesandwich
Was gonna comment having a go at you about eating McD when abroad. Then saw the rest of your post. Wow! Thorough! I'm hungry bro.
JessNonConsentino
he's ordering pineapple pie and spicy chicken you cant get in america. put some respect on it.
Visser3
I like to go to at least one when traveling just to see the menu difference. I'm Greece they had a gyro mac and it was pretty good
HenryLongfellowIII
HenryLongfellowIII
Ronald gives a slightly creepy "wai" greeting in Thailand.
HurricaneShade
I want to try that pineapple pie!
rauche
McDonalds overseas is really good though. Had some when I went to Japan and the difference is ridiculous.
R0b0Panda
Did you ever try the ebi burger while in Japan?? Game changer! There are whole peices of shrimp in it and tasty too
kstar9909
Had McD’s in Cancun Mexico, just for the novelty. It was very very very..... very bad. No idea why,all other food there was amazing.
humanhotplate
Yeah in japan the food they give you looks way closer to the pictures, than it does here in the U.S.
merp213
Same thing in Australia and New Zealand. The coffee is properly good!
Cavemango
McOz -it has beetroot
fOrceez
All our coffee is properly good!
merp213
By and large, I’d agree with you. I did run into some sub-par coffees... that tasted probably closer to cheap coffee in the states lol
fOrceez
Haha - was it McDonalds?