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DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
give that magikarp a lil kick
JacquesKass
I'm 99% sure that's how I'll die.
SuperFatGirl
I'm in this photo and i dont like it
Onsvaltti
But why does magicarp need tongue? ?
imgurianitarian
jjw9
Lol — really sucks when it happens at a conference in front of hundreds of people. Don’t ask how I know
happyrabbitzz
While not the only time(s), I do it most often when I'm snoozed out in my recliner.
brandonc5033
The good reason would be so you don't inhale it and die.
TakeMyWorfPlease
I choke on spit and water, etc. so much more often since having my kids. Stupid relaxin hormones.
KaratheStorm
No, us
ralphie84
Hermetism
Tfw when you cough and breathe in at the exact same moment.
peachesforme
So I do this randomly enough anyways but while being pregnant it happened A LOT. That and the hiccups. Fkn annoying
Flinkelsnooblub
It’s called a post nasal drip, your most likely chocking on your own saliva coated snot.
Bojovnik84
She's choking on saliva....for a different reason.
ExecutorHideo
I see that Ditto there...
iwishjtmoneywasstillavailableitsmyoldvideogamemoniker
Literally just did this.
moonrakes69
I do this about once per day.
oceansentry
When I drink water
SwampAss13
I swear I’m going to die of aspiration pneumonia.
dgh420
Oh thank god it's not just me ...
KareBear1980
I know right? So happy I'm not the only one who fucks up breathing.
bloxxing
i can do that too.
Soulzippey
It is the habit that now is a petpev that i hate myself for doing ?
BulkSausage
keyblader1985
Why is Newman Super Saiyan?
ClarissaPDG
DontReadMyComments
blaghart
StOfKillers
Magicarp turns into Gyrados. Just saying.
ObliqueRay
Blame evolution, it really fucked us on some design decisions.
IheartIndyHanSoloAragornHarryandallthingsfluffy
Makes me think of that episode of Silicon Valley where the doctor was like yeah you'll just have to deal with the back pain, we haven't
IheartIndyHanSoloAragornHarryandallthingsfluffy
Evolved enough yet and how we walks sucks, something to that effect
PacManDreaming
Not a joke, go have your throat checked by an ENT.
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
Legit curious, why?
PacManDreaming
Could be signs of a serious problem, like GERD damaging your esophagus, which will lead to esophageal cancer.
polarpurple
heyyyyy... fuck off with reminding me about how I'm probably going to die, this place is for memes and cats and helping me forget.
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
Fair enough!
GanjaPlanet
Actual “Intelligent Design” would have given us a separate airway. God’s either an idiot, sadist, or doesn’t exist.
SomeOneHasBeenLookingForYou
Yes.
DALLASLAVOWNER
METROlD
I want a blow hole. Then again if I had a blow hole I bet you Id still probably find a way to snore.
Kittynomnoms
If we had blow holes people would be fuckin' them. Just saying.
KeetSqueet
Don't we already?
Overextendeddullard
Fer sure
NachoPete
Every time I fall asleep in an airline seat.
PineappleLoopsBroether
I wonder if breathe right strips would help. I always use them on any trip.
Xandelle
Choking "on spit" while sleeping is actually a symptom of GERD! It was one of the things that lead to my own diagnosis. The more you know!
AgnesMcGillicuddy
GERD suuuuucks. I've been on daily prilosec for 12 years now. My dad had esophageal cancer, and I'm not taking any chances!
donottouchdonut
It's pronounced Gerald. You were choking on Gerald.
Overextendeddullard
Gerald's weenie ain't big enough to choke on
YucateCosa
Geralt? Of Rivia? Could I please choke on him?
NachoPete
Xandelle