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brownator
YESSS FLIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHT
JKel
He's the mutha flippin'.
notalawyer
I can't believe you just said that...
BigManSimmons
Yes!! +1 Everything FotC!!
hannahmaebee
"Who's the Boom King? Brets the Boom King!"
peyorth
He quit the band and got a job holding signs. Seriously.
rudejohn
I love Flight of the Conchords. I wish you had top comment since you actually quoted the song that immediately follows this sequence :)
voltron7812
gifs with changing text grind my gears. i can never tell which sentence is meant to be first unless i have seen the clip.
enzio64
At least with the capitalization (even though it's the word "I", it's also the first letter of the sentence) you can kinda figure it out.
voltron7812
true.
noisebrigade
You know when I'm down to just my socks it's time for business, that's why the call them business socks OOH
phlat6
NO. That is from a DIFFERENT Flight of the Conchords SONG. NOT COOL noisebrigade!
AaaaaaaaaaJ
Hip hop hippopotamus, my lyrics are bottomless!
Niavification
"why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly"
MrsNedRyerson
"I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated..."
peyorth
And subsequently procreated....
scottiescar
Thank you, I never could figure out that line.
goat0064
hiphopopotamus my rhymes are bottomless! +100!!!
DaveCoulierDeservedAnEmmy
She could be a part-time model
KittenMitton
spend part of your time modeling, and part of your time next to me
enzio64
But she'd probably still have to keep her normal job...
TheTimeLordVictorious
She could be an air hostess in the '60s.
ChilliesMcCunting
did Steve tell you this, what's he got to do with this what sort of rap name is Steve anyway.
CodfishJoe
Yeah, that's right, sometimes my lyrics are sexist but you lovely bitches and hoes should know that I'm trying to correct this...
TheJudgernaut
Everything needs more FOTC.
lukgab
"Why?.. Why?.. Why?... Be more consecutive with you criticism."
Minigreven
She's so hot. She's like a curry...
chikfender
You beat me to this!
Airscape
too many dicks on the dancefloor
Airscape
my personal fav : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Wl_uQOABxg
SiriusBlackismyspiritanimal
Brett, you got it goin' on.
IshouldBeDoinMyHomework
Not all if te time obviously just when has a problem with his selft esteem.
nightslawyer
Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?
SiriusBlackismyspiritanimal
I mean not all the time, obviously. Just when he's havin' problems with his self-esteem.
LookItsLuc
Don't let anybody tell you you're not bumpable.
SiriusBlackismyspiritanimal
Because you're humpable, and I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable.
grilledcheesegenocide
Your beard is good.
colourblindchameleon
I'm the hiphoppopotomus, my rhymes are bottomless.............
thatwhitegirlaedan
I'm the hiphoppopotomus, my lyrics are bottomless.
thatdarnjoe
It's business time
jotamota
That's why they call it business socks.
DucGuySharkBitenomNomnom
Oh baby I'm going to bed I got work in the morning
Boltonator
Then you go sort out the recycling
That isn't part of the foreplay,
but it's still very important
Djayzus
conditions are perfect
thatdarnjoe
two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven
ToShayne377
the heart want, what the heart wants.. :P
LaTortuga
BRET YOU GOT IT GOIN OOOONN!
Fortune090
Same comment on separate FotC posts... I like your style. (OP of the other one, haha)
supercool1234
Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly? Not all the time, obviously.
supercool1234
Just when he's got a problem with his self esteem.
derodatofflorna
There you were, your hair down to your legs
And your legs down to the floor. Leggy blond good bye!
omnomnomfood
I'm not crying!
DrLeoMarvin
It's just been raining....on my face.
thesnarkiestpuppy
And if you think you see some tear tracks down my face... please don't tell my mates.
HRpuffinstuff
I'm making a lasagna!...for one...
dietDOOM
I lose my shit on that line every time. It's pure gold
omnomnomfood
It's so perfect! They're AMAZINGGGGG :D
omnomnomfood
...No...There's just a little bit of dust in my eyes.
thesnarkiestpuppy
From the path that you left when you said your goodbye
LumberJake18
"I asked Dave if he's gonna make a move on you, he says no I said 'DAVEE DO YOU MIND IFF I DOOO' he says he doesn't mind, but i can tell 1/2
LumberJake18
he kind of minds, but I'm GONNA DO IT ANYWAYY..." 2/2
thesnarkiestpuppy
I see you standing all alone by the stereo. I dim the lights down to very low, here we go.
losingconfidenceinmyartsdegree
You are so beautiful *beautiful*
clong9712
your the most beautiful girl in the whole wide room
losingconfidenceinmyartsdegree
Good one dave! (You're a legend dave)
LOLschrodinger
"No Albi, you didn't kill me with your dragon flames. I crawled to safety! But you did leave me very badly disfigured" laughed the boy
Luchadorbeaux
not from the show, but from the routine...I like your style.
Fortune090
It's still from the show! Season 1 Episode 7, when they're dealing with Aziz being racist, it's on TV in the scene Bret's sitting in a box.
Greenskee
My personal favorite
LOLschrodinger
You are my first reply!
Greenskee
Huzzah! Now I'm your first two!
LOLschrodinger
Actually, first and third... which makes me wonder if you will always be there with the odd-numbered replies?
Djayzus
then, reply party and a +1 for you!
Greenskee
I can only try.
RealMerryAugustSantaCandyPadlockPeaceSpaceship
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CodfishJoe
My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment I made all of the ladies in the first two rows pregnant.
tengreenbottles
CONGRATULATIONS BITCHES
theandyplan
"i'm the Hiphopopotamus, my lyrics are bottomless.................."
HorseshoeCrab
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DanChan
He said this when I saw them in Portland. It was magical.
justanotheroneofthosegenericlongusernames
*I made all of the ladies of Imgur pregnant
StickyPeat
Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist but you lovely bitches and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this...
gohahnsolo
other rappers diss me say my rhymes are sissy what what why? why? be more constructive with your feedback why?
supercool1234
Why, because I rap about reality? Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea? There ain't no party like my nanna's tea party. Hey! Ho!
IAmUsingAPhraseAsMyUsernameBecauseTheyGetMoreUpvotes
I'm the motha' flippin.'
celestedrake
I'm the mother flippin'.
JustDial01189998819991197253
Thank you for using the original live version lyrics instead of the silly show ones
mantequilla
but... but the show was amazing
JustDial01189998819991197253
I love the show too, the live interaction with the audience factor just really adds something IMO so I have a slight preference
GooseCaboose
The only difference is "first two rows" vs "area" I don't know if I'd call that silly or even demeaning.
JustDial01189998819991197253
And I'm not sure how I implied that it was demeaning, but that definitely wasn't my intention.
JustDial01189998819991197253
True. It's just that most folks have only seen the show and the audience interaction factor really adds to the funny IMO so I prefer it
GooseCaboose
Demeaning may have been the wrong word. And now I see what you were trying to get at.
JustDial01189998819991197253
and like to show appreciation for other's who feel the same
skyecoyote
"There ain't no party like my nana's tea party"
Niavification
Poetry
KnifeWieldingCunt
or the s club party
ProfessorStephenHawking
They call me, the hip hop hipopotamus my rhymes are bottomless..............................................................................
Lowktar
Lyrics*
aintnopartylikemynanasteaparty
What?
gohahnsolo
heyyyyyy hoooooo
skyecoyote
I'M THE MOTHER FLIPPIN
MrsNedRyerson
I'M THE MOTHER FLIPPIN'!
alskdjfh10293847
HE'S THE MOTHER FLIPPIN'!
skyecoyote
(dun dun dun dun) ..mother flippin
TheSpoopiest
IM HORNAY