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Another Facebook cringe warning
Nov 3, 2023 1:52 AM
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Another Facebook cringe warning
RuricOrhlandis
#2 I have a dress but things fell apart before I got to wear it
Mxlespxles
#16
chefsoda
#11 head bonks are one of the most wonderful, if sometimes violent displays of feline affection
MaxximumB
One of our big male cats does this, but he aims for your nose. Jeebze it hurts when he connects, eyes are left watering for ages.
ReverseTrapTsukasa
#2 This. Is. My. Reply. Pic.
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APassingPlasticBag
#7
drosophilamelanogaster
#6 Oh the money exists, we're just not much better than the US at collecting it.
Blimjoe
#7 why you gotta attack me like that?
MrsBeansDad
#6 The sand is over metal drains so that the horses don't slip. Sorry to piss on your incorrect narrative.
CaKeS18
#41 PornHub?! What do they test on animals????
tooomanystevesgotbanned
#46 Is that real? Because I will totally believe anything that paints Americans as batshit crazy.
MikuJess
#43 We've finally found him. Spiders Georg.
gifworthy
#7 YOU DON'T KNOW ME
Leonon
#16 https://www.reddit.com/r/SpeculativeEvolution/comments/ptorpq/fleshlight_carnivorous_plants_a_carnivorous_plant/
Sprezzaturca
#41 gets worse the longer you look.
moocifermorningcow
#35 technically he did…
BishlamekGurpgork
#24 without specifying WHICH animals, and considering that every age between 2 and 16 is elderly for some animal somewhere, they may have to correct for a while lot of factors to reach a conclusion about winter.
DurendaI
#6 The sand is so the horses don't slip on manholes and other metal surfaces.
TezuNii
and those manholes get checked for bombs prior to being covered, so the sand doubles as a tamper seal
BishlamekGurpgork
#16 did we just entirely forget about pitcher plants?
malachitedragon
Pitcher plants dont have them sexy, sexy eyelashes
BishlamekGurpgork
Breeding them for sexy lashes would probably be easier than breeding flytraps to entirely change their form.
kayakninjas
#42 the dude is wearing my grandma's tablecloth is what he is.
AntaNce
your gran has EXCELLENT napery
ViscousCousCous
#41 WAIT..... PORNHUB???
RElGNMAN
#3
literallymike
#7 Wait...THAT'S what that is? I just thought I was lazy or stupid.
whitebbwolf
classic undiagnosed and untreated ADHD life. Welcome to the club
AgainstMethod
That's also a thing! We don't all have ADHD.
USSBigBooty
#1 dry aged mummussy is the best!
Footstepsofdawn
#44 the widdle guy is trying so hard!
MadHatter69
It bugs me that the spaghetti fell apart
LitigiousWhelk
I thought this was in response to the Andrew Tate-image.
amp99
#22 TBP AFK The Pirate Bay Away From Keyboard is a pretty good documentary from 2013 that covers the founding of the site/operation and follows them through one of their trials. It's free on YouTube: https://youtu.be/eTOKXCEwo">KXCEwo_8">https://youtu.be/eTOKXCEwo_8 https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2608732
TheBlueMuppet
I don't want it *free*, i want to *steal it*.
amp99
shileka
#1 okay so, question, like, if i ran into a fresh corpse and posted it online there's outrage, but archeological pictures of mummified remains are cool. I understand why, not arguing about that in the least, just wondering where the line's at?
TezuNii
The amount of flesh. Once it's fully decomposed, it stops being "human"
Skawomplious
Kennewick Man would like a word.
ProppaGanda
There is absolutely nobody who might have had any emotional connection to the person that became the mummy.
BigTex1
#20 I don’t care what the message is, the number of bumper stickers on your car is directly proportional to your mental stability.
HoneyBunchesOfStoats
Inversely proportional, surely? Directly proportional would mean more bumper stickers mean more mental stability.
BigTex1
No. Directly proportional. As in the more you have, the crazier you are. The less you have, the saner you are.
HoneyBunchesOfStoats
you said "directly proportional to your mental stability", did you mean mental instability?
BigTex1
No, but you could write it like that. The end state is the same.
thundercatsouttakes
What are porn sites testing on animals?!
Skawomplious
Probably the same thing as NYPD and Rocket League, the bastards.
Mxlespxles
Soaps to remove unintentional stains caused by inopportune crossing of the stream
DudelyVanhorn
Alice in Chains is on there too. something bout a rooster... lol
CraftyGiant
That whole list is a joke, notice Purina is on there, and The Godfather.
MacAwesome
Not the whole list. Pretty sure the PD and Israel are serious shouts.
thundercatsouttakes
Damn that's what I get for scan and move
JaceTiger
Rocket League and Nutaku as well.
graehall
Most people don't know this but its full name is Red Rocket League, hence the canine testing
TheBlueMuppet
As both a furry and a hardstuck plat, i absolutely accept this, because the game never misses an opportunity to fuck me.
TheBlueMuppet
Only game ive ever seen that has both MULTIPLE TEN THOUSANDS OF ITEMS and will never fail to give you a fucking duplicate.