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Oct 12, 2017 11:39 AM
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shiftingillusion
Happy Not-a-Father's Day
WhoLikesBatSoup
Money grabbing cunt
OctaviusClausewitz
smart and rich, too bad I'm not into necrophilia.
ItsCandleJack
Anyone can get into it, just need a shovel.
wereSOlittle
You dont have to be. You just gotta be a brave female with a turkey baster
ashipthatshipsshippingships
Can't say you're not into it if you haven't tried it.
RepresentativeOfNorway
Only one of the parts need to be into necrophilia for it to work ;)
Ladygreenwood
HA!
MeMeMeMeMeMeMeMeMe
Geeze, had billions but still too greedy and hateful to share any even after death. Maybe daughter did believe she was his, sex happens.
1mshadowbanned
You are not the father dance
ThePiedPiperofRuination
BanesOnAPlane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt2i0ts-uck
EatTacos
Seriously, once you're dead, what the fuck does it matter. Let her have a few million to keep her happy. What you gonna do with it?
haveyouheardabouttheseinternetmemes
Why does Imgur just fucking looooooove it when men don't have to pay child support? Like great, I'm all for justice, but you guys are 1
haveyouheardabouttheseinternetmemes
obsessed with this one specific example of it. 2/2
haveyouheardabouttheseinternetmemes
Thanks for downvoting me to help prove my point...
TheMightyMoto
Neat.
VigorousButtstuff
Every time I hear about a rich person challenging a paternity suit with good lawyer, I wonder how many child support cases Didn't have that.
MadMontyMN
I'd wager 90% of them
Diddykongkey
Daniel, I get what you're doing but we only need a vial of blood not a vat of semen.
Janusha
70% of black american males dont live with their kids. Why do they act as if they won the fucking lottery every time they are not the father
browniesftw
child support
Janusha
Sure... But that wasnt the point.
iamnotacola
The capitalization in this post is very cringey.
pentagoninformation
SeriouslyAwkward
my friends call it Gilf since you can still verbally say it. how would you pronounce gmilf D:
augieCakeFlyer
Brutal
TiGRIOSindustriesRnD
Zat is, a grandmas I woulds likes to *guitar squelch*
namiasdf
I gotta rewatch now
TiGRIOSindustriesRnD
Hey, Tokis, what is thats in your carts?
namiasdf
A library for food
m4gzy
WhatOhShitGif
Hey that’s me! +1
pauliexclusions
That guy's mouth is entirely too large.
TravDrinksBeer
There is never a time where I see this gif where I don't think that
oBusk
Lawrence is perfect what are you talking about
Oinchackolp
Cremosso
You should see his boobs
dingleberriesm8
Inheritance is the antithesis of meritocracy, just for the record.
myteenyverse
Well, no shit.
IReallyDuckedThisUp
Alexis de Tocqueville had some interesting things to say on this subject.
lanceconstablebluejohn
are you trying to tell me that falling out of a convenient vagina is not an accomplishment?!? nor the way one falls out
ToastDNA
Convenient vagina is my new band name!
samsonguy920
Sounds Heavy Alternative. Like if Alanis Morissette went metal.
Bundacious
wut?
Traja01
And yet the party of bootstraps and personal responsibility wants to eliminate the estate tax.
holdingthephone
The party of personal responsibility would be the Libertarians. They want to eliminate all taxes, so yeah.
Traja01
Well libertarians are bunch of idiots and I don't consider their political views legitimate if they truly want to eliminate all taxes.
LeisurelySoup
Honestly only ancaps do, but they're anarchists so what do you expect. Most libertarians just want to minimize government and taxes.
holdingthephone
Traja01
I respect it.
DonnaNobleHasLeftTheLibrary
Yes, but at the same time, most people want what's best for their children. So if I'm rich and have kids, of course I will want them (1)
Mdp2525
I agree with you (in reality) but as a thought experiment, I think it would lessen entitlement and arrogance.
DonnaNobleHasLeftTheLibrary
to inherit my wealth. Not my job, or anything else, but why wouldn't I want to try to give them a leg up. (2)
HelloMax
Well we have the right to dislike them for that.
FullCrimsonic
Your wealth is the lessons you've learnt over the years mate
DonnaNobleHasLeftTheLibrary
Additionally, it's my money, and I am allowed to do with it what I want. There's nothing wrong with wanting to leave it for my kids (3)
DonnaNobleHasLeftTheLibrary
Is that fair for people who aren't rich? No, but it would be equally unfair for anyone to tell me what I had to do with my own wealth (4)
Rivet95
I believe you just explained one reason why communism is antithetical to freedom. Not related to the content, but it's what came to mind. A+
DonnaNobleHasLeftTheLibrary
Just my two cents.
Mimsey
True. But an actual meritocratic system is inefficient because it ignores heritable traits and the tendency of money to flow to some.
ForgotMyOtherAcct
Hmm. How does a meritocracy ignore heritable traits? If there is something good which is genetic, it would cause good results in each
Mimsey
Because in a meritocracy parents would be taxed but their similarly talented/educated kids would re-earn the money. [1]
Mimsey
It's inefficient because workers, bureaucracy, etc, would all drain some of that money just to return it to the family. [2]
ForgotMyOtherAcct
Generation, no?
kmikl
Idea taken further: differentiate money from genetics.
GlowGreen
I think he's confusing meritocracy with... Whatever it is when those who work hard do well regardless of results
Mimsey
No. I'm saying that because intelligence and discipline are both moderately heritable and are the strongest 2 predictors of success... [1]
pervgoatee
Isn't doing well a result?
Mimsey
.. that a meritocracy that prevents kids from inheriting money is inefficient because the money just returns to the family. [2]
Mimsey
But it does not immediately return. It first gets cycled through multiple parties before the kids re-earn it. [3]
Mimsey
Each hand-off between the parents and the their children siphons off a little bit of that money, to pay for the system and its workers. [4]