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Dec 24, 2017 8:39 PM
justthetip1990
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DaenerysStormbornoftheHouseTargaryen
spaceymonkey
wuzzyvear
fartharder
Bob64
skisk8ride19
Have to give it Mark, he knows how to handle dem nipples...
dogmoind
One of those Lucas level cringe "why?!" moments.
phil1d
Let's be honest is is really less weird from an actual cow??
Schmuck4hire
Yes.
PeterPorkedHer
Plot twist: That's a male of the species
ILikeSciFi
Baycobacon
bravecatgaming
the christmas selfie we were all waiting for
nonCanadianGoose
If this is where blue milk comes from where the fuck were they on Tatooine. They were in the middle of a huge desert
imgur090
Why Rian Johnson.... Why?
removekarling
imgur090
LOL, thanks for the visual
Sowhatseverybodydoinglater
CookinOkie
Alright, real talk here. He's on an island with no visible fresh water source save for what I'm going to assume is the sacred water 1/?
CookinOkie
In the cave. This would be a legit way not only to get drinkable liquid, but proteins and vitamins needed for survival. Can't live off fish.
biggwhytey
I'm afraid you're preaching to simpletons, dear fellow.
rubberducky44
FowlMouth
dennissteinmann1960
...Damn right, I'll drink some more!
saracwhipple3
What movie is this from?! I must see it!!
furryfluff
Star wars last jedi it came like a week ago
km9v
I'll take "Things that didn't belong in The Last Jedi" for $500.
ThrowawayHBS
It’s an extensive list
Gnarrface
I'll take "This guy didn't grow up on a farm, like Luke Skywalker" for $600.
Tentrees
....Luke was raised on a moisture farm. He ranched water droplets, not cattle.
Cheomesh
Seems to fit perfectly well with all of the Luke-life stuff we see before Luke figures out what this girl's name is.
literallyacunninglinguist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mdm8rpv045U
The701
"In hollywood, remember, kids, it's not important if it's of high quality, only if it makes money."
The701
Disney's acquisition forms> Mhmmm.
IfItFitsInYourMouthItBelongsThere
Holy shit dude... that hurts.
Buckbeak1486
I need porn of her pretty bad!
FabulousAmpharos
matthewcw07
3nd3rwiggin
So what is the point of those creatures? They just wait around all day for whoever/whatever to drink their fill?
labyrinthconvention
ie space cow? Yeah I think you got it
JamesProton
Probably like any other animal that they're just resting. I mean look at cows, they're pretty docile.
MisterDoodle
Hypothesis in more than 140 characters --->
Spaceorbisgaming
Did we really need Luke milking this thing like what did it add to the story.
Daeyelle
I think you'll find a great many things in almost every movie don't add to the story, or even any story in the movie.
The701
"What do our fans like?" ][ "Well...aliens, and boobs, evidently." ][ "So what you're saying is.....yes, I know what we need to do."
QuasiIntellectualChimpanzee
It added his daily routine and showed the contempt he had for Rey’s attempt to guilt him or persuade him by following him around.
Slappy2016
Could’ve just eaten a raw fish or slurped up some bugs Hakuna Matata style instead of milking fat space elephant seal nipples. JS
TortillaThaHun
Why would the fish have to be raw? It's not like fire didn't exist on the island.
Slappy2016
Purely for the gross out factor.
Whatevertf
If you're looking for pure gross out factor, maybe a close up of dem distended seacow tiddies beats eating bugs.
oskar4498
Also a nod to the blue milk in 4.
Spaceorbisgaming
Sure but we didn't need to see him milking the thing also why did it have to look at ray. SWE8 was the worst movie so far.
matheydonekilledoldrando
Paasimus
Possibly the most unnecessary scene in the history of film making. The whole island skit was useless exposition.
imactuallypoopingrightnow
Someone make this greener with an upvote coming out of the bottle
BuddyAboot
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JarJarBinksKisser
I-...I really want to know what it tastes like.
ICampOntheFirstDate
Imagine a cow that ate mostly anchovies and brine shrimp. That.
whatupmyknitters
Quarko
Thank the Lord
aStubbornEdgeCase
recoveringengineer
MeowWoof
Ok, i just learned that my 12 year old thought it had 4 dicks and Luke drank its cum and i can't stop laughing.
C0mtraya
TheGrinchStoleYourShit
I feel like this didn't need to be in the movie
KraftyKev
Its only in because of neckbeards who said Luke couldnt live on the island without sustenance. They are just idiots with no creative minds
KraftyKev
who couldnt draw their own methods
JarJarBinksKisser
He was trying to gross Rey out. Get her to leave the island.
phil1d
Romans116
Oh yes it did!
Romans116
Symbolizes the shit that needs to get done to survive. Don’t you remember that TaunTaun?
Yormungandr
It was Luke's "Yoda moment".
JokeDestroyer
That's what I don't get about the complaints. This is so much what Yoda was like on Dagobah.
z3lfmoord
How
hanshotthird
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
When someone makes a shitty theater recording just for the reaction gifs
coreyjayb
Should have been real
Pseudosim
Lol son. Im not even here yo.
NotGarrusVakarian
Unfortunately nobody would survive that if it were real.
Cheomesh
It's a space fantasy movie, don't nit pick it.
NotGarrusVakarian
Thats not nitpicking, that spot was bombarded by 100s of laser shots for like 2 minutes, no one would survive that.
removekarling
Jedi and Sith survive much worse in Legends. Shouldn't surprise anyone if Luke could survive it.
kaboosh5353
I was scared it was gonna be some stupid CGI, Yoda flipping around kinda thing. I am glad it turned out to be Force Ghost.
ZAPZAPMOTHAFUCKA
Force projection.
kaboosh5353
Thank you lol I just made up some random name cause Im drunk and cant think of it klol
coreyjayb
The force ghost thing I thought was stupid. Why bother dodging lightsabers? We just wanted to see Luke fight.
kaboosh5353
I hate the Jedi, theyre always finding some way of not fighting like that. Just bring the Grey dudes out, get me hype
maincarrot
Because that would have deterred from his message. Get Kylo all riled up. Then hand him a kill that he still wasn't able to get.
Iamnotacreativeman
Hatches open and bombs drop... In space!
Luthasox
Also, they have a lighter ship.... Cause that makes sense in space.
donttrustthemoon
It could be that the bombship itself had fake gravity, therefore dropped and just didn't lose speed thanks to gravity.. But hey, star wars.
Schmuck4hire
That was odd, but I see it more as a "heh, that's weird" than a legit problem.
usrnm555
All ships have had interior artificial gravity since ANH. If bombs drop from inside a ship to outside, they'll keep travelling in that 1/2
usrnm555
direction. More importantly, though, SW has always been about naval battles in space. 'Real' space physics have never been applicable. 2/2
ForgeoftheWordsmith
A) Above a planet, so it could be accessing that minimal gravity, B) large objects like a star destroyer Dreadnaught probably has gravity (1
ForgeoftheWordsmith
C) Below the shielding of the Dreadnaught, since small shops can apparently pass through large ship shields, could be magnetized (2)
ForgeoftheWordsmith
D) It's a Star Wars movie.
Cheomesh
E) It's sci-fantasy, things don't have to make sense.
TheMajesticBongacorn
I didnt like that either, but physics: the bombs would accellerate under the grav of the bomber, then continue at that rate until it hits
TheMajesticBongacorn
also atmosphere shields are established in SW lore, so it bothers me less. still tho, bomb ports would make way more sense. bay is vulnerabl
MADrevolution
Star wars is more space fantasy than sci-fi. More lord of the rings in space than..well...Star Trek. These sort of things can be forgiven.
hanshotthird
...but only in the movies.
biggwhytey
Propelled by the artificial gravity of the bomber itself, because in Star Wars, that tech can fit in small craft. Come on.
tentaclefriendly
Also, late in the movie, long range blaster fire ARCS LIKE SHELLS
tentaclefriendly
Don't get me wrong, I loved the movie, but what the fuck
DonKeedik
But how did the bombs even hit...all ships are supposed to be shielded
lastskywalker
Theyre shielded from lasers. Physical objects can pass through.
Cheomesh
Which is probably how the fighters with Ren were able to blow up the cruiser's bridge.
Dispencer
Tie bombers dropped bombs in Empire.
Cheomesh
Weren't those energy spheres?
strideo
Too bad the First Order didn't know about Tie Bombers when pursuing the the resistance flag ship instead of chasing them for 16 hours.
Troteus
But that was an enormous asteroid with enough mass to create a gravity well though, not a cruiser sized ship
Gunner1198
They arc'd in energy blasts and they heard the ships exit hyperspace on the planet. Let's not bring physics into this movie.
biggwhytey
It makes sense that a ship exiting hyperspace could create gravity waves strong enough to cause vibration of the atmosphere, thr4 sound.
Perkunas687
Yeah, I looked around the theater like that Jaguars fan gif when the ships were heard entering space above the planet.
NAVYCMAN
Yeah, I thought that was odd too. But maybe the grav field on the dreadnaught extends that far?
Iamnotacreativeman
Then again it's a story about space wizards
CuriousFirefly
Yeah, and the fact that it's possible to get out-of-range of laser cannons....not because they fizzle out. But because they fire at and arc.
Pseudosim
Because, ya know, gravity in space is that strong.
Irradiatedchipmunk
They werent laser cannons, or there would be no travel time. Plasma or something idk
CuriousFirefly
Yeah but I was mostly pointing out that something fired in space would just keep going forever. Projectiles should not arc in space.
SexyPalpatine
Hamill became a suberb actor and they wasted him!
tbkelley1498
true, but could you imagine the uproar if the movie were about Hamill instead of the story?
Zeptis18
Well it wasn’t about the story either now was it?
SexyPalpatine
That would be fun to watch!
OneBabyOneHamburgerBun
Kind of did that with all of the characters in this one. Think there were maybe three lines of character development in the entire film.
IdeaOfLove
Plenty of snappy jokes, though! Hux mamma so fat!
OneBabyOneHamburgerBun
Wonder if the group that did the phantom edit for the prequels can make something coherent out of this hot mess.
TheEyeofRa
I thought the same thing
removekarling
Nah fuck that he was amazing in it.
HerpDerpelton
I thought he did much better in this one than the “whining about toshe station” character
SexyPalpatine
Yes and that's because he's a good actor but the Luke we know is not present anywhere in the film
removekarling
Of course, the Luke we know was absolutely not present in the Falcon talking with R2. Neither was the Luke we know reassuring his sister.
removekarling
Oh, and /s incase you actually think that
TortillaThaHun
Because he's aged and pretty much had his whole school slaughtered and burned so yeah, a little different.
lurklurkingmclurk
Lame and lazy writing, plot that has been use so many times before about a reluctant mentor.
TortillaThaHun
I mean you can criticize the plot device, but the original argument what that Luke had changed. And it wasn't without reason.
HeffalSnarksnGrumpzles
I think the change he underwent from the the old movies to the new is entirely plausible given his past
SexyPalpatine
That I'll give credit to, all the changes in personality that all characters have from the originals seem plausible 1\2
SexyPalpatine
But a kid scarring you to the point of literally becoming a hermit seems too much, yes that can happen but we all have 2\3