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Oct 6, 2018 9:15 PM
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BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
Former moderator here, can't do that anymore. You have to mutually like each other now to read messages, cuts down on bullshit like this.
Dyslexicbirch
Yeah you're not a nice person
fowlersleftfoot
With any luck she’ll figure out how much of scumbag you are before she gets hurt
MrSweaterVest
Proper use of a confession bear. Have an upvote, sir
PleasePMMeYourFeet
That’s ProfessorSweaterVest to you
glamsquanch
Yuck
Aingelproject667
Wolfshowl
D.E.N.N.I.S. System
TehSeksyManz
Fuck, I commented the same thing and then read this
LuckyMan9
As did I
ParanoidWithGoodCause
that's horrible +1
ActionJohnnie
That’s horrible. Taking notes.
ParanoidWithGoodCause
you shouldn't be taking notes i said horrible not whorable
becauseurwrong
Why do men who hate women this much even go near them? Ladies, can we just make their genes die already?
IdeaOfLove
No, because you'll rarely know how fucked up they are until it's over.
DostoevskyDisciple
as a man, people like him really disgust me, and yeah, you hit right on the head. its usually too late by then :/
jmckay83
FsImgur
Satan is alive and well. Cut him some slack, he got the guy a girlfriend for Christ's sake.
jmckay83
I am a fan of some of his work too, just calling it like I see it.
LuckyMan9
Way to demonstrate your value and nurture that dependence, OP.
girlwithasurprise
readgardentravelcook
That doesn’t work for sociopaths. Just sayin.
mksu
How long has Kirby known us now?
OptimusChristt
Long enough to know you're better than this
FancySharkDinnerParty
TotallyLost
Nice confession bear, but you’re a piece of shit.
DostoevskyDisciple
my exact sentiments
Hellboy86
BabblinOnandOnandOn
Went into comments looking for this
knowzaan
Step 3.. nurture dependence
Gastonisasociopath
The D.E.N.N.I.S system
ZoeyDate
Because of the implications
GreenYawgmoth
I hear he's got a great system.
miserablepileofsecrets
You’re not the master manipulator you seem to think you are, just a lying nuisance
CuteLukePatoot
Dude, go see a psychiatrist...
I0VE525P00GE
Damn...whether this is fake or not...someone thought of this shit and it’s dark as fuck
DostoevskyDisciple
and considering the amount of people in the world this had to have happen...at least once in real life
DinkiBoop
Hope you get played one day :) it will feel shitty
m12112112
Naw it'll be like 'well, shit. Next match then'. I'm def not condoning, just there's variety in nature and OP's still +ve to criminal.
Deaditequeenlivs
Emotional manipulation. What a lucky gal.
concemin
Sooooo dreamy!
discowitch
Cool cool cool that he’s been upvoted by 6k+ lads of imgur for it too. Top lad.
idunnotoast
I think it's more because of the confession bear actually being a confession bear for once
gravyandfries
I don’t think people are upvoting the idea of the action but the confession itself since ya know, confession bear.
SelectD4
So you're a real piece of shit?
BLUEPHENIX31
Wonder how many women gave up on the app because of your bullshit harrassment
HoneyGoatCheese
I did. I literally just deleted my account like two weeks ago because of douchebags like this
DostoevskyDisciple
i just wish more women could see this bullshit and not let it affect them like you did. as a man, I'm ashamed of what @op does. reall shitty
HoneyGoatCheese
The problem is it's not just one guy doing this sort of thing...
Mcknizzle
It only takes a few to ruin something nice for everyone
morvyd
Hopefully she realizes how shitty you are and leaves.
FrostyToes
How is your current relationship going?
dietderpsy
He still has her in the basement.
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McFluffySundae
So I take it not well?
DuchessGummiBunns
Mayokopp
OP spams this site with 20+ reposts a day, pretty sure neither of these things happened in his life
xVVitch
Karma
SharkOfAwesome
I’m pretty sure he’s just a shit-poster and none of this content is actually his
KrillinLikeAVillan
Congratulations, you are a literal sociopath, like a textbook example of a sociopath, you should probably seek help.
DostoevskyDisciple
and that's coming from a villain. that's when you know its legit
HerWords
I doubt this. You'll probably say and do anything for fake internet points, given your massive amount of posting in only 2 months.
RandomLinkingBook
As a regular of usersub, he's not the only one who shotguns newest with junk. His stuff makes it to the FP a lot, though. Dank memes I guess
dangerousmelon
Thank you for giving me some hope to latch onto.
RideTheStimutacs
Women get constant messages on dating sites, both shitty and flattering. One bad and one 'nice' message is barely a drop in the bucket.
4TheSDMB2C
If they even choose to read a message at all, considering how many they get.
McFluffySundae
I'd say 70% of the messages I get are from socially crippled guys that come off as creepy, 20% not interested in, the rest are guys 1/2
McFluffySundae
who want to fuck right off the bat or the occasional 1 or 2 cool guys I can really hit it off with. 2/2
HerWords
How about the massive % that just goes for "hi" after filling out your profile with all sorts of info to start a conversation on. Haha
Bakseed
I've seen the exact opposite from Tinder, then again why show people who don't conform to that norm.
McFluffySundae
Gotta love it. I usually give most a chance but a lot end up creepily over attached and stuff like dude I just met you I don't need saving
QRMSan
Wow, you're basically a piece of shit OP, aren't you?
WiggleMyDick
Your mom likes me
ghostreportingin
He's doing it again! He's going to respond to this with a nice comment about you next!
NICEUSEOFWORDSSIR
Well not at first... But she did the second time atleast
SteampunkNightmare
Fucking clever. +1
RoncoSnackWeasel3001
Is this a type of gaslighting?
Larrimus1
I don’t know if it’s gaslighting, but it’s definitely emotional manipulation of at least that magnitude.
RoncoSnackWeasel3001
Fair enough.
Throwaway0506
Not really. Gas lighting is convincing someone they are insane/unstable for your own gain. My ex made me think I was crazy and had me put 1/
Throwaway0506
Under psychiatric care bc I suspected him of cheating. He’d been having an affair for a year.
DostoevskyDisciple
whoa that is majorly fucked. honest question tho. why would go under psychiatric care just because of that? (if you don't mind answering)
Throwaway0506
No problem. He told me I was having “intrusive thoughts” and that I needed help, so he set me up with a psychiatrist. He said he thought 1/
Throwaway0506
I was having anxiety, depression, ocd (there’s a form of ocd that makes you obsessed with the idea that your so is cheating). I was 2/
Jasminewasmyheart
This is what scares me about trying online dating.
fandsor
I'm considering doing Bumble, but the horror stories of just any online dating make me nervous.
Jasminewasmyheart
A friend is trying to get me to use bumble or coffeemeetsbagels, but I'm 6 months out of long thing and maybe not ready? or just scared.
fandsor
I've never been in a serious relationship so I have zero advice. I have no idea where to go to meet singles other than online dating.
Jasminewasmyheart
Yeah, meeting people is tough, not matter how you slice it. Especially at 40. Eep.
fandsor
Bumble can also be used to find friends, not just for serious relationships. I might do that if I move to another city.
Needmorecowbell
Damn that's some sociopath level stuff right there
Allthegoodnamesweretakenbeckygod
Take your thousandth up vote you bastard... your welcome.
Allthegoodnamesweretakenbeckygod
You're *
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
Ex moderator here, retards like this are part of why the site ended up like it did
FirstAidPoetry
Yeah but why did it hire them instead of you?
iHveNoCleverName
Its a full Dennis
TheDrunkenWrench
*Rick voice* That's just negging with extra steps!
rakusjo
Ah i see you also use the d.e.n.n.i.s. system
morphis
This is why I'm so trusting of my fellow humans
estenoestaocupado
ZMan2TheMAXinSPACE4000
Dennis? DENNIS?!?
tatches
Came here for the Dennis comments.
SKANKLES
With premeditation and organization, I'd peg him in the psychopath category.
Illuminasseryseriously
Don’t you judge those willing to be champions for their methods.
HungarianOxPenisInABlender
Doesn't matter had sex and probably found someone to spend time with.
totallycooldude
*somebody to psychologically torture.
Dranton12
Sounds like modern marketing to me.
ozjuggler
Not much different to marketing from 1920s. e.g https://rlv.zcache.com/svc/view?design=a45b9bbf-7d76-492c-9c97-e96dadc43e13&max_dim=1024
skysailor93
Same same
DorkJedi
RandomMemmer
Fits perfectly.
Bakseed
This is ripped off a greentext.
DorkJedi
check the dates. Greentext ripped off the comic.
Bakseed
https://external-preview.redd.it/E3kXFmBr2HwjDKBk5GXYfQj82xnNEctU4VyLnCqh_DU.jpg?s=80dcc4d2e798cadf5450c0f57dc20211ed373709
ktbow94
It’s similar to the D.E.N.N.I.S system
scooter2615
I use MAC...move in after completion.
mastertrav666
Then I come in after you for the scraps.
AlligatorLoki
It’s all about the implication
Juicytoast
What's the Dennis system? Because I actually know someone named Dennis who would definitely do this.
OrangeFlavours
In it's always sunny, he basically makes himself looks good, tricks them into going to his place, does them, ignores them, repeat last 2.
ktbow94
The idea is that you mess with their emotions but it makes them think you are the good guy so they always take you back no matter what
jo136942
Secure ppl don't do either ...give or accept.
LasciviousHedgehog
Sociopath on "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" who manipulates women, think Barney Stinson but darker
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CountSonny
I think we all do, actually.
ktbow94
Demonstrate value, Engage physically, Nurture dependency, Neglect emotionally, Inspire hope, Separate entirely
Brodyisbeast101
D- Demonstrate Value E- Engage Physically N- Nurture Dependence N- Neglect Emotionally I- Inspire Hope S- Separate Entirely
fbutt09
Well googled and copied/pasted for us, thanks!
Diabolic7e8
Operational117
Me reading through the list:
ZorkManZeroX
That's a really long way to say abusive
jo136942
Then these assholes abuse these women's kids because the women allows it because they have low self esteem...wow. Human garbage.
onlyhalfghost
It's Cult Recruitment 101.