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Oct 19, 2017 4:53 PM
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ElegantKitty
Yeah as long as taking pics were a thing there are nudes. We've got nudes of ancestors and it's weird af. Also weird things, too.
tarataqa
#1 I'd fuck both!
Grrrg
thicc
poopnpee
I don't believe you.
EmperorVenik
So are you going to show us ggmas tatas?
Captainplanetmotherfucker
Where does this idea of people acting perverse only recently come from?
BreadyStinellis
It's always been that way. Just like every new generation doesn't know how good they have it, things were always better in my day.
EchoRBPSD
Difference being they were a secret for 100 years.
xrufus7x
distribution was way harder back then.
Cela84
When my Grandma died, we were cleaning out her area and found a photo grandpa sent to her during the war. Strategically placed helmet.
HiggsBosonYoFace
Yup.
TheFreezingSwede
Damn Liz you nasty
idfuckme
Ummm..no one "came over" on the titanic.
bestdamnusername
Heck with the tickets, how much for the nudes?
GonzoRunner
Pics or it didn’t happen.
Timeandrelativedimensionsinspaghetti
We've all been there. Word to the wise, the hardest part about jerking it to your great grandmother is reburying her afterwards
TungstenOrbital
Oh that is a mix of gross and hilarious
jadedashell
And fake
darksamus8
TungstenOrbital
AllTimeTired
Not as good but we found 8mm film with grandparents making out at the family Christmas. Every gift open, all couples deep throating tongue
RG1980g1mp
The difference is that your grans pics were not exposed to the world, just her. the photographer and the husband.
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
Because if they got out her reputation would be destroyed and she might have even have gone to prison because, you know, sex.
iamthisguy247
That's hilarious. You should totally post those online somewhere. You know for the laughs.
Cortezdelanoche
I'm gonna go ahead and...dot this...
Primaltiguere
Googled 1890 nudes, was not disappointed. It actually does exist.
DenaliRaven
Disgusting! I mean where would someone even do that? So I can not look there!
DukeDarkwood
You know, one of those vintage porn sites.
The22ndDoctor
Joshuafredlund2
Gotta love Fat Mac
SmellOfMonkey
Mac, is that you?
myfirstaccountwasshadowbanned
nah he's gay
grinner
Hah! As if having more access to technology means more people will use it and more often! Outlandish!
gendeates
Grandma's nudes during 2090 will have color. That makes a big difference.
feastmode
Not compared to the holograms kids will be sending each other
The22ndDoctor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4op-K_4s6o&t=170
ElbowDeepInMythicalCreatures
Those poor bastards arent going to be able to play camera angles to make it look larger
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
What about 3D printed nudes?
ASDFFDSAASDFASDF
how do you find just the right angle to misrepresent your attractiveness with a hologram?
ohjohnboy
4th dimension
VadFanRickard
We'll have Holoshop 3D for that.
gendeates
gendeates
Oh yeah, the holograms. Then our digital media would need our old ass tech to run it. Cuz not compatible w/ their future tech.
OmgOptimized
2090's grandma's nudes will be interactive VR snippets.
OwwMyButt
Can confirm. VR porn is already a thing I work on. It will soon just be commonplace.
bloodsplatBOOM
Your username seems disturbingly relevant.
OwwMyButt
Oh believe me. It once was.
Marcster01
Work Story please?
OwwMyButt
I could, though my work covers a lot of ground. I’m basically freelance pussy. I enjoy it though.
TheHornyCactus
Because there is a chance I've watched a video you worked on since vr is amazing thanks :P
iLikeHockey
@op pics or it didn't happen
RobinYiff
Normy08
Bet money he beat it to those nudes.
Lahoura
You think you're parents or even grandparents don't have pics like that? Just cause they didn't have digital doesn't mean it wasn't possible
somepersondoingsomethings
The point was that it was kept private. Not posted on Facebook.
Lahoura
Well that's because the internet wasn't really a thing back then, they would have done it too. The only difference it's technology has grown
somepersondoingsomethings
If you told them they could post these so that thousands of people could see most would say no. It is a matter of technology shaping culture
somepersondoingsomethings
But people aren't the same throughout it. Times change and people change as different factors affect them.
wantednokes
P-Pics or it didn't happen...
aaburrbeard
Back in 1890 didn't you have to stay still for like 5 minutes for the picture to develop properly?
WherePoetryComesToDie
No. Shutter speeds had reached 2-3 secs by 1850, and less than a second by 1890. See also: the first Kodak camera.
Bendercrackedcorn
And then have a professional develop it for you...
aaburrbeard
I hope that story is real then
WherePoetryComesToDie
You say that like people didn't take dirty snapshots before the advent of digital. Old photo lab techs used to see a lot of nudes.
Corona688
1880 is around when photo film started getting sensible exposure times. The negatives were probably glass plates, though.
B99Reactions
People have not always been like that just cause you said you found some pictures on an envelope
Stuey1221
Don’t google GGG, google won’t take that as great great grandmother and it’ll link you to something you hope to god she didn’t do.
hammersquirrel
Betty & Annette
Daeyelle
German goo girls, the first porn site I visited
storebrandproductmascot
I got Girls Go Games, an urban dictionary result, and a Kazakhstani middleweight champion boxer nicknamed GGG.
votfgz
Graco inc. stocks?
Pikka
Good Guy Greg right here...
boshbashbish
I got loads of Boxing shite.
ASDFFDSAASDFASDF
google tailors your results based on past search history. what have you been typing into it?
TurtIeproof
@OP's furry probably learned to use profanity
TurtIeproof
*Furby. Yikes.
HavocCurse
I googled GGG and it linked me Gennady Gennadyevich Golovkin, a Kazakhstani professional boxer. The fuck did you get, pray tell?
Stuey1221
You don’t wanna know. Or you might, one woman getting a special facial from numerous men
HavocCurse
Is that all? Aw man, I thought it would be something really salacious. How tame.
LinkWieldsTheTriforceOfCourage
I'm actually surprised that doesnt lead you to Grinding Gear Games, creators of Path of Exile, since it's gotten so big these days.
Johnsky
So... He mailed her nudes back to her?
Epinephilim
Even better, he saved them. 1890's spank bank.
jadedashell
GG GGG
The22ndDoctor
He had his local scientist friend make photographic replicas for himself and others.
Earlkay
Or he asked her to come over
IllusivePanda
Be there in 10 to 15 weeks ;) -1890s lady, probably
liesuponlies
"Dearest Ophelia, I am a good Christian man and your harlot like antics are why I left. I return your tawdry photos with my disgust."
TheSexiestRaccoonEver
But he was her husband? And he was the wayward one?
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
You don't see many Ophelias nowadays.
Huskey27
She visited Ireland a few days ago
Bahiano1993
Goddamn this made me laugh so fucking hard
Johnsky
Sincerely, Jebediah, first order of MGTOW.
isildur
*Looks up "MGTOW"* ... oh lord. Brings to mind a certain Aesop's fable regarding grapes...
MFuzzySmock
Begone, thot
TheLetterKay
If course he claimed 1 got damaged so he discarded it.
SmellOfMonkey
Please forgive that they are stuck together, i must have spilled my porridge on them while rushing to finish breakstenfast before hastening>
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
Breakstenfaast?
SmellOfMonkey
Making up words :)
SmellOfMonkey
to confessional.
pugofstardock
Photos from 1890 are nothing you just made, they had to be done by a pro and you had to sit still for some minutes.
pugofstardock
So she would have had to go to a photograper and let a stranger make these pics. Not very common in those days.
WherePoetryComesToDie
This is wrong. The first snapshot camera by Kodak was sold in 1888. Exposure time was less than a second by then.
pugofstardock
The Kodak brownie was introduced in 1900. Kodaks patent for roll film was 1888.
pugofstardock
If you refer to the Kodak n1 from 1888 (or 1889?) the whole cam had to be send to Kodak for developing. Not something you do with those pics
WherePoetryComesToDie
I am referring to the N1. And I don't see why not. People had random photo techs develop their nudes for decades before digital.
WherePoetryComesToDie
In any case, my point was your assertion that people had to sit still for minutes or photos had to be done by pros was just flat-out wrong.
remnancy
You think people back then didn't take nudes?
TurtIeproof
Vintage porn is the best. I've seen a photo of a man with an obscene moustache and the biggest shit-eating grin, balls-deep in a hussy.
Sheldonian
People took nudes before photography was even a thing, come on
notashill
How long after the first camera was invented do you think the first dickpic was taken. If you figure time for setup long exposure time. 1
notashill
45min to an hour
SpecialProjectY
People took nude photos, even selfies but they didn't post them all around the world along with personal info.
hibsta
No, people didn't want to see nudes until now. *sarcasm*
NightlinerSGS
People took nudes since shortly after photography was invented... and before that were drawings.
Caniac
Dana Delaney invented the selfie on October 26, 1881 in Tombstone AZ. But then Ike Clanton ruined her post
DarkGnosis
Within a year of the invention of the Daguerreotype one of his assistants was arrested for selling obscene pictures on the Paris streets.
spLagger
I highly doubt that it's with any similar frequency. How can people forget how prude many people were and how public respect was a big deal.
xrufus7x
People were still pretty damn dirty. This is evident in like all art forms. It was just more likely you would be severely punished if 1/2
xrufus7x
2/2 outed as opposed to now where we can make jokes about maintaining eye contact while masturbating to determine who is gayer.
remnancy
People back then were pretty naughty it was the 1950's where it started
spLagger
Sure there's always naughty people, but it just isn't the same. Just google 1950's bathing suit.
FeckItImAubreyPlazaNow
Did you forget about the Victorians?
msa011
People like to think that. They like to think that "old times were better" because "back in the day people had class". Yeah, BS like that.
GilaMonsieur
Nudes existing in the past doesn't mean every past culture is equivalent to ours now.
remnancy
If you're white and have selective vision the past seems better
msa011
Pretty much
ohjohnboy
The past was shit. We just take so much for granted now that we don't realize
pandro
I wouldn't have lived past age 3 without antibiotics. And generally, child mortality was high and death in childbirth was a risk.