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Oct 4, 2016 5:58 PM

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Finally I found a way to take a picture of my black cat.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like "you look like a bucket of sloths" would sound mad insulting when in fact it just mean that you're adorable AF.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not convinced that is not in fact gigantic lobster and we're doomed

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

For your reacting pleasure. http://imgur.com/EQHVfA6

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Trump's ancestors

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Everyone go put flour on your cats - I want more.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Are you fucking sorry??!!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fruit of the Loom is trying to get new recruiys before they get "dated"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know exactly how big that reporter is.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*applause +1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a crawfish in a bucket, not a lobster

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The "reporter wears X to defend" Is the problem with the media right there. He is taking sides in the story which he's not supposed to do.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

There's some Brown Cardigan flavour swirled through this dump.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Esther the wonderpig! <3

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Deer*

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gorilla glue should make a Harambe addition.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 is absolutely a micro pig. real pigs are the size of cows.

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

If you don't research the pet you are buying you totally deserve the surprise.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"real pigs". Wait.. micro pigs aren't real?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Modern heavily genetically modified farm pigs are that big. But those from a few centuries ago and some now are smaller.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 8

p much no modern farm pigs are genetically engineered

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

what does this have to do with anything?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Totes dorb.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My brother was at the library recently and found a movie called Butter. He looked inside and someone had put another movie inside. 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

He sighed and said, "I can't believe it's not Butter."

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

srsly dude?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No, I think it's a pun /s/

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Has anyone pointed out yet that all flying mosquitoes are female and the males don't fly?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#10 why would you tweet that? That is premeditated fraud.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

because people that do that sort of thing aren't the sharpest tools in the shed? just a guess.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what are jokes

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was that shia la beouf in the "i love my dogs" image?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That one kind of near the top is literally me

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

which one

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's like 3/4 ish

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"kind of near the top"

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#2 Your cat looks the villain in a shitty nineties movie about a Voodoo Serial Killer.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The reported was graped.

9 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 2

Right in the mouth!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Reporter: What's your favorite type of grape Tyrone?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tyrone: gangrape

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Oct 12, 2016 11:51 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Man you got people way more embarrassing than the grapist up there. DC has that whole "Congress" nonsense.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's brilliant, not embarassing!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lost it straight away. This'll be fun.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How adorable

9 years ago | Likes 599 Dislikes 10

I'm always late making the would-be top comments. Errytime.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

When you disguise your emotional pain in a mediocre dump

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Peepoh will do da thin u don lyk even if u say "no i don lyk dat" Dis quot means the everyting

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just4u

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

/r/im14andthisisdeep

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And, of course, the token emo shitpost pic inexplicably yet invariably contained within every funny image dump.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

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9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This can be a self fulfilling statement too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't you just love it when adults pretend like they're emotionally ok by insulting teenagers for having sappy emotions

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I know adults that still act like this. It's usually the entitled ones.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's the manipulative ones.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It's my ex bf.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My ex husband. 'I'll get you killed'.....'How dare you tell people I threatened you.' WTF?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Geez. :(

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh lawdy. The truth is in the pudding.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is the most teenage quote I've ever read.

9 years ago | Likes 226 Dislikes 12

Basically a post comprised of stuff made by angsty adolescents.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Only a child would be so naive as to have never met adults like this.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

There's more angst in that image that a MCR concert...

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

You made me blow more air out of my nose than normal

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah I don't get how that's adorable either.

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

Source is listed as Adorable Quotes all jokes aside.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No seriously. What kind of site called adorable quotes has that on ot?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was quoted from a cuddly baby panda that was just pushed off a slide by his sister, and then she fell on him.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That is a micropig, normal pigs are gigantic

9 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

I was thinking that too.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Does having a pet pig in the house make it awkward when you're eating pork? I have no reference point for this (have dogs but never ate dog)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Micropig aka what pigs were until the last few centuries due to horrific human genetic modification.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 17

Christ you make it sound like a CIA black project. Breeding the fatties together for a couple hundred years will do that. Look at Americans.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Niceeeeee

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sorry, selective breeding over thousands of years is not "genetic modification"

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Tell that to the banana /s

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

jokes on city folks for failing to realize that micropig means 250lb instead of 600

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

holy shit I weigh 440 pounds and I thought I was way heavier than any pig

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd like to hear more from #4

9 years ago | Likes 115 Dislikes 3

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9 years ago (deleted Nov 7, 2016 6:24 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

this one's even on vacation in the Bahamas surfing. Even has money for two gopros.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Nov 7, 2016 6:19 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I feel ya, stuck behind a desk 24/7. My solace is you fine folk here. I'll pour one out for you this weekend!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nvm. She's got her own website: http://www.estherthewonderpig.com

9 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Wait a frickin minute. Who gave you permission to just go out and find out more about something on your own? That's not how it works >

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

> around these here parts. You are supposed to wait for OP to deliver a source. People these days, I swear...*rolls eyes*

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You know that "I get my points from commenting, it's honest work?" quote? You just earned some fuckin' points ma man!

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I want a pig to hang out with my dog

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a pretty common scam, for the record. There's no such thing as a micropig. They're all just piglets.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Wait so exploding teacup pigs are fake!?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Depends on how literal you want that description to be....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Buying what you think is a puppy but it turns out to be just a sack of pubic hair is a scam. With this, you still end up with a pig-friend.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

there are micropigs, actual pigs are immense, they can grow as big as a cow. His pig is in fact a micro pig, one of the smallest breeds.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

ie: that's small, for a pig.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you! File this under common-knowledge-that-isn't-as-common-as-it-should-be.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most people have never seen real adult pigs. Even movies use piglets much of the time because pigs are terrifying full grown.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry, I know there are smaller pigs, but when lay people hear 'micro pig' they think like 25lbs max. That doesn't exist

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I would love to find a dump of all the great Pokémon mashups. If someone could supply one of those I would pay them one upvote.

9 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 5

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Slowtails is beautiful. I silently giggle-jiggled so I didn't wake my hairy man-thing.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is such thing g as great Pokémon mashups?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

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9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Check my favorites, there are at least 5-6 in there, some also with amazing fan art.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Recents favorites, don' go past page 3, none there.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

"Don't go past page 3......... please........." Because of the dodgy porn you have saved? You filthy perv. Thanks!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Leave my doggy porn alone!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh wait... dodgy... I guess that makes more sense, no doggy porn there at all...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"God doesn't hate anyone." Did anyone read the old testament?

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

eh if i recall right, when the word hate in the bible is literally translated. It comes out closer to something like less prefered. (1/2)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Though as for the other stuff. i think that was about how bad sinning was considered to be before jesus came.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Your parents don't hate you, and yet they still punish you.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

My parents don't murder me and all my relatives for breaking a rule they never told me.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

He doesn't hate them, He loves them to death.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Of cooourse.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I only commit genocide out of love. Only religious people can believe that shit with a straight face.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

Genocide to the ant is pest control to the human. Love and hate have nothing to do with it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which is why I don't like using lots of pestkillers.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Jesus one is extra silly because Yahweh is what historians think the name of God was according to ancient jews

9 years ago | Likes 240 Dislikes 14

Yaweh is like saying stop it dude in spanish

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well its a bit stronger than dude, it's like halfway between f*cker and idiot

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Studied in comparative religion (training 2B multicultural shaman). Name of God in Hebrew is not meant to be said. God is perfect; man not.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yaoi?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also helps to imagine him having this voice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yxVG46ZYrg

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: another name for God is El Shaddai, which is typically translated to "Almighty one" but can also be "Large-breasted woman."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Really changes the way you read the Old Testament.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's all made up and changes over time and among groups. You can't say someone is more or less right about religious belief.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

You can about the historical documents and what they have to say on the matter.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It was. When Moses asked what to call him to the Egyptians at the burning bush, God said Yahweh. Fun fact, its actually spelled YHWY.

9 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 4

YHWY reads like some show everyone's been watching.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God like "Good luck pronouncing that shit, Mo."

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

YHWY and alternatively, JHVA are tetragrammatons for Yahweh and Jehovah

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought YHWY was his stock ticker.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

The Shepherd of Wall Street

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

That's just because Hebrew is written without consonants since it's an abjad. Yahweh is a more accurate rendering based on the diacritics.

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

You mean without vowels, right? Then scribes added vowel points much later to preserve the sound of words they'd been taught. Am I close?

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Ah balls. Yeah I meant without vowels. What a brain fart. You're exactly right.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Wow, Team RWBY and JNPR have some competition

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's not spelled YHWY. It's spelled איות יהוה

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually those were the only characters left after the temple was destroyed. Look up the lore of Hanukkah.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 3

Wait, you're saying that vowels were destroyed along with the Temple? Like, the Hebrews kept all of their vowels in a building or something?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Transliteration. Yud hay vav hay. Sorry that's the best I can do.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

No weh.

9 years ago | Likes 137 Dislikes 0

Ya, guey.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Underrated comment of the day

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yahweh

9 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 1

I'm sincerely not sure whether I'm missing a joke or is this really not commonly taught in schools? I'M FROM THE EUROPE BITS.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I mean I'm from the US and I thought it was fairly common knowledge.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's not taught in the US either outside of maybe history or religion classes. Another fun fact: Jesus Christ's Hebrew name was Jeshua.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Technically, Yeshua. Which is actually Joshua when you anglicize it. So Greek Jesus = English Joshua #yesimsayingjesus'nameisjosh

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm seeing some arguments here, so I'll clarify: ancient scholars intentionally misspelled his name because it was sin to use his 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Yup! True...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No. Not true. It's bullshit that comes from a misunderstanding of the Jewish tradition of saying Adonai instead of איות יהוה

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I appreciate the clarification and correction. My bad for not being as well-read on the subject. I meant no offense, truly. Peace...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No. Ancient scholars wrote the name just fine, but don't SAY the name when reading the Torah because of that reason. Just ask someone Jewish

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Name in vain, so they figured the best thing was not let people know his name at all to make it so they can't.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Whenever the Torah said YHWH, they said Adonai.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That's the difference in the Bible between "Lord" and "LORD".

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Not confusing at all.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I spent several thousand bucks in a worthless Jewish Bible Study class in college & that's actually the 1 thing my brain retained.

9 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

Hey, hey, hey. I have a Bible/Lexicon. It's pretty cool... No, no not really I'm just a nerd.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Really? I just grew up religious, you save a lot of money on things like that when your high school offers Seminary classes in curriculum.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Username checks out

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Had no choice, credit filler course. Thanks Obama.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Well, the Jews have like 70 something names for God to my knowledge.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They have a crapton of terms to refer to him, but saying the actual name Yahweh is basically taboo

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, they spell it without vowels, same with God, they'll hypenate it to G-d as a sign of respect.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's the FCC actually. Proof: G-d d-mn it!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They spell it without vowels in Hebrew because Hebrew doesn't have written vowels. The hyphen in G-d being out of respect is correct, though

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually sometimes it does, depending on when it was written. Also if they're writing in English they'll still put the dash

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0