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Apr 29, 2016 1:12 AM
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Duskiewastaken
that's not 1D
Plastefuchs
"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn" is still the best universal caption for any New Yorker Catoon.
HessianGhost
Christ, what an asshole.
DreamyDaniel
The fact Trump's campaign even got this far has made me abandon what little faith I had left in the US. As an American, shit's embarrassing.
turmosoritilaatio
#10 This one I can relate to.
WholeLeeSmokes
Bravo @op. Well done, well done indeed.
Zehobbit
Thank you!
Nevawinta
DelusoryX
Right, next stop, Mexico!
Lordpidomort
8 looks an auful lot like Bob Mancolf's* office.
AlexImguram
#8 seems very useful. Favourited.
spaceasaurus
I favorited for the New Years resolution one. Going to totally use that next January.
CowsSecretlyGuzzleWine
Technically 1D should be a dot right?
chisox22
a dot (or point) has no dimension
crushrollandspreadlove
1D is a line, only one degree of freedom, front or back movements only, so line, yea.
Anatoos
Actually it'd be more like a straight line
ZombieEinstein
#5 am I the only one bothered that 1D is still 2D? Yes? Ok.
CallOfBacon
You need 1D?
nonsensicrat
What about the 3D then? It's a picture on your screen after all.
zflazeda
It's not the door you're suppose to look at, the room
iWasSayingBooerns
yeah. No objecttions to a duck talking on a cell phone but a 1D door sets them right off. Nevermind the fact that you cand draw 1D... ever
kahlzun
No, annoyed me too
iWasSayingBooerns
if you think too hard about any joke, you're going to have a bad time
gloone
Um no actually most jokes make coherent sense.
iWasSayingBooerns
Well, maybe the New Yorker isn't your speed. Try sticking to the cartoons in Maxim.
gloone
You're the one who said jokes that require thinking are bad. Kinda contradicted yourself there, didn't you? You colossal muppet.
iWasSayingBooerns
i like smart cartoons, all i said was that if you analyze and critique it to the nth degree, you're loosing sight of what it's suppoed to be
Kurianichi
1D is just a point
ZombieEinstein
No, its a line. a point is a point. Point(undefined)>Line(1D)>Plane(2D)>Field(3D)>hypercube(4D)>etc
iWasSayingBooerns
you can't draw a line with only one dimension. It's impossible. End of story
TheJerkWithaMouth
One dimension IS the line. Jesus.
iWasSayingBooerns
a line is 1D, yes. In practice, you cannot draw something 1D because it will have thickness.
ZombieEinstein
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-dimensional_space
iWasSayingBooerns
ok, draw me a line right now with only length, and no width. I'll wait. 1D is a concept, not somehting that can be achieved physically
gloone
You're right that it's a line, although you can say a point is 0D. And fields don't have to be 3D. After plane it's just called 3-space, etc
ZombieEinstein
0D is undefined space. Its a truly imaginary concept.
gloone
It's no more imaginary than 1D space or any other mathematical space. 0D space has a rigorous mathematical definition.