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Jun 23, 2018 7:34 PM
rubythomas19855
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thifrigene
Looking after yourself, exercise, eating well, plastic surgery, lots of money... So many ways.
FireInTheHoleBitch
Men age like wine, women age like bread
DisgruntledFerret
That's the benefits of removing evil ghost radiation caused by an evil space alien from your body.
Holinyx05
When you're worth half a billion vs when you probably haven't had an acting job since 1986
HmmICantThinkOfACleverUsernameRightNow
No, just a good plastic surgeon.
IOpenMouthKissedAHorse
Lots and lots and lots of money
DannyGreeneArtonIG
She didn’t hit the wall- the wall hit her.
AntiCircleJerker
No. Work ethic, dedication to taking care of himself and a want to remain in shape has prolonged his appearance. Nice repost, btw.
Dionysus187
Indentured slaves provided by Scientology can be a huge help.
memesis
She turned in a great performance in the zombie/vampire film "Stake Land". She's not hanging off helicopters but is still fun to watch.
oshkoshmygosh
Money, genetics, healthy lifestyle.
eddewarde
He's 5 years younger, and has no soul.
SugarTitillates
Well shes 5 years older than him. If that counts..
SleepyGoose
She is just over weight and has grey hair. If she exercised and dyed her her she would look young too
ChowGozen
See Kids!! Your Grandma was smokin' hot!!!
deskspud
money, vanity
HapaxxLegomaniaxx
Dude takes his physical health seriously.
newsguycraigevans
That's how he makes his money. It's not that hard to figure out.
GuyWithDog
Random everyday picture versus a promo shot seems like fair comparison. Where's the guy who did convincing before and after pictures on the
GuyWithDog
same day, just minutes after eachother
excepttheoneswhoaredead
You can have your blood drawn and stored when you're young, then get transfusions when you're older to help you stay young. He did.
PrincessWasabi
Saucy sauce ?
Ascupart
No you can't. Blood has a shelf life. After a few weeks it begins to degrade, hence the constant need for blood donations.
lenomdeplume
lenomdeplume
erikleorga
Kelly McGillis is 60, and struggling with health issues. Tom, on the other hand, sleeps in a tupperware container.
SociallyAwkwardCanadianMoose
+1 Tupperware
ionlyspeakthetruth
Or you could not use the worst possible pic for her
goofgoose
She’s been reclusive since the movie. She had a rare public appearance last week, and this was the photo taken.
spaceisneat
Also, I'd be willing to guess his success has afforded him a trainer, a chef, a stylist, makeup artist, etc etc
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
And a great stay at Gold Camp
VioletMoonRising
yeah, that's why stars never get fat.
EvillBob
Retarded amounts of money does that.
badomenbaddercompany
Aka fuck you money.
KleanTopia
Yeah, you just eat your pizza and burgers then rub the money on your gut and *bam* a six-pack
GingeraffeTW
Well I mean, don't spend 8 hours a day working for somebody else, and suddenly you have time to work out constantly.
zma123456
Plastic surgeons and magicians hate this one trick! Learn how you can stay beautiful by excercising!
nooowhaaaat
And having a full glam squad
justvenomcake
Step one have a private chef.
heXonyou
I promise Tom has never had plastic surgery
TolstoyTheFox
That's why they hate him.
Mumalot
yea, would you trust someone-that-hates-you to operate on you?
TheNoirAntagonist
I mean he does go climbing in his spare time. all his stunts for years were done by himself when possible. Climbing gets you in shape.
usersubbordercontrol
Staying healthy makes you look better longer
RepostFromLastWeek
He spent an insane amount of effort to learn to skydive better just to do the stunts properly, himself, for the next MI movie.
ThatGuyWhoThinksEveryoneIsAPineapple
He still does all his own stunts.
PhilipJFryIII
Maybe not anymore after he broke his ankle in the new mission implssible
ThatGuyWhoThinksEveryoneIsAPineapple
Wait, he did? Oh dear.
PhilipJFryIII
Yeah the scene is in the trailer too, it's when he jumps between two roofs
historycat
SuperTurboChargedRudeBoi
Thought it was Mac and Dennis
HmmICantThinkOfACleverUsernameRightNow
Are you really a cat? The rest seems to check out.
Spacebandit
BigLizardInYourBackyard
Dude this movie is the raddest
TCooley79
Agreed. The book (and the entire series) is really great.
TheRealRomeo
What's it called?
Flixster
Interview with the Vampire
chakaru111
Meh. Lestat was much more fun in the books, the movie concentrates too much on the drama
theboned1
Simple, don't get fat.
Molvanian
Yeah. Honestly I'm sure if she'd stayed fit she'd probably look MUCH better.
Senddankmemeshere
That and make sure you use hilights in your hair.
MistressPippa
He has the money to pretend to be young. Its not a fit or fat thing, its cash.
BrokeMyFunnyBone
What do you think the money goes into..?It's not like he can buy years like in that movie. He pays for things and services that keep him fit
ocdmn
I'll look worse than I am right now if I have his money lol
Nostradamuswaswrong
He's also pretty godsdamned fit.
ThailandExpress
its easy when you have several personal trainers,dietitians,chefs,maids,and dont have to work everyday(except when filming)and a private gym
VioletMoonRising
Most stars at his level are more busy than your avg white collar worker. Also he works out solo and without help.
Nostradamuswaswrong
Yes, he's fucking rich, and it's his job to be healthy, ripped, and beautiful, so he spends money making sure he's good at it.
cbjfan
And have a tooth in the exact center of his face
Wafflesama
I had never noticed...
cbjfan
And now you will never not notice
pshym
Yeah once you get to level Z-12 you get the placenta baths and virgin blood injections with the Zorbit cosmic treatment
thematman92
Is this a joke or is going clear getting a sequel where shit gets real?
VultureTX
hey that why he pays millions in Tithes to the Co$
USD1
As weird as the world has been lately I don't know that you're kidding.
RootAccess
pfft placental baths should at least be from cloned placenta, how else you gon get that juicey goodness without blood poisoning
Hurcster
I oddly enough believe this
IntrepidGamer
I’m a level 5 laser lotus, can confirm.
multibeasthillsdale
It’s not Zorbit it’s Norbit.
dbanner5
Sounds sexy
Metalspinningjesus
That must be it
belortik
Stem cells would work better.
Barkinsons
Hail Zoltan!
wolfman492
And the scary thing is... no one knows if this is a joke or not
heXonyou
I know, and it is a joke.
McScotcherson
My thoughts exactly
jnoahj
OT-7 is his actual level. Did a huge paper on cults while studying religion in college.
jnoahj
inb4 some neckbeard tells me "all religions are cults." Not everything you dislike is inherently abusive.
PhilliBandit
Is that a high rank?
jnoahj
Second highest. Only L Ron Hubbard has ever made it to OT-8 as far as anyone in the organization believes.
PhilliBandit
Thanks for the reply! Didn’t know he was THAT involved
middlehead
Also, her entire life has sucked. She's got a lot of reasons to not give a shit.
horsetrot14
The fact that this has been on the front page twice now makes me angry about imgurians.
darkwingduckInaMiniSkirt
Do we know that this is her?
daementia
Explain?
CurtGoBang
I think there was a rape involved.
fourmonkeytrio
They didn't explain.
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BanzaiRun
What room are you staying in?
dazuk85
314
SpitefulCanadianGoose
She was raped at knifepoint by two men who broke into her apartment. One was 15 the other 20.
SpitefulCanadianGoose
Attempting to cope she turned to alcohol, and later drugs. She ended up living in a halfway house for a while. She's sober now and helps
SpitefulCanadianGoose
Other survivors cope in a healthy way
superfeathers
Doesn't seem like she did, how can she teach them
Musicosity
Fuck dude
jhanked
God I'm tired and first read "Other survivors cope in a healthy way" as a dig at her and I've never hated someone and then didn't so fast.
iAML8
Bruh