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PURRFECTION1
Agreed. Its nice when people are able to communicate
ErkTheJrk
That's why she makes the big bucks.
Frostbreaker1
Tinyarmsofterror
God bless the Queen
x1xruex1x
kingButttankhamun
This would of fixed the map in MW
Copperbrat
I must be special. I can poop without peeing. Not every time, mind you. I just can.
teknoanimal
If it was anyone other than the queen saying that i wouldn't believe them. Well maybe if Queen said that.
Tombliboos
Sometimes poopoo comes out like peepee.... poopee...
Jimmyvtss
Does it count if I peepee flush then run grab my phone to poopoo.
idontcareifthesundontshine
The kids I teach were lining up and one said 'I need a number 2' and another said 'I need a number 5' and noone could decide what that was
Yakeshinu
It's a number 2, but more.
GratuaCuun
OhhHaiMark
I laughed out loud at that and I feel like an idiot for it
Jordinatinglybeautiful
What’s actually hilarious about this is that people assume it’s not a real quote and a real picture.
Jordinatinglybeautiful
She was caught saying it to her grandchild and has a sense of humour about it.
Rosie2003
...it is??
tibris
not for my cat
nojustsayitdont
NEVER trust a fart.
HughJohnson55
I heard girls have separate poo and pee muscles. Guys have one combined. Can’t poo without peeing.
SwolMongrel
Did you know that world-renowned writer Stephen King was once hit by a car? Just something to consider.
gis4gif
Diaper Don says “All peepee times are poopoo times for me!”
sydneygirl
Diaper Don says 'all sexy times are pee pee times'
somethingsomethingwittyhere
He keeps yelling about HUGE DUMPS recently, is he ok?
VibratingNipples
Not all farts are farts
Heisanevilgenius
Ohhhhh, sometimes farts are farts and sometimes farts are nothing, but every so very often farts can become sharts
Heisanevilgenius
Pls enjoy I just composed
iamthisguy247
But always stay vigilant. Sometimes peepee times become poopoo times.
WaldoRomaguera
i can attest to this. currently browsing imgur during peepee time turned poopoo time.
MomofukuJones
Especially if youre drunk
BeneGesseritConspiracyTheorist
Sit every time. Much more comfortable and then you're safe from the sneak attack poop
samwyze
But... toilet spiders...
seldomgone
Xandrack
88wut
I should see a doctor. I am not always peeing with my pooping.
ColBiff
Am I the only one that disagrees? Just yesterday I crapped but had to pee bit didnt. Then walked back to my desk and said...i forgot to pee
Dares
Thank you Your Majesty, very cool!
nohpe
Okay, but I haven't left the house in a while, so the second half is false
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
She's right you know.
bobhole
Venger2
Krustation137
Nah its totally possible to poop without peeing, there just isn't ever much need to.
FireBreathingStockBroker
I'm in a poopoo peepee time as I'm writing this.
Harambaegel
Have you ever tried to pee but notice you *could* also poo at the same time? (Talking about men standing up while peeing I mean)
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
I've taken a pee just to relieve how much I really have to poo. Sometimes it isn't a good place to poo.
Harambaegel
I agree but when nature calls.. she calls! Someone needs to invent portable bidets ?
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
Agreed
MechanicalRomance
I have poopooed without peepeeing before. I just got off of a catheter that had my bladder fully drained.
seldomgone
jskskj8888
I have too. But I have Crohns so I'm just peeing out my butt.
ministryofpeace
Sure, but it is allowed.
BlackCatGreenEyes
You know that doesn't count.
iamlegendinjapan
I kid you not I just had a no peepee poopoo
mgintx
Defying the queen... you cheeky monkey
iamlegendinjapan
Does peeing then like 20 min later count as a no pee pee poo poo?
MechanicalRomance
Godzilla had a stroke and fucking died.
76000BatteryLlamas
That's cheating
idontcareifthesundontshine
As a woman I just sit down and sometimes pee pee times become poo poo times. Must be odd being a dude and having to make the call
Yakeshinu
Yup. It's less difficult at home, when I just sit anyway the majority of the time. For some reason, my cat SuSu only likes pets in the Broom
lordfancypantz
I sit down to pee how else can I look at my phone while doing it
shyriath
rudejohn
As a guy, it is disheartening to pee standing up, reach to flush, then realize you need to turn around, put seat down, sit down, and poop.
MeantoChildren
Amazingly, when this happens, there's still more pee pee!
rudejohn
Just a few dribbles. Still counts.
CloudStrife668
CloudStrife668
Silly English Pig-types
CloudStrife668
Why do I love Monty Python? Even though half the time period slang I really don't get, it is quite funny. Their comedy holds(1)
CloudStrife668
(2) up remarkably well.
CloudStrife668
For its age. And time period it was made.