LOTR Meme Dump

Jan 10, 2021 9:39 PM

SFKz

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His name was Fangorn, which translated into Treebeard, you uncultured swine.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The "Project Elrond" scene in "The Martian", always gets me, especially with Sean Bean in the room and Jeff Daniels posing as Glorfindel.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I made it through but now I’m old.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Holy crap. I made it. What year is it? Is March over yet?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How long did Bilbo, Frodo, and Samwise carry the ring for respectively? I feel that Frodo resisted a damn sight longer.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Alas, I have but one upvote to give to such a fine collection

5 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 1

#2 He is touching his own boob.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#1 didn't @ngugi discuss this already?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I see someone has never watched LOTR fans "Discuss" the movies.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*mumbles to self* the third eagle was for Gandalf but whatever

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A fantastic collection. Many that had not been seen, many that were saved, and all, all were appreciated. @OP.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This dump was as long as the extended cut of Return of the King. Thank you.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I remember hearing that the eagles were highly intelligent and didn't give 2 shits about men and their rings. The lift was a favor.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The only reason they were doing it is because the eagle king owed Gandalf a favor.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

honestly it was the end of the 4th season that was hitting the rocks for me. tyrion's character stopped developing altogether

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Best dump I’ve seen on here in a while

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Yes Sam could give up The Ring but he didn't possess it for decades like Frodo did. A ring powerful enough to corrupt the most powerful king

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This is what the movie is missing, Frodo had the ring for like 20 years lol

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

LOTR movies bring me down because of how slow and apathetic Treebeard is and how selfish Theoden. It's worse extended. Besides that, best.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#54 wtf indeed mind blown

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TO THE POST ABOUT ARMOUR AND EOWYN: Pleas for the love of god include the continuation. (The orcs were drawn like that too)

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And behold! The patrons of usersub beheld a huge LOTR dump, and they were greatly pleased.

5 years ago | Likes 112 Dislikes 0

Left me feeling refreshed and no mistake.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Who was the 4th eagle for in number 1? Or am i missing a joke?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

BUT THEY WERE ALL OF THEM DECEIVED, FOR ANOTHER DUMP WAS MADE

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Direct us this other dump, this One Dump, if you will.

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holy fuck they all look like they can get my gf off better than me

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Some much gold

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the extended edition of dumps

5 years ago | Likes 265 Dislikes 0

I just finished watching all three extended versions, so this was a perfectly timed dump.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I literally just finished the Return of the King Extended Edition an hour ago. Love it

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

like for the first time or for the seventy first time?

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

For the 20th time, twice in the last two months to be exact

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#12 that makes sense, they lived pretty long and well for horses. They nomally live like 25-30 ish years. Lotr is 20 years old and they >

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

>must have been at least full adults by filming time, if not a little past their first decade

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

20 years? You mean 10.... years.... .... .... ...right?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nah bud, we're old now. Fellowship was filmed between 1999-2000 and came out in 2001

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It is now 2021

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Anyone who doesn't recognise Sean Astin immediately and primarily as the gang leader from Goonies can fuck right off

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Next, he's Rudy. Then we can start talking about Samwise and whoever else :)

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

His NAME is Mikey Walsh! Never say die! ... That said, "What do you know Sean Astin from" is a good age-check.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also, his father was Gomez Addams, Buddy from Night Court, and The Riddler (for season 2 only).

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ate you shitting me? That was his dad?!?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Buddy from Night Court. My head is spinning...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Close enough. John Astin is his adoptive father, and raised him (with his mother, Patty Duke).

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a bit of a convoluted story: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patty_Duke#Personal_life (2nd and 3rd paragraphs)

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wasn't Gandolf riding one of the three eagles?

5 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Yes

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*Gandalf

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yes, but the eagle Gandalf is riding is the one that picks up Frodo.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The third eagle is in case one of the others suffers a mid-air mechanical issue. They can land, thermite the damaged one, and fly off.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure in the book is specifically states that Gandalf never trusted Smeagol and fully expected him to die.

5 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Also in the book is an eagle explaining why they would never fucking fly into Mordor.

5 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Because they'd be attacked/killed? I always assumed the answer as to why the Eagles didn't help more was basically that they're neutral.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

That and they were fighting some other war weren't they?

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The War in the North, right?

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They’re not neutral, they’re definitely aligned to the side of good, but they’re also terminally prideful. Furthermore sauron would have

5 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

both seen them and killed them had they flown in.

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