Sir Attenborough gives some pointers

May 29, 2018 8:45 PM

kinky

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I'm sorry sir attenborough, I was not gifted a python at my birth

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Is that Biff?

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v

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That is pretty much it.

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Looool

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This is glorious????

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v

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"Get warmed up, get it nice and long, then... slap her in the face with it!" - I'm lip reading obviously.

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Nah, don't believe you. Needs at least a "and here we see"

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obviously

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I’ve been doing nothing all day..browsing internet. First genuine belly laugh of the day!!!

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Is that biff?

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giving my gf the strap on

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thanks dave

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Instructions clear, got my dick stuck in it

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"My anaconda does not wish to have any, unless I may slap your buns, honey." - Sir David, Knight of the Realm

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“ My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hon” - Sir Mix-a-Lot

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This guy fucks.

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He should know, he’s been the top provider of sex and violence for decades. What’s worse is the sick bastard uses the BBC to distribute it!

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Well, he's right.

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This man is a national treasure

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To, his words are gospel. Now, I just need a woman for scientific research.

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*To me,

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I have much respect for this man, but damn I laughed so hard at this!

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Good ol’ Davey Atts

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You don't respect people you laugh at? I have tons of respect for comedians and I laugh at them.

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But they are trying to be funny, it's their job. Someone has done this using him and his educational information. So it feels disrespectful

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I completely understand that. But I don't fully understand what happened in that scene just a small snippet. Maybe he set it up for humor.

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