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Apr 30, 2017 5:22 PM
ineemineefuneejustbehappy
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MT26sol
Over you cheat on yourself!
laplance93
I'm sorry. I think I skipped the day that the ultimate secret to having coitus with a woman was taught.
SmileDHJ
same
sabisu
Welcome to the club
Yeahsamesame
Incorrect usage of meme.
Inuut
So loyal to virginity
cikson
http://rsmg.pbsrc.com/albums/v223/smithers/ES/captain_obvious.jpg?w=480&h=480&fit=clip
TreeSlippity
You are a prize amongst men or women, which ever you may be.
WillemHellfire
This makes me sad.
NationalAeronauticsAndSpaceAdministration
Me and you both- me and you loyal forever.
FrancoUnAmerican
I can't even cheat in a fucking dream ffs!!!
imnotinprisonhidingaphoneinmybutt
Ditto.
sparemetheBS
Like a Sir.
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Well, look at it this way: once you get it she will not be able to blame you for retroactive cheating
Zawayix
I feel relevant....
KirkLinklater
I tell people that I'm celibate that way it looks like my lack of sex is my choice.
mrtaliz
OP
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justsignedupforthishit
We--and the other loser commenters--should form a club. Suggestions for a name?
WhatUpIGotABigHawk
The tug club.
gussfm
The puzzle!
soejmud
I think I've seen this several times, but I can somewhat relate, so .... eh, have an upvote.
ispentwaytoolongthinkingaboutthis
I'm gonna dedicate my next sexy time to you OP and give her a good pump in your honor.
Misora
2 pumps would probably be accurate for OP.
DethShartBSideU
Pamela Handerson says hi.
ChockNurris
I'm so loyal I touch my Johnson with only one hand.
samsonguy920
Yeah, about that. HR called. Gary would really like you to respect his personal space in the restrooms.
thelastlefty
You have loyalty in your DNA!
RandomElectricalOutletPictures
Probably has royalty too.
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
Who needs women when you have a right and an infinite supply of porn online?
Marikhen
The left-handed?
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
They aren't allowed to masturbate, that is a rule.
iReportStuffYouJackOffTo
XeArg
acuteavocado7
this looks like the same artist of the "i guess" comic
trif4o99
It is
bruhmometn2a
SamTheBook
K.C. Green, iirc
MOTHERFUCKINGKHORNE
Correct
kuroda121
I read that I. Jon tron's voice
GenjiShimadaOfTheShimadaClan
"Jontron is a fucking low-life peice of trash" - videogamedunkey
Gamegeek24
I hear Kled.
LongCommentChainAppreciator
'Ofcourse we're still gonna kill em'
Shep12
I hear dunkey
DaDman31
You should try it sometime, it's pretty awesome
CycloneSP
yes, but rape is looked down upon in most all cultures. Tends to carry some nasty consequences too.
DaDman31
Whoa I think that escalated a little too quickly...how did this turn into rape?
Marikhen
The moment Rohypnol was introduced to someone's drink.
MysteriousLeigh
In general if someone ain't getting sex, it's not through lack of trying. They're evidently not attractive enough somehow.
CycloneSP
or lack proper social skills to acquire female friends
MysteriousLeigh
That would be covered under 'somehow'. Trust me, got social anxiety, I know that shit's not attractive.
DaDman31
I think you've been around long enough and seen enough people to know there is someone for everyone.
Marikhen
That may be true, but it doesn't necessitate that you're the one for the one(s) for you.
TheDeanofLean
Loyal to Jesus I see
ZaeMillion
He deserves loyalty too, he's been my lawn mower for years.
jon157842
ihavetwosnakes
Does that mean you're gay?
DisGonBeGud
No gay people probably fucks more than straight people
Kubjorn
If so I'd be willing to fix the "loyalty" problem ;D
ThatOneIndustrialElectrician
As I tell people. I'm not getting guys either. So if I was gay still just as much of a failure in that department.
SomeCrazyNerd
Surely if you were gay you'd be trying much harder on the "get a guy" department than if you're straight.
DigitalLightning
Or married
Kangadilla
nilmm
It depends, Does he/she have a dog?
TheHawkRules
LordSupergreat
Clearly you don't understand how to be a logic thinker.
TheBeardedDragon
I remember that joke from years ago!
nilmm
That joke is old as re:re:fw: email subject.
NotSoSaltyBoy
Op is always a fag
samsonguy920
After all this time?
hdbrv3000
hdbrv3000
PlantyThePlant
NotSoSaltyBoy
I know I am
hdbrv3000
BigHop
BigHop
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mormacil
Now that's commitment to a promise.
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SomeCrazyNerd
No-one can make you gay.
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Germhole
Your wife must be proud
Kkenn
Your mum must be proud
Memebandit0
Clever girl
Snickt
Waifu*
BlueKarat
Plot twist: he sleeps with other men
Onekindofpisslord
20$ is 20$
Mpisinchanga
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ApprehensiveBattle
KiwiForScale
He's waiting till marriage.
Terrapin2190
+1 for... Idk why. I was compelled and it felt necessary. Lol
SomeCrazyNerd
You mean his hand?
thesapling
oh wait
teamSafeway
This
Unpurchased
Are we doing the Tumblr thing now?
TheGuyWhoBeatsHisMeat
That
mac821
The other thing.
virhe
There
snivy642
What?
Stegotops137
Kyen155
Now, now.
happinessconsultant
1, 2, 3 ,4 5 a little bit of Monica in my life
AnonymousRocket
He doesn't have a wife
TheFieryRuski
But she is proud
SexualConsent
MyFetishIsLyingOnTheInternet
Fiancé?
HocusPokesUs
Username checks out.
DougMiasDad
Works 4 me +20
jessnl
Didn't get why that comment had so many likes until I saw yours
TogepiOmelette
I love that there's like 3 tiers of jokes going on
smallskillerofhambino
AbandonnedPlaces
smallskillerofhambino
Back at buddy!
DerpyDuck1
Read their username
smallskillerofhambino
I did. I was making a joke about them not getting the joke.