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Sep 27, 2024 1:21 AM
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annoyedOnion
And he'll do it pro(bone)o
WeDidntBurnHim
I see your paw law and raise you BIRD LAW!!
walutschi
My clients are all good girls and boys, your honor.
haminblik69420
Fido Bona. Brilliant!
SomeDetroitGuy
It's that lawyer dog that the cops and US courts say doesn't count as a lawyer when you say "I want a lawyer, dawg."
STONES1975
thanks, this made my day.
Thorketil
therandombagofmeat
IUpvoteFuturama
PostMoThoin
Borkers of the world unite
Wubbalubbadubdubb101
Your honor, I must break treat in half because my puppers will eat her treat whole with even tasting it it one swift fulp. I break it in half to prolong the delicious experience and I always end up giving her more than actually just one anyways.
ImSynnical
My dog is greedy as hell in her old age we break them into like 1/8ths at this point she could literally finish eating a treat and demand a treat she just stands by her cookie jar and rooo Roos and it’s adorable and she’s probably near the end of her time so we don’t try to correct the behaviour lol
jimfalconer611
They have another class action suit going for dogs whose owners pretend to throw the ball but don’t actually throw it.
3PiecesOfBread
RedWingedBlackbirds
Turboslacker
Times are tough, I'm breaking them into thirds
bl0ke
MODS?!?
PineappleLoopsBroether
How about break it in half and do a hug at the end, and then do a quick foot race to the fence?
IUpvoteFuturama
Turboslacker
IHaveAGuyForEverything
Turboslacker
nomorehate
I had to give my boys half a Sheba treat instead of their typical 1 each for the last week bc my Amazon subscription was delayed, it was not fun for any of us.
bobsmg
Need more info on what a Sheba treat is and if I should get them immediately for my precious little girl
nomorehate
Not entirely sure but I think they're above meow mix and below the super expensive brands of wet treats. Just pre-portioned cuts of salmon, tuna, whitefish (in the box they like, but there's also chicken & turkey) in gravy, my boys absolutely adore them, I call it their "fix" bc they always gorge and then sprawl out and nap after lol. My ex started buying them for the cats and kept the subscription going after we split as their child support lol.