this1person
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May 7, 2017 12:36 PM
this1person
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tentaclefriendly
After that, you yawn in a stiff breeze and you Whistle.
IframedRogerRabbit
Can you just continue to write. Movies, books, plays, your choice. Keep at it. Still laughing.
corgiman
titanc13
"Completely clean" gets me every fucking time
fsana142718
Bvxryilbxdionvfhilvy
DaviiJones
Only fiber + lots of water have the "desired" effect. Fiber only will clog your ass or do worse
ogeasd
gondorcallsforaid.rar lmao
mentalcaries
NoYouNeedYOURStomachPumped
As a drug pro I would recommend walking and increased water with your fiber. Eating ultraprocessed sugar bran wedges alone won't work.
supernovagaming
literally every part of my respiratory system is in pain because i haven't been able to breathe for like 5 minutes help.
IamJustinSane
I lost it and started laughing at, "shivering and crying".
shiyal
The 5th result on YouTube for "horn of Gondor" is pure gold after reading this. https://youtu.be/hbfnNy9dm2k
highfidelityfood
Smohly
spluit
I'm dying
Bunnyapocalips
Oh my fucking god.
Slapthefatcat
I should have expected that, but I did not.
shiyal
I was pulling up a video to explain to someone what the horn of gondor sounds like. I did the 0:06 first and then saw on that was 0:19.
ChesterfieldMcMillanandWife
Just fyi other ppl...there is also fiber in vegetables. Head of lettuce, 2 or 3 tomatoes, parsley, cucumber, green onions. Fiber bars pfft
jahkobi
Eat veggies and fruit. Not some weird bars.
icantbelievemynamewastaken
Right? Like, pick up a fucking apple, people.
erratica
Definitely. Fruit and veg has water in it, which is necessary for proper shittingness.
fairlyinappropriateresponse
in bed trying not to wake SO, had to leave the post and come back.
theangryjanitor
One of my favorite greentext now. I laughed so hard. Bless your ass and your words.
Paasimus
"fart shooting shitbullets" forever the best greentext. If a better one comes, my diaphragm may not survive it.
redjokerzero
I've seen it so many times, and it keeps getting funnier every time
Delightfoot
This is my first time reading it and I'm also taking a shit, I laughed so hard my girlfriend asked me what's wrong lmao "the rock" hahaha
TheFirstCurse
"My guts are yelling in German!"
theangryjanitor
I eat like a dumpster is some fine fucking literature .
MaterialisticWorm
I'm a modest Christian girl who hates bathroom humor... and I laugh at this every. Single. Time.
KekmateMeinFreund
ThatGuyWhoJustCommentsAndGetsPointsFromIt
Hey girl, how you doin'? ;)
Entourage
When my coworkers finally found out what I was uncontrollably laughing about it was too late to hide my shame.
thebrainherder
Uberdude100
This and the one about the guy who eats boxes of those bars and super farts like every other minute are the best.
blendleonardo
Please help find that other one. We need it.
ohmoira
I just read this out to my bf while he pooped
TurtleTho
Reaction?
Slapthefatcat
You're a keeper. Be sure he appreciates what he's got.
dearnuts
As soon as I saw he bought fiber bars
lizpterodactyl
Is he a he tho?
HAupvote
I've always wanted to do this
NotSoAngryGuy
I once bought a fibre supplement that you mix with water. Said use two teaspoons. I was like: "I'm a man, I'll use two tablespoons". 1/2
NotSoAngryGuy
I actually thought I was dying that night. I threw up so severely I couldn't talk for nearly 24 hours.
nanosama
Whats a fiber bar and what does it do?
invalidnameisinvalid
It does this.
Sigberd
You would know if you would read the post.
Mechlai
I'm still confused. Is it the bars themselves? Is it that he had too much fiber at once? Is it that his body isn't used to the sudden change
ThorinMapleshield
Yes
TheBlueFantastic
I used to snack on high fiber oatmeal. It hit me during a school party. The pain. Oh god the pain!
SSlack
Are those Spy-kids 3-D edition 3d glasses?
bovanshi
Got to mix it with sugar free gummy bears
51CorgisInABar
No thanks, I don't want to die
zombiesummon
Slow down, satan
subdriven
You are a monster! I love it