Apr 28, 2025 12:54 AM
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thebearfromtherevenant
in flip flops as well. next level
MaleProstateMilker88
If you plan on injuring yourself the very least you could do is wear a fucking helmet.
pyaremohan
WeaponizedJerk
Did we really need the completely faked audio though?
bolobass
Life imitates Art
KnifeKnut
Lucky he did not cut the heck out of his leg. Also deserves the crash for abusing a blade like that.
Snow44444
Thanks Obama.
mixiekins
into the pond with you! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbzUiUJ2TxQ
woozle
Nanoxt
DAMMIT CAMERA MAN
SnorHEEdenRAden
PineappleLoopsBroether
Bravo
nevernotsure
JohnnySilverballs
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZHl2OG0wb2E4dndvd3lzNGp4am56d3FhOXRtZTZpeXQzZzJoYnFuZSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/vyPg4QqKAihe3uGUSH/200w.webp
nojustsayitdont
Dude lucky there was no stabbing going on there.
backrideup9
The intrusive thought won again.
bippityboppitybuttsex
Emergency Room approved...
KarmaciouS
I actually didn't need confirmation it's working
bluestemrocks
Why?
RedTailedHawk
nation543
parahelios
You know what, kudos to this person for doing science
Bytencoder
I ain't seen no-one writing anything down.
Give him a minute, gotta walk that off a little first
anonymous
Yes let's pan the camera away the moment the action happens... 😡
snarkybitch
Nobody wants to watch a guy cut his balls off...nvm
StrandedonEarth
Flip flops, no helmet… Paging Mr Darwin…
airbreather
AND A MACHETE
TheSlouchOfBethlehem
If anyone knows of a better way to sharpen their machete
PTKrieg
Get a skateboard and a hill with a relatively shallow grade. Lay down on the board and roll. That way you can get more of the edge against the pavement instead of just fucking up the tip.
battery1979
Use a whet stone?
Agavanaskakiskamunamun
Fine I’ll do it on a rainy day
FlyingDestinyTitan
RElGNMAN
Luck was on his side because that could've ended in a very bad way.
Putitinyomama
v
TheFleshItBurns
Day ain't over
cre8majic
my sister's BF had similar thing happen while wearing flipflops - foot went into the front wheel, spokes cut off a few toes
straha242
Hope your sister isn't lack-toes intolerant!
you guys just ran with this one - enjoyed them all! He just has a weird scar, but he and sister ended up not getting married (not becoz of the toes)
SketchNI
I bet he toe-tally did not see that coming.
Toe-tality correct!
Fun fact: His toe tally does not equal 10
oh boooooo! hahaha haven't hard that one assoc with this incident (the toes were reattached, the sandal a toetal loss)
thebearfromtherevenant
in flip flops as well. next level
MaleProstateMilker88
If you plan on injuring yourself the very least you could do is wear a fucking helmet.
pyaremohan
WeaponizedJerk
Did we really need the completely faked audio though?
bolobass
Life imitates Art
KnifeKnut
Lucky he did not cut the heck out of his leg. Also deserves the crash for abusing a blade like that.
Snow44444
Thanks Obama.
mixiekins
into the pond with you! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbzUiUJ2TxQ
woozle
Nanoxt
DAMMIT CAMERA MAN
SnorHEEdenRAden
PineappleLoopsBroether
Bravo
nevernotsure
Thanks Obama.
JohnnySilverballs
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZHl2OG0wb2E4dndvd3lzNGp4am56d3FhOXRtZTZpeXQzZzJoYnFuZSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/vyPg4QqKAihe3uGUSH/200w.webp
nojustsayitdont
Dude lucky there was no stabbing going on there.
backrideup9
The intrusive thought won again.
bippityboppitybuttsex
Emergency Room approved...
KarmaciouS
I actually didn't need confirmation it's working
bluestemrocks
Why?
RedTailedHawk
nation543
parahelios
You know what, kudos to this person for doing science
Bytencoder
I ain't seen no-one writing anything down.
parahelios
Give him a minute, gotta walk that off a little first
anonymous
Yes let's pan the camera away the moment the action happens... 😡
snarkybitch
Nobody wants to watch a guy cut his balls off...nvm
StrandedonEarth
Flip flops, no helmet… Paging Mr Darwin…
airbreather
AND A MACHETE
TheSlouchOfBethlehem
If anyone knows of a better way to sharpen their machete
PTKrieg
Get a skateboard and a hill with a relatively shallow grade. Lay down on the board and roll. That way you can get more of the edge against the pavement instead of just fucking up the tip.
battery1979
Use a whet stone?
Agavanaskakiskamunamun
Fine I’ll do it on a rainy day
FlyingDestinyTitan
RElGNMAN
Luck was on his side because that could've ended in a very bad way.
Putitinyomama
TheFleshItBurns
Day ain't over
cre8majic
my sister's BF had similar thing happen while wearing flipflops - foot went into the front wheel, spokes cut off a few toes
straha242
Hope your sister isn't lack-toes intolerant!
cre8majic
you guys just ran with this one - enjoyed them all! He just has a weird scar, but he and sister ended up not getting married (not becoz of the toes)
SketchNI
I bet he toe-tally did not see that coming.
RElGNMAN
Toe-tality correct!
SketchNI
Fun fact: His toe tally does not equal 10
cre8majic
oh boooooo! hahaha haven't hard that one assoc with this incident (the toes were reattached, the sandal a toetal loss)