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ThisisNotfunnyatall
Or the bottom of our scrots
BlueRum
Fuck people that don't leave tips for waitstaff on the holidays. They sacrifice time with their families for these ingrates.
jlill09
Don't forget you it guys keeping all you shit running. There has to be someone on call for when your cable goes out.
maerdetin
Inaccurate. All the restaurants are closed, but retail is open.
RoehYourBoat
As a server, my first two tables seemed to remember this, but it was all downhill after that.
thegoodolswoopdiggidy
Working in the army over here. Beer and pizza
Tsamane
Crazy Yanks celebrating Thanksgiving a month late.
thevortexmaster
I'm working this weekend but it's not thanksgiving here. Thanks for thinking of me
CripplingSelfDoubtAndFearOfFailure
Don't forget the grocery store employees who are there for you.
Jarogers326
Woof
PinkScience98
Where is the retail pic
thebigredboat
OP's MOM IS A WAITER
Ahalla71
Don't forget the Maritimers sailing the ocean blue bringing you most of the things you use daily.
BHPaperstacks
This is my first thanksgiving where I don't have to work in 5 years.
liquidninja23
Does it count if I'm Canadian and it's just a regular Thursday for us?
TheDivineUsersub
Eh
Shepsus
Ahem :( IT needs some love.
keoohomie
Are restaurants very busy on Thanksgiving? And I'm a little sad to see prostitutes rate higher than healthcare professionals OP
CyborgScribe
People thank healthcare every day. Usually it's the working girl that get overlooked.
TheodoreHelios
I work in the aviation industry, and it's Thanksgiving. Don't worry guys, we're making sure your planes are still safe to fly about on.
automaticallymoderated
Medical professionals, law enforcement, fire fighters, ambulance, public transport, airline and airport workers, fueling stations, towing...
automaticallymoderated
...hospice workers, elderly care, mental health professionals, locksmiths, hotel workers, military, bartenders, strippers. I'm thankful.
theberch
As an EMT ... thanks. But I'm not working tonight, SUCKERS.... muahahaha. Fuck I just jinxed myself.
esicsy1234
Youre welcome. I work at a hotel, so for my Thanksgiving, im just getting yelled at by a bunch of fobs
GamermanRPGKing
As a dishwasher: YOU'RE FUCKIN WELCOME ASSHOLE
shakeyerbonbonshakeyerbonbon
:( can we get a little real and acknowledge that this is actually sad.
reineseele
I love dogs and bitches. I am not against female or male dogs. They are all good boys/girls to me.
houtaku
The rabbit hole is extra.
AftertheRenComestheRenbow
Those are British soldiers in the pic. I'm not sure they're too bothered about working since it's just another normal Thursday for them
TacticalVelociraptor
As a British soldier whats thanksgiving? Tis just a normal Thursday for me ;)
thee2
You forgot us nurses. Happy Thanksgiving everyone. Thanks for all you do!
n0n53n53
He forgot panhandlers too ...
thee2
That bastard
Cyren
Our ER is ridiculously busy this weekend. But I'm ready!
Madhouse5213
have fun with all the drunks for new years
pupulewailua
Why just nurses? What about techs, therapists, residents and attending physicians?
n0n53n53
This thread should include hundreds more. Wait, it's just a joke
DerekGamble
Why not gas station employees?
NotAbush
Cuz nurses are the shit
Ablok
Are there that many restaurants open? I feel like medical professionals would be more appropriate. Or even Walmart employees.
burgerandy
Do you think the people that try to kill each other for Wal-Mart's Black Friday lovingly cook dinner at home for their families?
LostInTheSauces
I use to work at a restraunt that Thanksgiving was the busiest day of the year.
Imaninjakity
I'm currently working, but I work at a gas station it makes sense that we are open.
GoodNewsCigaretteJuice
Hey, thanks for what you do. Im making a turkey alone this year so let me know if you want in
Imaninjakity
I'm lucky, my brother is with his girlfriends family today so we are having our thanksgiving dinner tomorrow.
TheGhostMinx
I go to work at a pub in three hours.
HodorFirstOfHisName
Whataburger checking in. We're open
PincheTab
Got off work late last night. Stayed up making pies. Working since 6am today. So happy I was able to get coffee and breakfast. I <3 WB! TY!
thezoolityre
Sitting at an airport waiting for my plane to arrive...4th Thanksgiving AND Christmas away from the family...not a single thanks to pilots..
thezoolityre
Not trying to beg for a thank you it's just that pilots and flight attendants get more shit on Holidays without anyone realizing
PoisonInJest
But not those in retail right? We're Satan because we ran out of your TV by midnight.
MerToo
It amazes me how many people have no clue about all the people working midnight shifts to make this consumer nightmare a reality
notthedevilipromise
No, we're not Satan.
notthedevilipromise
No, we're not Satan.
JeraldJohnson
Also doesn't mention the people who are working in it to make sure your shit works.
mighthate
Nah retail workers we just don't mention until tomorrow when those of us not stampeding hope you make it home in one piece.
mnorthwood13
I did 5 black Fridays for Kmart. (10-14). Fucking hell...
skelitor120
Never retail. A job that almost everyone takes convenience with it's existence but then takes exception to its human nature.
KeeleonOhms
Everyone is complaining how unfair it is retail workers have to work the past few years like thousands haven't been forced for years.
ImJeffwithaG
Have you worked Retail? It is easily the second worst industry for pay vs expectations. Behind fast food.
KeeleonOhms
15 years including mgmt and running my own business. I also tracked satellites for JPL and didn't get holidays off. Sometimes the schedule
KeeleonOhms
That the job dictates means you make concessions and celebrate with your family on a different day because the date is arbitrary.
KeeleonOhms
Noone is forcing anyone to work retail, but if it's a job you need to pay the bills you do what is required to keep the job or leave.
WizardMcMagic
No, the worst of it for retail workers hasn't started yet. Infact I'd say this is their final reprieve for the next 30+ days...
WizardMcMagic
If you or a loved one works in retail, pray for their souls, for they tread dangerous territory tomorrow.
CrystalCat2
I'd say you haven't worked in retail. Black Friday is the craziest day of the year for us.
WizardMcMagic
You'd be right that I haven't worked in retail, but I was referring to Black Friday and the Christmas season as a whole, and how (1/2)
WizardMcMagic
The day before is sort of the calm before the storm. (2/2)
RayveniaSylversun
It used to be the Calm before the storm now it's just the choppy waves right before the hurricane hits.
Dalylah
About to head into my retail job. Give me strength to withstand another year of this...
skelitor120
Same. same...
PoisonInJest
Well hey there dalylah, what's it like in new York city?
lifeoflemons
Same here. Stay strong and try not to punch a customer!
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
Be strong, brother and/or sister.
Dalylah
Thank you. Off to get ready. *puts on full body armor*
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
Same for us unseen warehouse workers. We make this black Friday shit happen.
ranger15
Fuckin right!
PoisonInJest
Yeah but you don't deal with the madness
RoseFaery
Some of us do. Tomorrow my store is getting a truck, it gets processed & then ran to the floor around 3-4pm, working around the customers.
PoisonInJest
But you aren't directly dealing with the ass hats being my point. Not saying your job isn't difficult.
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
Yeah we do, and we get more than one day. Peak season at amazon is insane.
PoisonInJest
I see the rewording to calm your tits. And my point still stands. You're not dealing with physical people. I never said it wasn't hard still
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
That's true. Customers are the reason i left a service job in recycling. People are awful.
Sean5
Oh no! Your mom's not going to be home for Thanksgiving this year, OP?
ubermierski
I get it, because she is a bitch
mrporcus
MrKazekage
Nope shes stomping ISIS ass
lunchboxgoat
You're right. She won't be. She well be out arresting your mom for prostitution.
Nachman
Well played man, well played.
TheCrazyKoopaTroopa31
Nah OP's mom is much fatter
INormallyDropEverythingIHold
Absolutely barbaric.
OPsFatMom
kadajett
Username checks out
SaucyDisses
SAVAGE
VelstadtTheRoyalAegis
Hey! Being a police officer is a long, hard, bumpy career. Give the woman some 'spect yo.
ImaSwiffernotamop
Birbcoon
Yeah she has a lot of people planning to come to her restaurant :(
Sean5
so DATY is definitely on the menu?
yosa1234
Yeah she just got deployed
Krankenwagen606
She's slinging ZJs behind Home Depot.
Sean5
what's a ZJ?
SecretlyThreeDucksInAManSuit
It's one of those things you really should google in an incognito window before asking strangers on the internet about.
MattFoleyMotivationalSpeaker
JAFIOI
If you dont know, you cant afford it.
koinuchan
But I want a motivation to make more money. A definition might help
oilburningto55er
Truedat
KnightHospitallar
Well....not at his home...
PartTimeViking
maybe just across the street?
Sean5
at least she's still doing the stuffing.
JAFIOI
Her callers will be doing the basting though..
DotSlashNatalie
Cream flavored pie.
Muttons1337
Stuffing bullets down the throats of terrorists overseas! HOORAH
MeepZerg
... I read this in my mom's voice...
Muttons1337
Apart from my ill-received joke, I hope she's okay. God bless you stranger. I hope you're okay too.
squithole
This has turned into my new favorite comment chain
alittletime
His mom prefers some other chains
like3piclyEthan
kinky