duq2010
89961
2027
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Source: Veep
Sep 4, 2021 9:16 PM
duq2010
89961
2027
83
Source: Veep
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thereitis101
She shared this exact thing on her IG
PooPculture
100% accurate. It's always been about controlling women's bodies. You don't agree with abortion? Great don't have one.
Ultrapcmcdjdds3000
Yeah but the fee would be outrageous unless you were getting one at your own bank.
thattatgirl22
Deposit at a sperm bank, this is just a late withdrawal.
KiwiGameDev
There would be home kits that’d get packaged with beers and fishing tack
dodgese
We would have birth control in beer
victalany
And birth control would come in FLAVORS.
heyjoeyhaveabeer
“If men got pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.”
BlancheFromage
Not lying
Clone019
The result of sex is pregnancy.
HeadTurdL
If I (M) could get pregnant, I'd look pretty much like I look right now.
Nocturnalswitch
I posted a comic saying exactly this and people didn't like it
TheCaptionGuy
Another one from Veep:
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volunteervancouver
https://memes.yarn.co/yarn-clip/900d09f5-f425-410a-bc53-2bf474c0b7fd
heartburnisbadmkay
this looks great! never heard of it and there's 7 seasons
AliensProbably
It is superb. You are in for a treat. Armando Iannucci also made The Thick Of It, a UK precursor with much sophisticated banter & profanity.
xraytanker
Automatic Termination Machine...
mjocnl65
Wait...I thought men could get pregnant
AsianLeprechaun
Not all men are Arnold Schwarzenegger.
WhataboutBobWiley
its $60 at cvs
Hufflepufflerine
I love julia Louis Dreyfus and I love Veep forever
wiskyfan
Binged it with the teenage kids in the pandemic. Highly recommend.
buzkilljoy
there would no longer be any population
erikleorga
Vampiremooos666
What!? How did you come to that conclusion?
Crawmak
Are you trying to say that we would just die out without unwanted children?
buzkilljoy
no. we would all have a vasectemy. i couldn't handle pregnancy. ill just admit it
jekath
Now, I like to try and speculate that people have the best intentions. So my guess is that the point was that if men got pregnant, we 1/
jekath
would stop after just one kid and we would thereforez at best, be unable to keep up the population. Now, I'm just looking for at generous 2/
jekath
explanation. I can't find any other way that wouldn't be terrible. Butt having been present for two births, I can assure you I would have 3/
jekath
personally stopped after one. The mother of my kids, though, she didn't have my weak stomach and pressed on.
burlyqlady
Why do people keep perpetuating this ridiculous argument?
clintwestwud
To guilt women into not having abortions.
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SomeGiantIdiot
Notorious R.B.G.
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Miss you Ms. Ginsburg..
heyoo42
Yet she decided to stay as SCOTUS during Obama's admin instead of retiring and letting him, not trump, pick a judge
weidermeijer
... and if you retired... we might have had a different outcome.
Regularsizerudy
Thank you. The egos. Now we have the same problem with Breyer. Let’s see if he does the right thing and steps down but I doubt it
Drakenborn
You say that but Republicans blocked Merrick Garland's appointment to the SC for nearly a year. In addition to A LOT of other judges
Rynzler
Yeah I can’t help but be a little bitter about that…
csullivan
More than a little.
Goldenagecomics
So true.
JakSandrow
'WHEEhrrhrhhHRHhrh BBBRBRKRKRLLRLRBERERBEEEERRR' - Brett Kavanaugh, presumably
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
Is that the same Brett Cavanaugh who can't recall how many times he may have gotten blackout drunk and saxually assaulted girls at parties >
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
> in high school and college? I'm sure glad that such morally upright men are making decisions like this on uniquely women's issues.
DEADGH057
yes, that brett cavanaugh
Snarkywisecrack
I thought the FBI should have taken him out into the woods and refreshed his memory.
Cyclicus
Sorry, RBG, but people preferred the corrupt game show host Russian agent with syphillitic dementia to nominate USSC justices instead.
AvielMenter
Nah they don't. Couldn't get a plurality of the vote either time.
Magjee
She should have retired when Obama won his second term, like Breyer should be retiring now. Instead the court is going to end up 7-2. JFC
AvielMenter
I am cautiously optimistic Breyer will retire at the end of this term.
Magjee
He would need to do it with sufficient time to vote prior to midterms. Like now so it can be settled prior to the next recess.
AvielMenter
Right, the end of the term is sufficient time. It was for Kennedy, Stevens, etc.
WardenoftheGreatGate
You don't remember what happened during Obama's second term re: supreme court justices?
Magjee
That's after the 2014 midterm. After 2012 they still had the Senate. She should have retired then. Breyer is going to pull an RBG
smashpro1
That's why Breyer should retire now, while Dems have both chambers.
Magjee
He should, but he won't and then people will be doing the RBG style prayers he doesn't die. What a shitshow
PrinceOfWhales
The Satanic Temple has filed suit against Texas already. https://thesatanictemple.com/pages/legal-action
MissUniversalSoldier
HAIL SATAN
wormsinmahspice
Their membership cards are all sold out too, ask me how I know! Hail Satan!
Slimewire
Kudos to you, diligent imgurian, for posting this on every relevant post!
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DevilsAudvocate
Yeah, but the rest of us are pretty cool.
INeverWaitForIt
Too bad the SCOTUS only fucks over laws for supply-side christians.
MotorBoatMyButtCheeks
Hail Satan
solmazer
Thank god..
wolfman492
VaultGirl69
I read up on the differences between the Satanic Temple and the Satanic Church. STS is more of a legal/political group.
derzilly
maisoncdn
blue cheese, huh?
DevilsAudvocate
That's getting outdated. They're developing their own texts. Among other things changing with the restructuring.
CthuluChan
Where do I sign up for after school Satan clubs?
oblimo
That penultimate comparison has piqued my interest to learn more, I guess I'm watching the documentary.
DevilsAudvocate
Maybe don't rely only on the documentary. Find a local group or a FOTST group and talk to others.
oblimo
No worries, I have friends in low places.
VaultGirl69
TST also sells hot sauce.
DevilsAudvocate
Technically they aren't. They're legally a church. They just use the legal system a lot. They legally can't be more political than religious
VaultGirl69
There are obviously no restrictions on Christian churches for mucking around with politics and the legal system.
DevilsAudvocate
They aren't enforced. Sadly. But it's part of the 501c(3) guidelines per the IRS.
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
That's a valid point.
GrassssssssTastesBad
There's male birth control thats a fucking gel (dunno if its out yet) but I have a plastic wishbone inserted in my cervix
HelpfulCorn
Yeah but it stops my period too so I'd have one even if my partner was sterile.
prettywitty69
Shouldn’t have to tho
GrassssssssTastesBad
Its very common for your period to lighten significantly or stop all together using an IUD
GrassssssssTastesBad
Stops my period too, I love it!! Dont love getting it put in tho but thats 4 years away