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ReallyCrazyIvan
http://imgur.com/boAkCUe
CatBiteHandshakes
totoandamigo
lynnefhyn
...buy which you mean creepy as fuck.
cap7ainhowdy
SeeUNextTues
Who did not need to see this?
magneticgumby
I haven't laughed this much viewing a post then reading the comments (that perfectly capture my reaction) in a while on here. THANK YOU OP!
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edemardil
zxBARRICADExz
internet wai yu hert mey
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ripshadowfox
acunninglinguist
Literally the most perfect reaction gif for this post.
sophieshealthychoice
http://imgur.com/H23ecfx
ObiWanChemobi
vande
I'm concerned
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Illyric
MaverickSawyer
Commenting for later use!
DaMrNelson
Same!
taigitsune
LukeDeVari
I was hoping someone posted this.
justasomeone
thats NOT my fetish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ihavequestions
thats NOT my petfish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
justasomeone
thank the gods.... bad enough to see, worse if it were Jeff (guessing that would be his name) "noooooooooo not Jeff!"
daredevilearth
*fistfish
NakedBears
dellcart
ALWAYS UPVOTE DS9!
dellcart
Wait, it is, right? It looks like Jake Sisko. >.>
NeverMindtheManBehindtheCurtain
Nah man, that's definitely the guy from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Ford or whatever his name is.
Iaimtomisbehave
It's a setting on the washing machine.
NeverMindtheManBehindtheCurtain
Yay Hitchhiker's!
RobotBeardThePirate
fauxki
Pink dolphins are native to the Amazon River and are highly endangered. They also bite off the heads of fish and use them for masturbation.
GingerTheBeard
maybe theres a reason they are endnagered? the masturbation thing maybe?
squarrel
Then why aren't Imgurians endangered?
GingerTheBeard
maybe because we don't kill thing then use it to masterbate.
whatdoyoumeanthisplaceisntwheelchairaccessible
What are you talking about? I do that all the time. Blood makes great lube.
Brozen
I remember my first fishlight
massiveleviathan
Fucking gold
legolover4678
+1
skipperwolf
You should have more points.
CaptainScarlet
Gee, I never thought I wanted to see a dolphin raping a dead fish... And I was right, I didn't want to see a dolphin raping a dead fish...
olds97lss
Fish wasn't dead.
MrsZbornak
i hope it was dead before that happened
UsePNGnotJPEG
It is now.
legolover4678
My god.
chbarts
Yes it was. The dolphin bit its head off.
accidentalslut
http://imgur.com/yeHQb45
PikaChunin
No. Bagheera seems too happy about that. Nuh uh.
MaverickSawyer
WTH, Bageerah?
freiman
I'm out
OmSauce
Lol please be top comment pleeeease
OldIronsides
scaperTM
Me too O_o
fuckpeoplewithfunnyusernames
take this weird song to brighten your day: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHLXfmpTQjo
freiman
Thank you.
fuckpeoplewithfunnyusernames
now that came unexpected
freiman
I noticed that this was my highest rated comment ever so i decided to check replies and reply to them
BigLizardInYourBackyard
He's in.
CabanaBannana
... Under the table.
eddiethirdbar
Hey, hold the door.
PoIluticorn
Just thought I'd comment so you'd remember this gif exists.
freiman
God damnit
whattheactualduck
can I go?
LizzzJocelyn
I too was not mentally prepared to see a fish cock gobbling today.
CaptainColder
Don't worry, it isn't The Dolphin will have bitten its head off first, and is fucking its corpse.
JaXm
Then it may interest you to know that that fish is, in fact, dead, and is currently being corpse fucked by the dolphin. Have a nice day!
DoctorWhatsMyNameAgain
That fish isn't cock-gobbling... it's headless. That's a headless fish corpse getting throat fucked.
UserNamesAreNotRelevant
ZeronicX
Agreed
IcarusIdea
Fatality
MrPredator
I'm not sure if I want to obtain that award or not.
SexyHobbitses
WhatDoYouThinkOfMyHat
This needs to be more popular
PeanutButterBeggar
I heard the sound.
JlynTheo
Heh. My upvote got you to 69 points. Hehe.
thedirtyturd
Need to remember this
SomeoneElsewhere
username relevancy +1
justasomeone
sry i can one give you +1
plusoneforyou
YOU DON'T OWN ME!!
swagmastayoloslaya
DO YOU SEE A RING ON MY FINGER?!
ReposterCallerOuterMan
im saving this
YuckyAbyss
Comment
CarlCDubya
Bass to mouth?
throwmealemonrope
ass to trout next?
KC3PO
Anything is a vaginas if you're brave enough
Dooood
How brave are YOU? http://cdn.gifbay.com/2013/10/feed_the_shredder-92305.gif
KC3PO
Not that brave haha
stillcleaning
Oh hell no. WTF is that machine even for? It's just a destroyer of worlds.
thatshyguy
This thing was fun in 30 Days of Night.
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
nope.
QuiGonRum
Why plural?
KC3PO
Because I fat fingered my phone
AaronScythe
Knew they raped things, people included... But damn. Surprised.
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ComeOnAndSlam
Queenmickey
That is fucking terrifying.
CopperWench
Did you expect it to order a fleshlight online?
jawsnnn
They don't. Its a myth. They do hump humans once in a while, but so do dogs.
SpearmintJun
but pods of males will kidnap females from their pods from time to time and pass her around
AaronScythe
There have been documented cases of humans penetrated by them, please google before you blather.
jawsnnn
Go to Google scholar. Type dolphin rapes. See what happens. Not everything on "Google" is true. Google = search tool not the book of truth.
AaronScythe
So we have dolphins raping other dolphins, and video evidence of pinning/humping (although the source is less than credible) Dogs also rape.
AaronScythe
http://www.aquaticmammalsjournal.org/share/AquaticMammalsIssueArchives/1985/Aquatic_Mammals_11_2/Sylvestre.pdf Rape/molest. Point stands.
AaronScythe
The mentality is there, scientifically proven. There are also videos around but it's kinda hard to post beastiality isn't it? YOU google it!
flyingsolow
They are documented for homosexuality though, so maybe therein lies the confusion.
flyingsolow
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexual_behavior_in_animals#Amazon_Dolphin
SpicedNipples
Fleshlight
thisheretexasdude
*fishlight
SpicedNipples
Flishlight
Mariondoe
fleshfish?
LoveSays
There's no evidence they "rape" things. But, if there was, I think it would interesting evidence of their large range of emotions and 1/2
LoveSays
further proving they do things on purpose.
morgrimmoon
They sexually penetrate orifices of seals, does that not count as rape?
LoveSays
Where is your source for this? Also, no, scientists don't use the word "rape" when it comes to others as we don't know what they're thinking
morgrimmoon
The seal article is behind a paywall, but here's one about mating with turtles: http://www.seaturtle.org/mtn/archives/mtn115/mtn115p4.shtml
LoveSays
That's fascinating. Why did you come across this? I really want to contribute to understanding other animal behavior when I'm older.
AaronScythe
Please, don't try pedantics on the word, they take unwilling partners for sexual gratification - that's rape. Plenty of evidence on google.
LoveSays
Such as? And how do you know they're unwilling?