GodEmperor0fMankind
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You bastard. You know who you are.
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Apr 7, 2018 5:30 AM
GodEmperor0fMankind
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You bastard. You know who you are.
FP edit: awesome! Send bobs and memes.
one100hundred
dammit D-Nice
Jynxy85
DuallyNotedAsshat
Guy came in literally at close and ordered 12 tacos extra jalapeños. Oh he got extra alright. RIP that guy’s asshole!
ThatFantasticChicken
CFA?
GodEmperor0fMankind
Yup
GarbageKoala
surely it takes less than three minutes to dump a bag of frozen nugs in the fryer
LtMushroomCock
Restaurant closes @ 10:00. Person: let's go in at 9:40 and order lobster....................................................................
Batonrougeisnotsobad
You know as the employee you have to do it with a smile, but it’s still the pits.
Z3roCo0l
Ya ill take 20 tacos!
FlyrishHoney
At 9.59 someone pumps £60 of fuel, goes to slow ATM, comes in, orders electric topup, "oh i forgot milk", comes back with full trolley....
JackIsLacking
I do this, then leave after about 10 minutes. You know who I am.
aCartographer
You are... DEAD!
tzxAzrael
i mean.. in 10 minutes, you have your nuggets, so idk why you'd stay. unless the store has a policy to shut off the fryers at a certain time
tzxAzrael
and then it's just "no, come in earlier next time."
imnottheheroyoudeserve
Jackinthelacks?
stopcorrectingmyfukinggrammar
Wait I thought it was Jackinthecrack
CityYeti
A cunt?
Mockingbirb
The son of a bitch?
JackIsLacking
No, that's the guy who stayed.
ThisIsTheHardestPartOfAnRPG
I close a huge gym, and it takes 20 minutes to shut everything down (if i'm rushing.) Theres a guy that always comes in right before close.
AlwaysUpvoteShaq
I've worked in the restaurant industry for years. As long as you've ordered by the time we close, I'll gladly serve you.
CandidGamera
Careful there. Imgurians hate actual professionalism (shit take effort, yo).
AlwaysUpvoteShaq
God forbid!
verysmoov
Thank you for understanding your job description. Judging by the popularity of this pic, people seem to mistake work time for their own time
AlwaysUpvoteShaq
It seems simple to me. Most co-workers hate me for this mindset.
verysmoov
You just continue to be an enormously more desirable employee than most co-workers, see where each of your paths take you. You will win.
Binki604
Family rule: Do not enter a store or restaurant if they have 15 minutes or less until closing.
CandidGamera
Luckily amazon doesn't close then. Fuck brick and mortar if you're that entitled.
MHCII
Kinda depends. Any place you can order 30 nuggets at, you can just leave within 10 minutes. It makes sense for sit down restaurants though
MarkWatneysVicodinPotato
If people came into my store at closing and were there for more than 30 minutes I used to repeatedly slam the gates closed until they left.
Deliken
Ahaha.... Haha... Wow do all these douche comments remind me why closing is a shit show every night. Common courtesy and empathy are dead.
dallywhacker
How dare someone order food? And during the restaurant's business hours, too. The nerve
IpodKingCrackBaby
Semi-irrelevant but keegan michael key probably did the best representation of SOAB that anyone will ever do and he will not be topped.
verysmoov
Kanye?
bringbakfirefly
I worked fast food for 5 years. I have no sympathy for this. If you're open, you're open.
Ginkawa
"oh good, your still open"
Chaimgoldbergenstein
Thirty minutes before is reasonable. Now, going into a store five minutes before closing? That's a Dick Move™.
franklocean
The way I see it, by all means go in 5 minutes till close and try an order, but if they tell you it’s too late, then you shouldn’t be upset.
bl0ke
Do thirty nuggets take that much longer to cook than, say, ten? I mean you have multiple friars n’ shit, right?
Holinyx05
Says the douches who clean the Ice Cream machine at 6pm and tell everyone it's "broken" the rest of the night. I'm going order nuggets too
wyatt8740
I always ask, "Have you cleaned the ice cream machine yet?" and if they say no, I order ice cream. Otherwise I buy something else
bringbakfirefly
I've managed these people. I've also fired these people.
GodEmperor0fMankind
I work at Chick-fil-a. Our ice cream is open until close. I got a milk shake for a coworker after close last night.
LebenderGeist
You've done me proud.
leidrienne
I have literally never experienced this after working in fast food over a year, it works until we turn it off at close
ChronicD
I can verify that, at BK anyway, the ice cream machines clean themselves overnight. So annoying.
Holinyx05
Burger King and McDonalds ice cream is down 100% after 6pm in the big city where i live. I'm talking well over 5 restaurants each
drowninginthesouth
Yup. I'm just going to say it. Close earlier then. Don't stay open until whatever time & get mad when people actually come in to order food.
smcchr009000
Don't order food that's going to take longer to make than the store has time left until closing.
pokebug666
TBF, it's not like the people complaining have the power to change the business hours.
drowninginthesouth
You do have a point.
IrukandjiJelly
Maybe your prick of a boss should pay you past closing time? i.e. Until whatever time you have to stay until lock-up?
guti41
Fucking awesome sketch/skit
Matt118
So you blame the customers and not the manager who didn't allocate time for cleaning and shut down?
wyatt8740
As a pizza hut worker, it really doesn't work like that. Just trust me, it doesn't. Most stuff can't be cleaned up until after closing.
DXAshram
Having worked in a fast food place, ahahaha. Nothing shuts down until that clock reaches closing time.
bringbakfirefly
This person gets it.
drunkhistorian
Funny when people tell employees with no power to plan better.
PicsOrItDidntHappen7
They do that on purpose you know
verysmoov
Purchase and consume sustinance? The bastards
CandidGamera
Yeah fuck me for barely getting away from my work in time to spend money at your shitty greasepit.
PicsOrItDidntHappen7
Someone sounds salty
YesLikeWhatIDo
Exactly, to give them extra food that is left.
Pcakester
Why would you want some cold fuckin nuggets? Come in when everybody is and you get that fresh shit
Rikther
planetaryluv
People try that at my job, and my boss gives them the exact portion size. Lots of angry people over that, specially over premium items
wyatt8740
when people do that at pizza hut, i put on as little of each topping as I can get away with and still technically comply with the specs.
planetaryluv
We had a guy blatantly ask us for extra food "because y'all are about to close and throw it away"
wyatt8740
lol. "Sorry, no. I don't make the rules" would be my response in that case
planetaryluv
I just told him if he wanted anything extra he had to pay for it.
IamJustinSane
Manager at McDonalds by me has solved this problem by locking the doors 40 minutes before closing time. You know who you are, you bitch!!
MasterRichardRahl
Call corporate. They'll put a stop to it.
IamJustinSane
I did, they did. Sent me a coupon code for a free Big Mac, and haven’t noticed it closed early since, nor have I seen that manager anymore.
IamJustinSane
There was a half dozen people standing outside trying to figure out why the door was locked. She just kept yelling, “cuz we’re closed!”
TypedThisWithMyPenis
Wow nuggets, must really suck dropping them into the fryer and nothing else.
wyatt8740
The real problem is having to drop everything you were trying to get done so you could leave in order to make their food.
wyatt8740
and if you've already turned off one side of the frier, you could be fucked.
DevilDisowned
Sounds complicated.
Mumalot
The counting process might be a little tough. 1.2.4.8.16.32.64.128...DAMNIT! (I actually do this sometimes, after I was taught binary).
ChrisBronson
Uh, he also had to count to thirty. Not that easy
TypedThisWithMyPenis
Good point. I can only count to 10...well, 20 if I’m not wearing shoes.
bringbakfirefly
A whole 5 minutes. Man that ruined your whole night.
wyatt8740
some of us don't like working until 1 in the morning and have school in 6 hours and need all the sleep we can get.
bringbakfirefly
I had a wife, 2 year old, worked 70 hours a week and went to college at the same time. There's no sympathy to gain from me.
wyatt8740
That's all fair, except that I'm guessing you chose to have a kid. Still I see your point, It Could Be So Much Worse.
bringbakfirefly
The kids didn't take much effort cause he was good mostly. Working and going to school all day everyday was awful though.
Comrex
Sorry to be this guy, but I shouldn't feel guilty for coming to a place during the hours it's open. Even if it closes in 3 minutes
IrukandjiJelly
Nope, opening hours are opening hours. Not your fault their boss doesn't pay them to stay back to clean/lock up.
CultureVulture
I'm a chef, and although it is annoying as fuck, I do agree with you - opening hours are opening hours
woodsandhillsplc
It does make you a massive douche, up to you whether that makes you feel bad or not. A lot of people are proud to be massive douches.
hearthstoneaccount3
It provides jobs, I could stop coming but then you aren't needed for that hour and your boss should see this and dock you.
Pcakester
If you dont care then go ahead, its not illegal but it doesnt make you not a dick
SpaceshipBeBop
You're right, I'm sure they didn't want to be able to leave on time like you would like to at your own job.
Comrex
I'm an electrician. If the customer has a problem 3 minutes before I leave I can't just pack it up. I gotta stay till it's fixed.
thiscommentwillselfdestruct
There is no "leaving on time" when you're scheduled to close a restaurant. You leave when the job is done.
Iullabee
that's a problem with the place's organization. where i live, the employees are scheduled until after the place closes, so they have the
Iullabee
necessary time to turn everything off and clean. ie : place closes at 23:00, employees are still on the clock till 23:30 (or whatever
Iullabee
is decided by that business)
KrystenRitterEyeRoll
If kitchen's open I'm ordering whatever the fuck I want to eat. What the fuck else should the rule be
Pcakester
Go ahead, but theyll hate you
digivirus
The rule is, don't be a dick to people who handle you food. Coming in and ordering a ton of food right before close, is being a dick.
PhantomGeek
So last half hour of OPEN means "Go elsewhere, Bubba is straining the grease and can't be late for Street Outlaw bitch duty"
thiscommentwillselfdestruct
That's bullshit. Quit being a diva and make the fuckin food. The percocets will still be there when you get out.
PrincessWasabi
With half an hour still before closing time, a restaurant apologized and said they couldn't accept more customers. I guess it goes both ways
bringbakfirefly
I'm so sorry I provide a demand that keeps your employed. My fucking bad.
Mockingbirb
But... but when I'm very hungry?
verysmoov
No, it's being a customer, and placing your purchase order within the time frame allotted by the restaurant. Maybe you're the dick.
CriManSquaFandCdoubletime
Find another job
Pcakester
Whats the problem if theyre not refusing to serve you? Theyre allowed to be annoyed.
Daeyelle
Find another place that's open till later
CandidGamera
"Please, fuck off and go to our competition" - wow you've got a real great business model there champ!
CriManSquaFandCdoubletime
Don't need to if your sign says open.
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Travistymx13
They likely hate you. Your lunch is keeping them from their family.
Pcakester
30 minutes is a lot more different than 3. Like the time it would take him to place the order and begin cooking it would be that long
HannibalHoseth
Pack your fucking lunch then
Goldenhead17
Get back to cooking those nuggets so we don’t have to
UsernameNeededPleaseProvide
What if i work late and can only get there just before closing? I've done that plenty of times.
Pcakester
You dont have to, but personally id just apologize and do it anyway. Youre allowed to be a dick lol
CandidGamera
Like those entitled cunts wouldn't complain about the customer "dickishly rubbing it in with a phony apology".
Pcakester
THeyd complain but if I actually need food Ill get over it. Just trying to be nice i guess
hearthstoneaccount3
You work til the dot. Not 5 minutes before the dot, can't handle that piss off there are a million people dying for your job.
DevilDisowned
Uuuuuugh, sounds like work.
Pcakester
Its not like theyre refusing to serve them. They just hate it
crzyaznmnky
Ok so if the place closes at 10 and you are in there at 10:01 I'll take your food away and kick you out the door so I can go home
hearthstoneaccount3
your job. You have no position to bargin, thats life now deal with it or live on the streets.
ImNotTaylorSwift
Wow. Those are the choices? Be a corporate slave or homeless? How about some human decency? What's your problem, dude?
hearthstoneaccount3
If you have failed to provide your service by 10:01 that is your own fault and you must oblige by your contract. As said lots people want 1/
Strongharbour432
So you really think fast food get nice contracts and shit?
crzyaznmnky
Wait wait so if you come in at 9:59 and order food, and I don't get it out to you by 10 so you can walk out the door I didn't do my job?
Yawnos
if its such a problem put up a sign and point to it, then no one has any excuse to argue. no sign, you should be serving however.
Pcakester
They didnt refuse service. THeyre just angry