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Surprise motherf***er
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Dec 7, 2017 12:10 PM
AstralTrinity
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Treblaine
Them Duke Boys are at it again!
Freakyfrek
mahgad
In Russia, the motherf***er surprises you!
Stinkdog
That's how my dad's coworker and husband (guy I worked with) died. Car went airborne and landed on their windshield. Left 2yo twins behind
nickrad
LEEEEROOYYYYYYYYYY JEEEEENNNNKINNNNSSSS
nickrad
Replies motherf***er
flamingflamingo
Underappreciated comment.
toxiclulz
Player 3 has entered the game!
theboringusername
Ready Player 3
hegartyp
Wildcard bitches
ironmansmetalundies
Andrzhel
Some fries, motherfucker
Nathaliao
This happened in DK today. The driver died instantly.
Senrik
Can someone lable the cars 'me' and 'life'? It's just too accurate.
NeilTysonsAstrophysics
Desperation kicks in as the male SUV try’s to take down a larger prey
CapBoxHead
DOYOUHAVETIMETOTALKABOUTTHELORDANDSAVIOR!?!?!?
thatwoodguy
Goota credit guys reflexes. He started turnoing before the car hit the ground
Loudscreamingorganism
Don't know why... But I hear the A team theme song ....
NicestguyonImgur
With the dukes of Hazzard horn.
ginandtonicisanacquiredtaste
and now, so do I.
lordquas27
The driver reacted quite well.
stoutde
Some fries, mother fucker
WhatInTheSamhillisaPuma
All rise mother fucker
drewcrosby
Some pies, motherfucker.
SovereignForeigner
Damn flies, motherfucker
bodaciousbum
PHKing2222
Sad part is? I think was an attempt at suicide by truck. 4th Gen Driver, heard many stories of this horrible issue.
goodyoneshoes
So... did someone die?
profanelogic
Here we see the red van pounce at his prey from cover. Unfortunately, the silver car's reaction is swift as he avoids a fatal blow.
OPislowkeyasnowpea
AngronTheRedAngel
JimStansel
clownbusiness
LEROOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENKINS
LordHotPie
*MMMMJEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIINNNS
apathyorwhatever
MatiasMATE
goddammit leeroy
Chrsstffr
rookie23
At least you got chicken?
MigraMines
I've killed him. So did many of my friends he was on laughing skull always announced presence In an area. He also sucked at pvp
Hipcatjack
Sucked at raids too. Pretty good at eating chicken tho.
MigraMines
reminds me of a druid on another server called chickensammich LOL
gorillaClutch
if you look close you can almost see the moment that driver shits his pants
bamboozlerz
I hope he wore his brown pants
rxpx40
Trucker saw the whole thing coming, was braking hard.
RSB1292
Here we see a lone SUV, preying on lesser cars. With one mighty leap the SUV drives its prey into the way of an unsuspecting truck, grazing1
RSB1292
2 In the middle lane; but to no avail: The SUV misses, heading for an unsavory accident. Its younglings will remain hungry tonight.
WhyDoINeedThisStupidAccount777
https://imgur.com/59TMLoH
drewcrosby
This made me really lol. Love it.
WhyDoINeedThisStupidAccount777
You can always open original post and add it to favorites ;-)
SprinkleButt
My car flies motherfucker!
Blasphemoustrat
Must be a saab
Darkstar2022
luvinlife17
Lmao
Gammelfar
Car hood flies motherfucker
nitro3sg
underrated comment
Fl0zilla
Sun's in my eyes, motherfucker!
screamingshits
everyone dies, motherfucker!!
aalcoholism
I know you tried, motherfucker!
bandy600
Open your eyes, motherfucker!
crusad
Mid-size, motherfucker!
Transportal
Swerve right, motherfucker!
tothereandbackagain
Had the silver car dodged left it would have been an awesome near miss
cowpiefatty
But much worse results if they were to fail.
Mithi
Right, but those situation call for reaction, not a plan.
SweetZombiJesus
You mean a head-on collision?
5SpicyCheetos
Then they wouldn’t get a new car.
jacblake
Isn’t a “near miss” actually a “hit”?
tothereandbackagain
Nearly
flagbasher
bringbakfirefly
No. That would have been a miss. This was a near miss.
DashDaddyD
I’d rather hit the car then get run over by a semi!
HuckingAmish
Near hit* George Carlin had a bit about near miss, it implies they hit
Hendlton
ROOF FLIES OFF!
rfur
But it's a miss that was near. See also close call, shut door and wet fart
dgilbertson10
I thought that before i saw george carlins bit. Since then (and even before then) hes been my favorite comedian.
TheBMachine
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Near_miss_(safety)
tothereandbackagain
Ber4nger10
Damnit... you beat me to it.
UnpinionedPoplars
And he was wrong. Funny! But wrong. There's a difference between a "near miss" and "nearly missed."
Snarkywisecrack
Irregardless...
MrSaturday
With as much hate as grammar nazi's spread, I figured this would be much more important.
Snarkywisecrack
We have to let it ripen. I more than nearly miss George Carlin.
MrSaturday
We need to summon him back for a week to see trump. The word-fallout would blow the hippy dippy weatherman's mind.
imuglyandimproudd
This is why Trig and Physics knowledge should be a requirement to operate a vehicle.
Grimmrog
pfff, most people forget and ignore it anyways, they are just that stupid.
UpRisen
Because when you are going 70mph and a car comes flying over a divider right at you theres JUST enough time to calculate the trajectory.
imuglyandimproudd
its the conceptual skills not applications i'm talking about, a lot of people just don't know how the world works.
UpRisen
most people will know "car coming from left? go right." thats instinct and risk management, knowing all the math in the world doesnt compare
imuglyandimproudd
i get what you are saying but us being humans and not animals we are not restricted to instincts. With knowledge you can prepare for things.