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If you upvote me ill upvote everything! I just wanna be able to post more :(
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My birthday is on Monday, hoping to see some of my vaccinated friends this weekend!
Spirit animal, well, this but also a red panda.
Every morning! And Charlie always manages to walk directly onto my bladder.
If you give me an upvote I'll post something really funny next time
I remember it tasted really weird, not at all like ketchup.
up 4 up
Basically. I am nearly 32, female and have zero maternal instincts.
I'm feeling this.
Arrows up and ill upvote all your comments too
This is 100% how it happened for me.
I miss my pimped out MySpace profile so much.
Still do this.
Not sorry.
Cat tax! Not my cats, but the image and my username work together.
Caliitali
“Sparkling water” guy, that was great.
Didyouthinkthisthrough
Atnosh
#8 no it's baby. Baby. Baby. Human child.
eebogur
I tried to do the auto complete dating profile, only to find out I apparently babble too much- nothing made any sense or went anywhere. ☹️
tracereading
MySpace? Try Geocities with an embedded midi transcribed by a tone deaf 12 year old.
davisgraves
Michelob ultra if I've already put down a good base. But have you tried Michelob light? It's fantastic.
villhelm
#7 must have been Canada Dry. Everyone knows you can't drink Canada Dry
EvilCatCreations
Well, the caption does say sparkling water, so it's probably Canada Dry ?
JOKERZwild86
I wish a girl could ask me for food then show me her butthole
StarscreamAndHutch
Classic Charlie.
LaCroixJenkins
Meh....I would tumble with Brendan Fraser... But I would not seek him out
DigiT00l
#4 why would the pets still wear clothes?
yetanothercatlady
I'm almost 31 and have no maternal instincts either. Username fits as well!
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
#11 hard fuckin same
Shazoozle
#4 all I’m saying is, if my wife woke me up showing me her ass saying “FOOD” it would work.
UrbanNorthern
Donk4donk
I was born in the dark. My body is ready.
BahamutBBob
#1 Don't Stop Believing doesn't do anything softly, and we all appreciate it for it.
letthecatout
Totally with you on the cats vs babies thing. Totally.
Monkeytron
I never really upvote dumps, but you made me chuckle audibly three times in one dump. Have you’re damn upvote!
belindawilson112
Love your cat tax picture!!
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
#4 joke's on her; I'm into that shit.
StatmanIbrahimovic
#11 stupid sexy Imhotep
madrush
Whowhywhatwhere
#6 I see how you tricked an upvote out of me, well played
dabrick31
I’m so glad someone added the text to this one, I was so confused as to what happened or how I should feel
ambiguouslybenevolentcryptid
#8 same though
Eucrow
To be fair, human offspring are disgusting.
thebruce32
My birthday is also Monday! Doing a small Fauci Ouchie party with 10 friends. Hope yours is a hood one!
EvilCatCreations
Happy almost birthday! ?
Richter12x2
In my narrative, hood isn't a typo, and I'm imagining what a hood birthday would be like.
thebruce32
Just think of the bbq scene from Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood.
HeyItsFen
#11 I'm so tired of this misrepresentation of bi culture. I know for a FACT Van Helsing is what did this to me
whodathunkit
Sandra Bullock in Miss Congeniality is what did it for me.
EchoOfSnac
My ex-girlfriend claimed the same thing.
RevolutionOnHerLips
The movie or the TV show?
AntiKristi
For me it was pirates of the Caribbean
IShouldReallyMakeAnAccountSoICanFavoritePosts
Xena: Warrior Princess definitely awoke something in my adolescent brain lol
ArtemisFolly
It was The Magicians for me
ArtemisFolly
I'm being downvoted for... Confessing which show made me realize I'm bi?
GivOsEnSocialistiskKalmarUnion
Mummy is great, but Van Helsing got them vampire milfs and goth daddies. Gotta love it
Misterdruglicious
That fucking outfit on that Kate Beckinsale? Dammmmmmn
GivOsEnSocialistiskKalmarUnion
Sure did awaken things in me.
Atnosh
I just decided about two years ago that dicks are kinda hot
dogmoind
I'm not bi, but almosy everyone in The Mummy makes me... feel funny.
Mairoa
Lol that's how it starts. Only half the cast made me feel funny, turned out I'm gay
Wikipedo
Sounds like you're on the right side of the river
Sirbopit
Even the warden from the prison?
dogmoind
Nah. *Almost* everyone.
Pyrokar
Oh boy do I have some fun news...
dogmoind
Hey, I can appreciate a beautiful man without wanting to bang him.
PenultimateFrisbee
Hey, Mich Ultra allows me to watch my calories and have a good time. Excuse me for caring about myself. I’ll just grab my purse and go!
PanderBare
Natty Light. Exact same beer and brewing process (except no hfcs), 1/3 the price
XA10
MikeMcAwesome91
Between all of the cheap American brands (I'm a bit of a connoisseur) they all taste the same to me. I usually go for PBR though.
Neurisko
The whole "what you drink determines your masculinity" or what colors you like, hobbies, etc. is so tiring and stupid.
Misterdruglicious
M'y bosses Friend keeps bothering me cause I Said ibprefer to be alone
nobodylikeskale
venomlash
Yeah! Don't bash Mich Ultra for being "girly"; bash it for being tasteless yeast-water. If you're gonna drink beer, drink real beer!
MrMeowAttorneyatPaw
Fr. If I told a girl to go play with a Barbie and drink her cosmo she would be (rightly) upset. This shit needs to stop
Annemoon
As a girl who hated Barbie's and pink I fully agree and feel ya. F this shit. You guys may join me for fancy drinks any time.
timatkins77711
lighten up Francis, it's a joke........
kaoticgirl
Is a joke really a joke if it isn't funny?
DenDen11
Yes lol funny to you isn’t funny and to someone else and vice versa. If it’s something as silly as a joke about a beer like just breathe
kaoticgirl
Some 'jokes' should be left behind, where they belong. It helps no one to perpetuate harmful stereotypes and the cost is basically nothing.