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I started balding at 18. It got real bad at 20. I just shave my head now. Genetics suck. My dad didn't start balding till his 40s.
Mar 28, 2018 3:49 PM
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I started balding at 18. It got real bad at 20. I just shave my head now. Genetics suck. My dad didn't start balding till his 40s.
JohnSnowflake
Own your shit. People don’t dislike baldness nearly as bad as lack of confidence
mustardcutter
I know how that feels, I started losing my hair when I was 16 , shaved my head when I was 21 Best decision ever.
therrCorgiSmuggler
God only made so many perfect heads, the rest he covered with hair
percivaldanvers
Baldness can be a powerful look if you power into it. Think Captain Picard or Lex Luthor.
iamjackscompletelackofcompassion
The only thing that sucks is your head getting glued to a leather seat/couch back.
HamDangler4TheAngleOfTheDangle
flyeaglesfly17
TheAnswerIsTheMoops
MechaNinja
When I started buzzing my head (before I started shaving my head a few years ago), I referred to it as The Picard Solution.
DaShanghaiKid
https://viralviralvideos.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2015/04/Please-dont-do-it-GIF.gif
flyinghotpocket
MrStrawberry209
En atleast you don't have a tiny vagina...
ALTEREDgenitalia
Started at 15 for me, boss. Lucky us
HasturShoggoth
Bald men are sexy if they rock it.
turskadisko
Yes! My friend looks very good with a shave ????
veryfarawaycountry
YES!!!!
altonbrowndeserveshisownmemefuckyouifyoudisagree
Ootandabootehh
Aww I feel so bad for the blue shirt guy. :( He was just asking a polite question.
RickdiculousSquancher
My bro at 20 and an uncle at 16. It's normal. Bald peeps look bad ass.
BadBunnyLadyOfRocksTreesAndDirt
Just say it's from your exercise training, like Saitama.
HamOnWholeWheat
I'm bald. So what. You're more aerodynamic bitch. Don't whine. The future is now.
sauronater
I'm 24 and my top dome is getting sparse..my brothers and my uncle's kid are all going bald too lol. It's whatever. Worse things can happen.
smackmybishop
Balding bad but wear glasses. When I shave my head, I look like those feminist men from SF and I want to cry.
3MsAndaJTL
Nah. Wear it sexy &proud Just don't wear those dumb black bulky glasses. Those glasses fit no one & scream "I want to be relevant, dammit"
confirmedbunburyist
Bald guys are hot. -A lesbian.
TedTheMan
Lesbians are hot. -a guy.
jaydawgx7
Welcome to our club, enjoy the comfort and convenience. Also enjoy believing everyone with a good head of hair is a complete douchebag
bigeasy44
You're not bald, you're just taller than your hair.
CAntthenuclearapocalypsecomesoicanjustdiealready
My brother is 22 with the hairline of a 40 year old. I've got a full head of hair he still gets laid more than me
baldil0cks
well my hair's doing a pretty shite job if im only 5'3"
dogenuggets
This. As men grow older they outgrow their hair, it gradually moves down the body over time.
dogenuggets
My chin is doing fantastic at the moment.
Cornholyith
Very true. If I had half the hair on my head that’s now on my ass I’d be like Fabio. It’s like wiping peanut butter from a wool rug man.
dogenuggets
Interesting analogy...
bananasinpyjamas
SometimesIpostfood
I've been gray since I was 20.
TrueNorthernLights
Bald guys, esp young bald guys, are hot.
InsensitiveComments
thank you :D
TheGreatDivider
Same here. Just shave it clean and grow a kick ass beard.
3MsAndaJTL
Beards/whiskers hurt, not cool
dwheated
My boyfriend shaves his head and I friggin' love it! Rock it, OP. Stun girls with a wicked bush instead lol
ruferto
wait
MrDragonfyr
Loosing my hair (to stress) is one of the hardest things for me to deal with. Wish I had something better to say
ThatUserNameHasAlreadyBeenChosenAndIsNoLongerAvailableWHY
it does not necesssarily reduce the stress. more like the opposite
wouldntyouliketobeapeppertoo
*losing
brakefailure
I started shaving because of balding at about 28. I know the feels.
BatmanRidingANarwhal
I'm almost there :/ I've always known I'd go bald young and am just waiting till I'll start shaving it
InsensitiveComments
shave it. accept it. when people rubs your bald scale it feels good. like real good.
BatmanRidingANarwhal
I've hopefully got another year or two before it's necessary. If I can make it to 30 I'll be happy
LintillaAllitnil
Bald men supposedly have a higher testosterone level. So...you've got that going for you, which is nice.
schanzen
This is not always true. Source: My only advantageous genetic trait is height.
Frogthebountyhunter
Yeah but do you FUCK MAD BITCHES
StonesOnTheHill
My dads family have weak chins but magnificent beards to hide it. My moms family have perfect chins but pathetic beards. Guess what I got...
Ootandabootehh
Oh! Oh! Imma guess a weak chin and pathetic beard?!
McmatyevakaM2
bald is sexy if you own it...
PmMeYourFavDinosaur
Don't you have to have a good shaped gead?
PmMeYourFavDinosaur
Head*
3MsAndaJTL
What isn't sexy is every Tom, Dick, and Harry trying to "own it" nowadays. Not everyone can. Some just look ridonkulous. SOME....Not ALL
McmatyevakaM2
NOTHING looks worse that a comb over or fringe just around the edge...except the neck ponytail....
3MsAndaJTL
Agree. Those get it honestly. Barely or even moderate thinning men who suddenly decide bald is sexy..... no
McmatyevakaM2
Can we just try and prop this guy up a little though...especially since he has no choice...no need to kick him when he's down..
3MsAndaJTL
Yup.The good ones don't know how sexy they really are.The jerk ones realize it,and try to capitalize on it. My comment was to those asses.
SlutAtNight
The gene is passed from your maternal grandfather. Also, how much luck does it give when its rubbed?
makelthappen
That's not always true, have you looked it up or do you believe what someone else told you, people always say that but it's RNG lol
InsensitiveComments
+5 luck when rubbed. half of my uncles on my mom's side are bald so damn it grandpa *shakes fist in hair*
themanthemyththebellend
My Maternal Grandfather and all of his sons were bald by thirty. I'm 41 and rock a full head of hair. Suck it bitches!
Imgazorpazorpfuckingfieldbitch
That's why I grew out my hair last year, while I still can. I'm 22. My uncle and grandpa were essentially bald by 30
LadyCottonHead
I hope that's not true, or my future son is screwed.
DeadSetOnSuicide
the maternal part is not true tho
bolshevixens
Maternal parent. If your maternal grandfather has a full head, you could still be getting the X from her mom with the hidden bald trait.
themanthemyththebellend
That makes more sense.
Zangulus
This is true! If I ever find my paternal grandfather I’m gonna whoop his but. Too bad the only people who knew who he was are all dead.
IWishPeopleWouldStopStealingMyUsernames
MATERNAL - not paternal. Linked to the X chromosome.
Zangulus
Dah. I meant to say maternal. Just a slip. I know it’s mother’s side. :P
GeneralLunacy
My maternal grandfather had a great head of hair when he died and I was bald by 25.
BatmanRidingANarwhal
It's the most common gene that causes it. Not the only possibility. Also could be a recessive trait that happened to be dominate in you :/
SlutAtNight
Maybe he wasn’t your maternal grandfather o.o jk
DinoKebab
Or he could have died at like 20
Zangulus
I went significantly thin at 17. By 24 I couldn’t even pull what was left into a tail anymore. So I gave up and shaved it. Luckily I have a
Bstone1
goat head to wear to hide my bald spot with the power of Satan.
TheDudzzly
I started having a really obvious receding hairline at 15. I only grew the balls to shave at 21, when all hope was lost. Never regretted it.
OhhHaiMark
I have a fear of going bald. 24, full head of hair... and it’s pretty glorious. I don’t wanna loose it!
khazaria
As a very pale dude who likes to work out, I'm always afraid I'll just be confused as a skinhead. Not bald yet, though.
TehKill3r
Samr here. I often get the question if something is up badly.
CyrusTheOk
Just grow a beard and you'll be fine.
SilverWingsofMorning
I'm afraid to think about it. It may encourage my brain to start release the bald activation code
Calicoastin818
This made me spit out my drink yeah don’t do it ! Or Do I’m just a post not the cops
Schnerpenherp
Too late, man. Too late.
Zangulus
Good shaped head and a great beard.
ChampagneElevator
That's what saved me. I gave up and started shaving my head at 22!
LapsedMennonite
Same. My girlfriend likes it, so no complaints here
daniel2maul
This
ZzaLord
Although I’m grateful to have hair on my noggin... i really admire a solid thick beard.
PmMeYourFavDinosaur
I have no idea what I'd look like bald. I'm too scared to try. I'm already ugly.
RoxanneLaWin
That’s the way to do it. (Women don’t care/get it but self esteem is a fine bedfellow. Rock that upside down head look. It’s hot.)
Farrit
I'll tell ya, a lot of women I've talked to, like my bald head way more than when I had hair. My girlfriend LOVES it.
Skuldi
Exactly this. I'm not even mad about this tradeoff.
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Zangulus
Walter would be walked out of my territory by my beard.
godofpencilshavings
I read bread. There goes my dyslexia
XB0XYGEN
Oh cool FUCK YOU
Zangulus
darkhalfbreed
Im 22 and too afraid to go full bald. I try to make Balding work. beard is on point tho
Farrit
Buzz it down close just to test the waters. It's a big step, but after I did it I can't go back.
Zangulus
Embrace the free skull. Don’t make the same mistake I did and look like a mangy half dead dog on your head.
SafeWords
Yup! Plus, you'll look younger somehow!
darkhalfbreed
I just wear a hat, works the same. I have the head and face for it.
darkhalfbreed
Im not doing a comb over or anything, and it seems hair growth is making way. I tried a dermatologist to see the issue,but guy was an asshat
darkhalfbreed
Walked in (17/18 at the time) and he just looked at me for 5 seconds said "use rogain" and walked out before i could ask him anything.