NachoManRandySalsa
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I miss you, Sara
FP Edit: I'm supposed to be working. S/O to Mike's Hard Lemonade
Jan 3, 2017 4:09 PM
NachoManRandySalsa
83348
1713
130
I miss you, Sara
FP Edit: I'm supposed to be working. S/O to Mike's Hard Lemonade
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
"Jesus? He's great at mowing my lawn."
LargeHoman
Hail Sagan!
worldsokayestspeler
I mean for real though thats a pretty smart and considerate thing to do. Might as well get that shit out in the open.
TheTinglesAndTheDingles
We would have been a good match. Alas, this Satanist is married now.
badgerthewitness
You misspelled your satiny religious convictions. I refuse to sleep on cotton.
BurgleStar
The dudes from The Last Podcast on the Left would be proud
GoddessDhumavati
Do you listen to LPOTL? Because you should.
GregorCorgane
Hail Sithis!
Gianttesticlemonster
Better than i am doing on bumble. 1 match in 3 months. She didnt even say hello.
thechangeintimewithrespecttospace
Probably the best possible move.
StormageddonDarkLordOfAllAKAAlfie
EmberTheWolf
Oh bother...
cintakins
Up voting for the user name alone!
ProfessorPritt
Thats smart, you didnt have to waste time and money, a divorce lawyer and 2.3 kids as well as 1.9 dogs to find out.
AreWeNotDoingPhrasingNow
Kevinmaloneismyspiritanimal
Sara pls.
IamMrGoodfellow
Fucking Christian Scum
TedTheMan
Imagine that. ..
dolphindreamsandsatan
You rang??
HotHamWater2
Hail Satin.
Urgalicity
I'd have asked if she is Satan
ThatDwarfWhoStealsYourOpinions
No shit, Sherlock
LosPer
Shouldn't this dealbreaker be in her profile?
NachoManRandySalsa
Pretty sure it was. I just swipe right for everyone.
LosPer
lol. The thirst is real?
Bigmackattack
did you murder everyone in a church while listening to freebird?
VSGH
Should have asked if she believed in The Loophole
FatThor89
On a first date this girl asked me if I was religious. I said, "no." She said, "ok, good." And we dated for a long while after that.
VoidIncarnate
"Are you religious?" "Yes, anyone who isn't an Atheist can go to Hell."
CPatricoo
No see thats allowed we arent going to make fun of that.
ThatsPermanent
She's probably right about the compatibility. Saved you some time.
FlatPlutoSociety
Getting deal breakers out of the way up front is a good idea.
Catfactory
#Saved #Blessed #HailMrSatan
thepartystoohard
Yeah I feel like, "She unmatched me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯" is a more appropriate reaction
iusuallyrespondwithgifsoroffensivecomments
Being upfront about that stuff is a good idea in my book.
YouCanCallMeWilliam
Loved it
themovingfinger
themovingfinger
You probably
NachoManRandySalsa
He's killin my game, man
kawwmoi
He's saving you from the crazies.
amars1111
InspirationalQuote69
Hail Hydra.
Jacahn
Hail Hydra!
Fauxpaws89
Hail Hydra!
lLikeTurtles
http://nerdapproved.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/hail-hydrant.jpg
OddSoull
Hail Hydrate!
AnUnknownErrorOccurred
Hail helix!
MikeJH
I'a Hydra I'a Dagon I'a Cthulhu