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Mar 20, 2018 7:20 PM
smeagolsprecious
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DL00P
I might be getting sent to prison for 2 years bc of weed :(
AluminumCucumbers
Lol. Awesome. Lost it at “alertness”.
WhatzitTooya
Whenever I got creative on weed, it looked only creative while I was still high...
Bumballs
A stoner guy I went to school with has a daughter called Indica, I thought it was just an unusual name.
azazyel
I usually stick with hybrids. I love living in a state where it's legal.
RelativeVelocity
So do I, but my job forbids it. Sucks.
cgchristoph
So which one is the “Racing Heartbeat, See Your Blood Vessels In Your Eyes, Feeling of Impending Death” strain? That’s all I ever find.
DiracsDelta
Indica: in da couch.
CaptainSilver42
I find a good hybrid to be best for creativity. Straight sativa makes it harder to concentrate, Indica makes me too sleepy.
theheebs25
a nice indica dominant hybrid is the best thing out there IMHO
Nullspeak
i need both of those then considering i can't do any of those things listed by myself
DevilDisowned
Lol @ alertness
DrivingtoHelltoKissDemons
Seen this before, stonertales on iFunny had it
didntLikeThatUsername
I've never noticed a difference between the two.
laowllol
Same. I've always said anyone who says there is a difference just has low THC tolerance.
mistaopportunity
Maybe you were smoking hybrids. They mix the two together.
troubledour
Because biochemically there really isn't one. The high you achieve is more closely related to the situation and state of mind.
CeleryMan7
not for me, but i am weird i guess? i only do indica, maybe a hybrid if i cant get a good indi
HsuDoNihm
If you buy it, you do a hybrid. To get profitable weight your grower uses hybrids. Pure strains do not produce nearly the same weights.
ThisGuyDisguisedTheSkies
Yep. Indica all day. Sativas make me feel like "why did you get high you piece of shit, don't you have shit to do blah blah..."
HeresSomeMoneyGoSeeAStarWar
I actually stick by the AM/PM note above. I carry both. Different times call for different strains. But I’m in an area that it’s feasible
SgtDefaultGN
Yeah sativas make me anxious af. If I’m gonna get fucked up I want to have fun doing it.
eddieeeeeee69
I usually stick to Indica domonant hybrids. Sativas make me anxious as shit. Not a fun time...
EMTMarv
kindpanda
There aren't many pure sativas left anymore
HsuDoNihm
Any, honestly. Pure sativa and indica produce crappy weight and aren't profitable. Hybrids are more resilient and produce greater weight.
Bubba83443
One gives me short term memory loss and tunnel vision, where’s that in this chart? Happened on three separate occasions.
HsuDoNihm
The chart's a bit simple. If one hits your memory harder, especially if it leaves you a bit scatterbrained, it's probably Sativa-dominant.
Katzizbetter
Could be a little too much of the gigglypuff giving you those tunel vision
needpersonalspace
Isn’t short term memory loss a thing with weed in general?
Bubba83443
I’m not sure but this was like I couldn’t remember what I did a second ago, I spent. I spent an hour trying to drink my pop because after I
Bubba83443
Got done taking a drink I would forget I took a drink and take another one because I wasn’t sure if I did or not
Bubba83443
Then I would be confused as to why my pop was gone and get another one, then continue doing that
YoeyDiamantes
This is an old wives tale, complete bullshit. Just find a good OG Kush hybrid and you'll be good.
Rivalyn
They both smell like something died.
Adunadain
https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/kbvz9m/weed-strains-are-mostly-bullshit-weedweek2017
Breastbeakfastever
I've never had a different high, always the same no matter the weed.
ISayFuckALotSoWhat
stoffelbruh
don't forget: sativa makes you paranoid, indica makes you depressed.
BeavisTheMeavis
https://imgur.com/sThYj9D
MalcontentTroll
Random question, never bought it before in my life, now living in rural Wisconsin, small town, how in the hell do I find a good dealer lol?
cpnbeeb
Grow your own.
ImGonnaSquirtHnnnnnggggg
Thank you. I'm getting out if the Navy tomorrow so this post makes me even more excited.
nghtvsion
jinnyboomboom
Would also work with Jeff Bezos’ face
MightyChlorians
elGuapo4211
secretstadiumsauce
MightyChlorians
pterodactylptime
That's awesome
mjayojay
.
TimberWilly
hyats
Hardest I have laughed all week
LanaDelReyy
How sad
nghtvsion
This comment makes you sound like a mean person
Simbody1
“How sad”
LanaDelReyy
Oopsies
LanaDelReyy
Thank you for telling me tho
requit
This comment makes you seem like a judgemental person.
LanaDelReyy
Noooooo I just meant that there are funnier things
nghtvsion
Upvoted. Clearly it just sounded wrong. Have a good day!
mixylodian
I definitely chortled loudly but a bit sheepishly
MrSnowy
Hint for us laymen?
WayneGreekzky
Draw an imaginary line down the middle of his face and look again.
MrSnowy
hahaha, that's awesome
WindOntheroad
THC Vs. CBD
JPRiddles
But CBD doesn't get you high?
Malak224
Both will fail a drug test and get you fired, right?
laowllol
only if you work for a prick.
flashums
Indica in da couch
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BeelzebubsBasil
That saying is so much older than that shitty show lol
TheUpstart
I learned that from my Mom.
surfturd
Yep
HeresSomeMoneyGoSeeAStarWar
for ages people only got whatever their guy had. now you can get picky and choose how you want your buzz. what a wonderful world.
giarc804
Who downvotes this?? It's absolutely true and wonderful.
letsnotandsaywemight
I dont have any idea what you are referring to.
Lanunborneo
Not in my local streets
skeeter042
"If you can get picky with your cannabis, why not get picky with your TV?"
denimdenis
Get the hell out here Mr. Trejo
StarkRG
I'm in Australia, can't get anything but bush weed.
iupvotetooddnumbers
Life is good
yeronimo
Here in the Netherlands we are very happy never had this issue. Smoke whatever u want!
Desloratadine
Right on
WindOntheroad
And legal in my state... Huehuehuehue
HeresSomeMoneyGoSeeAStarWar
I’m dc. Legal as well.
WindOntheroad
It's pretty fucking sweet. Going to get a $10 gram on my way to my soccer game tonight...
OrC23
Seattle, I live a block from a shop. Saints pre rolls are my jam.
cattywumpus
For medical purposes, it's great. There's a strain that flat-out stops my migraines. One lil jello cup and I'm good to go!
macthelost
Also would like to know this magical strain. Thanks
velastria
What’s the strain so I can look for it?!
IntergalacticElephant
As someone who has had a migraine for 8 days in a row, I am very jealous.
cannedchicken
I just drink until I can't see straight, and then cry myself to sleep.
calbff
That made me laugh way too much. I'm a monster.
Kyuukichi
There there
tonx916
chocoooouuuuh
Classic
MybestfriendisBenAffleck
Dont forget soiling yourself! There is always room for that.
PMyourDrawings
Sometimes you just got to let the liquor do the thinking
FrankyBabes
Good for ANY time of day
dieSchadenfreude
Oh shit, same
ktblanch02
FapsAlot
Same
GiantDad420
I just grow distant from the people who love me, until finally I'm a husk of my former self. But I also drink a glass of water before bed.
FroogleApollo
Same.
Itsalwaysabengaltiger
Hey pal welcome to the club!
ChefShwasty
Ayyyyyy lmao me too
GuardsmanMiku
why mess with ilegal smelly shit when i can have the sweet sweet embrace of alcohol abuse
tehPhreakmang
We know
Craizie
just keep drinking, you'll skip the cry part and just wake up hating live more.
chakarakarama
As God and the ATF intended. *national anthem in background*
BigKahuna128
How many beers did i have last night? All of them
VitaminJay
What do you do after that when you still have 7.5 hours of your workday to go?
WanderingCapybara
Asking the real questions
cannedchicken
Heh. Never drank at work, but I've definitely cried several times and fell asleep once ;P
CloseupCaptionReaction
Cry a bit more, print some random page, have a drink. Yell something about religion and space. Sleep
VitaminJay
Busy day before lunch break.
ProjectSatan
i smoke a little bit, then im fine for the night. i dont get the calories or hangover from drinking. nor the crazy emotional roller coaster.
am4218
Straight vodka doesn't have many calories at all!
britishdilettantejimmyrustlerbutmostlyokguy
BOTH!
Tofubutton
Smoking is great, but lets not pretend it's anywhere near as fun as drinking
donkeydickinyomouth
THIS! Like for real fuck me for wanting to get a little stoned and watching a movie. To bad I had to stop for professional reasons
cannedchicken
The smell makes me sick, so I can't. Also, being conscious in any way sucks--I'd much rather be sleeping so I'm not in pain.
SexDrugsBirdsandRocknRoll
Look into kratom, my friend. And yeah, maybe therapy as well.
WhereIsOscarGoldman
I think u need to try therapy
Fire777
You need to try vaping co2 oil. It hardly smells or tastes like anything. Smells nothing like the actual flower.
tehPhreakmang
Edibles
almostlucy
Especially slow-release ones, like suckers.
tehPhreakmang
This, so much this. People over estimate edibles vastly, just have *A* sucker.
ronNhyde
Why does indica guy have a tie?
theheebs25
dude needs a job, damn.
just4thelolz
He's a PC. The other one's a Mac.
edenknitty
That's the best question I've seen all day.
kirilNoodlePilot
After work, I think...
soyunfrikinburrito
It’s a token of “style”
jimtim583
Just got home from work!
Trentski
Body’s high. Tie keeps it in check.
PanicAtTheCostco
Because he does it after his day job where he can’t be high?
KingOfAntarctica
He's dead, Jim.
SamuraiSugar
Tie guy has as stressful cube job, Indica is the answer. Other bloke is the creative artistic type, no tie.
DefinitelynotEricTrump
Also broke
andreikbd
Perhaps because people with ties don't use sativa during the day. We have to be in office ????
MrStarkLord
And we use indica at night to handle our stress
Tankdoggy
does it legit help sleep?
MrStarkLord
Yeah. Plus it's legal where I live.
Tankdoggy
Nice, that is nice, needs to be legal in my state, NH as it is legal in MA, Maine, VT around us. And need Feds to legalize it.
1Blank1
Why not? Peope who smoke weed can be upstanding members of society.
Ihaveyourgifsrighthere
Agreed, so why don't both?
RetardedLobster
It's hard standing up when you're indacouch
SDOMO
But usually not.
HsuDoNihm
To some extent that depends upon the society. There are lots of upstanding members in the eyes of Denver's society that are also stoners.
ElectricalEngineeringDudeAbides
Sorry but that's where you're wrong kiddo. You just treat it like alcohol, moderation is key.
Hammettt
You'd be surprised how many functioning people do cocaine. Hell i know a doctor that does cocaine every now and then. Even more do weed
iamkyleh
Cocaines expensive. Couldnt afford it if they werent
Hammettt
Becom a doc to fuel you coke habbit. Wicked smaht