CaptainMarv3l
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Harry Potter posts make me happy.
SpeaksWithWind
Harry Potter dumps make me happy too.
heyimbrendan
I always upvote Harry Potter...also,fred should have given himself a pepper talk. Ok, i feel bad for that one...
tifftiffmcgee
I think i double tapped this like 23 times as i was scrolling through
virgil592
Always upvote Potter Dumps... wow that sounds wrong.
Wolfe65
late bump. @OP Please link the future parts in edits
invaderkong
Just saw HP1 with a live orchestra, so damn cool
IndecentRaptor
Getting the chance to have a drink with Tom Felton was weird to say the least, like he was judging me with snake eyes...
unsaltedandsharkfree
I found the forty-something-ith post of these and read backwards through all of them until I got here. Good ride.
ProbablyBigfoot
I normally skip Harry Potter posts but this reminded me of everything I loved in the books. It also cemented Sirius as my favorite character
skooksies
He's always gonna be my jam. Padfoot 4 lyfe
DrKriegersClone
I have a feeling the person who wrote #10 would enjoy the Dresden Files.
3Pie14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494
This post legitimately made me laugh, I needed that. Thank you.
ydwyrd
We need an entire series about the shit the Marauders would get up to.
9f1ngers
#15 *maths . He is British!
JamieSmyth
Icommentandpostmypets
I've met with Jason Isaacs, totally chill guy. While other celebs were going to a party, He was asking me to drive him around to do laundry.
GingerIsOurWord
He was so good in Awake. Wish it had lasted more than one season.
IW42
I'm still freaking out that Malfoy and Captain Lorca in Star Trek: Discovery are played by the same guy.
TheRealOzone
Fred could have at least done what he told the others to do in his inspirational speech.
ILoveTomHiddleston
No
CaptainMarv3l
Oh.
ojp1977
I'm almost convinced to watch this series
djsdkdjsk
read it, its really cool, but the books can get confusing, theres movies too.
Pasaujourdhui
Read it, if you can. It’s worth it.
Eldibs
Hey, so if Dementors suck out your soul, and Horcruxes store pieces of soul, does that mean Dementors can destroy Horcruxes?
CaptainMarv3l
I saw something about that earlier actually
Eldibs
Where? Because I rewatched Prisoner of Azkaban last night and had a "Hey, wait a minute!" moment.
CaptainMarv3l
It was in a fan fiction I think.
hbilly13
One day we will get the Marauders series we deserve
MylastaccountgotbandbecauseIpostednakedwomen
Of the Irish kid likes blowing stuff up you have to wonder if the parents were members of the IRA.
Gayforbae
The IRA was about sectarianism. I doubt there's very many Catholic witches...
pandro
my brain went straight there, is that because we are old? A young irish kid told me the IRA never hurt anyone - I was speechless.
Xeynid
"You'd kill voldemort in your first year..." so did harry. He very much did kill volde year 1.
ILoveTomHiddleston
Hmmm that wasn't killed. He expelled him from quirrells body by killing quirrell. But voldey was still alive, or what was left of him.
djsdkdjsk
and voldemort was free to go to another body.
MattIsBetterThanDavid
if only fred took his own advice rip
Dratias
CaptainMarv3l
I plan on doing Another one
Dratias
\o/
thisaintthenameiwanted
After reading some of these I'm ready for a book of James and crew. Should be fun.
FullMetalBitch
“The Marauders”
OverzealousDude
somenerandom
I don't think I'll ever get tired of Harry Potter dumps.
periwinklepanda
Nope, never.
zamielvanweber
I am not going to permit myself to forget about the rampaging calm Dumbledore one again.
DukeDarkwood
*sighs* (Someone's going to.) "Even after all this time?"
HisDudness
Always.
cheesymouth
I read half the books and saw none of the movies, and I still enjoy the HP dumps.
djsdkdjsk
still going through them, confused on most but understand a lot of them.
MOfitserov93
That’s not what the toilets at Hogwarts said ;)
somenerandom
And people wonder why Myrtle was always in such a bad mood.
Trassation
Excuse me? That's exactly what the toilets at Hogwarts said. ;P
VoIdemort
It's a good thing I made a Marauder's Map of his intestines.
Howmanygoddamnusernamesaretherejustletmepickone
28 dumps, still going strong
UndeadLahmacun
Did you know how right you were back than?
somenerandom
Well it's been 1 month since I posted this and 15+ years since I became an HP fan so...yeah, pretty much
UndeadLahmacun
yeah.. dumb question. I was referring to the popularity OP earned with these dumps, but I was also almost falling asleep so yeah, I see now
Quizz25S
What about the 20 random dumps that make it to the FP every day?
JustTheNinjaOfUsersub
Always
IAmRelevantToThis
Ok it’s been over a year now. Are you tired of them yet??
DlNOSAUR
4 weeks later and I'm not :)
somenerandom
Yay random mod?
somenerandom
e.
DlNOSAUR
Random mode indeed
HelaSisterOfThor
It was in the film...
Grizabellakat007
This is what I scrolled to have verified, thank you!
Dratias
I do hope this was a joke. lol
MoonyWormtailPadfootandProngsMagicalMischiefMakers
they added the lines onto a different piece of the movie, the actual lines are from the book and not included in the movie
woodrobin
In re: Ford Anglia Potter one, the scene needs to freeze, with a voice saying "It was about then ol' Tom realized he'd done messed up."
SHUTUPWILWHEATON
I went to public school with a dude named Ford
DonteHaversham
Them Weasley boys were at it again.
Machthree
1snowwolf1
Just the Weasley boys, always creating charms
DontKillYuri
I've been crying for 3 hours over my last exam and at that one I just lost it I'm laughing too hard to cry now
GreenYawgmoth
"Look this is what the horn needs to sound like. I'll explain later, Arthur!"
JohnJacobJingleheimerSmith
*Record scratch*... You might be wondering how I wound up here
NerdN1
I was expecting someone to be driving. How about Aragog's spider family? "No time to explain, get in!" NOPE!
MightyNerdyCrafty
All aboard the nopemobile!
chbarts
Should've used a different model. Ford Prefect Potter could, if not save the world, move some people to a more interesting one.
fulminatrix
Ford Anglia Potter: still a better name than Albus Severus. I still think Rubeus Arthur Potter would've been the best, though.
srslydude
I prefer Arthur Rubeus Potter, but hey, cool.
vwyx
Ford Anglia Potter would later introduce a Muggleborn named Arthur Dent to the magical world, with mixed results.
DonteHaversham
Seconded, but Albus Severus is a fitting homage. It acknowledges his coming to terms with snapes feelings towards him and Albus' guidance
BC2k2
Plus, you know, the initials are ASP. Didn't read Cursed child, but I'd wager little ASP was a parselmouth.
DonteHaversham
Me neither, but the fact the the horcrux in harry was destroyed by the killing curse ol voldy threw at him in book 7, idk how that's posible
BC2k2
The same reason Ron was able to mimic the hissing sounds to open the CoS in book 7 - Parselmouth is a lot more common than anyone admits.
TheClayKnight
Magic.
prfesser
We need an entire book entitled "Harry Potter and How The Scene Should Have Gone"
djsdkdjsk
or a book and a movie that actually go along to the scene.
bonniferous
That was actually stolen from a fanfiction, so there kind of of already is
GoogleFucker
"Harry Potter and the Time He Called In An Airstrike on Voldemort"
concaveUsurper
...But we do. Seven of them.
airen
Then harry woulda died as a baby bc voldemort woulda chucked him out the window
ElbowDeepInMythicalCreatures
" Harry, did you put your name in the goblet of fire?" Dumbledore asked calmly as he slid his long wand from his robe sleeve. He gazed out.
goodisunpopular
At least for the movies we have HISHE.
itsacatten
And a sequel: “Harry Potter and The Best Tumblr Posts”
smellyboots
If you like math, science and logic in your fantasy look up HP and the methods of rationality and prepare to have your week taken over.
w4nder3r
Doot for more harry potter
tk27595
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AbusedPickle
I read that a few months ago, the characters are brilliantly written. Just... Excellent. Weird though,
GuardsmanMiku
Honestly how harry potter should have been
ChairmanMittens
Thank you. - imgurian looking for a new book
ChairmanMittens
I am now four chapters in
thisViolentDelight
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Theman098
Oh yea... i stopped reading that during the awkward part where they joked about raping luna...
smellyboots
Yeah that was really out of place. The context was malfoy saying something terrible that he didn't understand at all. The rest is great.
GuardsmanMiku
iirc wasn't that just malfoy and harry pretending to go along with it to manipulate him?
CaptainMarv3l
What.
Theman098
Malfoy and Harry were alone? I recall this quite clearly. And yes, i'm pretty sure i didn't somehow end up on a shitty porno.
khelder
No, you're right, it was a scene meant to show both harry and the audience that Draco isn't actually evil, he's just been taught wrong.
SuckItBlue
Note to come back to this
ElbowDeepInMythicalCreatures
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fartbender
We need seven books on The Marauders hijinks
CaptainMarv3l
Um yes
IKnowYouHateMeYes
Honestly, the dark side would have won in less than 20 pages.Harry Potter and the crackhead chav with a 9mm doesn't sound good for a title.
SchrodingersDictator
Go read Harry Potter and the methods of rationality. Both Harry and Voldemort are stupidly intelligent and creative.
IKnowYouHateMeYes
In that fanfic or in the book? Because in the book, I can spend 30 minutes just discussing how killing Harry would have been done in 1/2
SchrodingersDictator
In the fanfic. They're both idiots in the book. Like you say, harry could be dead in ten pages. Also, in another 20, the ministry of magic
SchrodingersDictator
would fall to voldemort. In another 100, he owns the world.
IKnowYouHateMeYes
2/2 10 pages.
tagmomg
On the other hand, I think the final fight with Voldemort would be a bit better if Harry Potter just pulled out a fucking coach gun.
TheRelevancyOfMyNameIsRelativelyIrrelevant
Voldemort and Harry line up for the epic duel, a whistling sound is overheard, a few seconds later voldemort is obliterated by an airstrike.
djsdkdjsk
with all the old fashioned magic stuff, i keep forgetting its still modern times with the humans.
dingofdong
"Harry potter and the obvious solution"
Alberto0
Don't you mean Harry potter and the final solution?
dingofdong
Actually I meant "logical solution" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYmCAkmn0GM
iSoulend
don't bring a wand to a gun fight
IKnowYouHateMeYes
Instead of just going with Draco's mother word, Voldemort could have just double-checked and get the win.
BluePaladin42
Voldy wouldn't be Voldy if he didn't treat the evil overlord list like it was a fuckmothering to-do checklist.