TheGreatRadioControversy
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Dec 24, 2016 1:10 AM
TheGreatRadioControversy
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Nonniekins
My mother in law is the worst. What kind of coffee is this? Why do you buy this brand? What is this thing? What is that? All before coffee.
kirrb
See when I wake up, I scream at the top of my lungs, as loud as possible. It seems to scare away most morning conversation. Whatever works
bloodninja0
I once was awakened by ringing so I answered the remote control.
thisiswhyidrink
My husband knows to bring me coffee if he wants to talk to me early in the a.m. before he leaves for work. I'm a student and work nights.
InappropriateGifReplier
My daughter does this all the time. She reminds me of how much she loves and trusts in me despite my failures. Her giggle is amazing.
KittyDreams4Real
Don't have kids.
NorthWestOutdoorsman
My old co-worker was a Redbull/Volume at 11 kind of guy by 5:00am. Really hated that guy.
PoppaBigBear
The shit I deal with 5 times a week.
totesymahgoatsy
My husband does this and it's ALWAYS "what are we having for dinner tonight?"!
Arkanrais
worse than that is when someone knows you have trouble getting to and staying asleep, yet they wake you up anyway for some trivial bullshit
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
Even worse is when you're having an amazing dream and some turdmuffin wakes you up by talking obnoxiously loudly. Let me live, bruh
Mewtwos
LevyaApex
Golduneye
"Hey are you awake" famous last words
NothingButReactionGifs
Eating my cereal when someone starts up the yapper flapper bout the day I ain't started yet.
MissKittyKatKat
Yes.
CrouchingVaginaHiddenPenis
"Mornings are for coffee and contemplation"
cdajoe
I'm 54, and this problem seems to get much worse as you get older.
Ajitus
i accidentally entered into a 2 year contact with a phone company because they called as i woke up
dav3nasty
My so hates this about me. I'm an ass for about 2-15min after waking. Trying to change. Not sure it's possible.
MaiqtheHonest
seriously.
MasterJewdog
Sticklebrickk
"It's that GODDAMN dog again, Helen."
CallOfTheAvoid
Your name though. Upvote for not being a liar.
forestfinagle
Your mom just doesn't want you to be late for work again and lose your job
okayramblersletsgetramblin
I was asked to subtract fractions with different denominators this morning....As. Soon. As. I. Walked. Downstairs.
saintofchaoticgood
My dad use to do this and once had the audacity to call me an asshole. I believe I replied fuck off I just woke up. Leave me alone. Then
saintofchaoticgood
Walked out the door to work.
nonamejanie
I can't be talked to before 11 am. Just can't do it. I operate on a completely different schedule than normals.
ninjaoftheworld
Where are you sleeping that you have random people talking to you right away?
usedhottub
A home...with like, a family?
ninjaoftheworld
Weird.
mstalltree
My cat comes over to greet me when I wake up. She doesn't meow but only purrs. I think that takes the edge off my grumpiness.
ControlZee
If you come bearing coffee and food, you will have my attention.
PotatoThunder
i have the same thing but its the first 10 minutes I'm at work. like, you better fucking be on fire if you're going to bother me this soon
SchrodinergsSpy
YES! Like, can I please put my stuff down before you talk to me!?!
justmeyaknow
Naomi?
freexstate
nopenononope
I had this on the door of my office.
Maleae
My batshit manager does this. Bothers me about shit as soon as I come in the door when we don't get many cust until 3hr after opening
Maleae
also complains about being tired all the time when she never takes her breaks and never stops working for 5 seconds. Blood pressure so high